HawgWild: I, for the most part, don't kill spiders. Spiders eat those insects and other bugs that annoy me. So I leave them alone.Unless, of course, they descend from above and crawl on me. In that case, I do the manly thing and run around in circles, arms flailing, screaming "Get it off! Get IT OFF! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"
miss diminutive: So that spider who makes a web across my front door at face level every morning isn't following his natural instincts, he's just being a douchebag?Well fark him.
Sybarite: [spotoffun.files.wordpress.com image 354x327]
WTFDYW: WooHoo! Spider thread?
mbillips: I watched a spider putting the sticky circles on its web just this morning. It was one of those little guys who looks kinda like a bit of bird poop. I had to remember not to walk through it, though because he'd strung the web right across the most convenient path out of my back yard.This is his species, I think:[fc01.deviantart.net image 850x721]
69gnarkill69: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x325]
69gnarkill69: [images.sodahead.com image 600x478]
UtileDysfunktion: I don't mind the spiders so much as the house centipedes. Spiders just go about being spiders when you're around, they don't care. The house centipedes see you and they dart around trying to hide, like cockroaches. Problem is, they're really bad at it. They think that if they can't see you, you can't see them either.I was getting ready for work and set my lunch bag down on the kitchen counter for just a few seconds while I grabbed something else. Go to pick up the bag and notice around 50 legs poking out from underneath. (pick up bag... smack... off to work...)
techgeek07: Someone had to post this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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