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(Gawker)   Dartmouth fraternity bypasses double secret probation, goes straight to suspension   (gawker.com) divider line 36
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2013-10-14 01:18:08 PM  
TOGA!

TOGA!

TOGA!
 
2013-10-14 01:18:49 PM  
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
 
2013-10-14 01:18:53 PM  
This just in - college kids like to drink and fark.
 
2013-10-14 01:24:29 PM  
My wife is a Dartmouth alumna, so we're getting kicks out of this story.

/dorm hallway beer-keg-bowling forevar!
 
2013-10-14 01:24:51 PM  
Seven years of college...down the drain!
 
2013-10-14 01:25:06 PM  
Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.
 
2013-10-14 01:25:12 PM  
As hazing goes, that's fairly weaksauce.  Spray them with champagne, ask them if they drink, don't make them drink if they say no, and keep an eye out to make sure they don't drink too much?  It sounds like there's more of a watchful eye going on there than at the average college party.
 
2013-10-14 01:26:07 PM  

keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


But enough about the Penn State football program.
 
2013-10-14 01:26:18 PM  
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Fark - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
 
2013-10-14 01:27:28 PM  

FarkingReading: keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

But enough about the Penn State football program.


BaDOOM..Tiiish!
 
2013-10-14 01:27:38 PM  
Put the pussy back on the top shelf and step away from the frat house.
 
2013-10-14 01:28:00 PM  

buckeyebrain: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Fark - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!


I'd like 10,000 marbles, please.
 
2013-10-14 01:29:50 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: As hazing goes, that's fairly weaksauce.  Spray them with champagne, ask them if they drink, don't make them drink if they say no, and keep an eye out to make sure they don't drink too much?  It sounds like there's more of a watchful eye going on there than at the average college party.


Station 4 is hard core, yo.

And yeah.  If this causes a suspension at Dartmouth, pretty much every living group (fraternity, dormitory, or otherwise) will be out on the street.  Dartmouth isn't exactly known for being a dry campus.
 
2013-10-14 01:29:57 PM  
Bro do you even email?
 
2013-10-14 01:31:30 PM  
Thank you sir, may I have another.
 
2013-10-14 01:33:40 PM  

keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


media.washtimes.com
 
2013-10-14 01:42:10 PM  
It's not hazing unless we TELL you it's hazing.

/and even when we do tell you, you won't do anything about it anyway.
 
2013-10-14 01:48:16 PM  
I'm all... what.

Also at actual colleges, do you have to join a Fraternity?
 
2013-10-14 01:55:49 PM  
The fratboy stereotype exists for a reason.

/Greek
//Rolls eyes because asshats never change
 
2013-10-14 02:03:12 PM  
Meh read the emails - didn't see anything really bad.  In fact they specifically said not to force anyone to drink that didn't want to.  I giggled at the
Riddles and Moral Questions station.

I mean "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"  That's a good question.
 
2013-10-14 02:10:14 PM  

Summercat: I'm all... what.

Also at actual colleges, do you have to join a Fraternity?


Nope. I never joined a frat. Still got drunk and laid often enough, and made plenty of friends.
 
2013-10-14 02:13:59 PM  
As soon as these fratboy bros begin to realize that there are certain things one is not allowed to say, their lives will be a lot easier.
 
2013-10-14 02:18:12 PM  
omgwtf.superlime.com
 
2013-10-14 02:23:15 PM  
Only in trouble because someone got wind of it. Otherwise it would be A-OK!
 
2013-10-14 02:32:42 PM  
Someone needs to get the Maryland sorority c*nt punt emailer to reply...

Link
 
2013-10-14 02:39:41 PM  

keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


HAHAHAH!

What a douche....

Or excellent troll.

Either way.
 
2013-10-14 02:43:34 PM  
Frat's response is noted below

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2013-10-14 02:58:18 PM  
The only thing stranger than how serious dudes took this frat bullshiat when I was in college is that they still take it seriously in their middle age.
 
2013-10-14 03:00:09 PM  
keypusher: "top-shelf pussy"

There's none of that at Dartmouth.  Why do you think the college is named after the union of "dart" and "mouth"?
 
2013-10-14 03:55:01 PM  
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2013-10-14 04:37:15 PM  
Just wondering, if some school were to have an all-gay fraternity, would its members be constantly railing women while insisting it's not straight if you don't make eye contact?
 
2013-10-14 05:00:51 PM  

keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.


May have access but no entry.
 
2013-10-14 05:56:44 PM  
I, state your name,  do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat,with liberty and fraternity for all. Amen.
 
2013-10-14 08:14:09 PM  
I have never understood why colleges and universities recognize fraternities as official student organizations in the first place.

They should simply say they don't recognize any single-sex organizations and be done with it.  If they choose to exist without recognition then that is up to them.  Instead, they give them official student organization status, then feel compelled to establish a bunch of rules that don't apply to other student organizations, and then attempt to control them by threatening to take their official student organization status.  They get stuck playing the role of parents to a bunch of young adults.

On the other side of the coin, fraternities are composed of a bunch of young men attending college.  Most fraternities own an off campus house.  At most campuses fraternities don't receive any student funding, they don't use on-campus facilities, the fraternity members could still participate in intramural sports calling their team anything they like just non-fraternity teams, and at least at state funded schools the administration cannot prohibit the fraternities from hanging any flyers promoting their fraternity group.

A fraternity really gains very little by being an officially recognized student organization. Certainly, not enough to have to deal with all the B.S.  Unless the fraternity leased land from the university upon which they constructed a house and had a requirement that they had to be an official student organization, then there is really no reason for it.

 /In a fraternity while in college.  The feminist assistant dean of students attempted to blackmail the fraternity council into passing rules prohibiting strippers at off campus fraternity houses, as a university rule would have affected speech rights.  She said that she was going to see how each fraternity voted and complain to their national organizations if they voted against the stripper prohibition.  I moved for a secret ballot which was seconded and the rule was defeated.  She hated me from that day until I graduated.
 
2013-10-15 05:07:54 PM  

abfalter: keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

HAHAHAH!

What a douche....

Or excellent troll.

Either way.


I was thinking troll. No one actually says pencil-necked geek anymore right?
 
2013-10-15 06:43:15 PM  

Petroleum Oligarch: abfalter: keypusher: Let's just get this out of the way.

All of you Farkers are hating on a tradition you know nothing about, you all must have been pencil-necked pizza-faced geeks in the Chess Club, fraternity brothers get access to more top-shelf pussy than you could shake a stick at, and the relationships you make in the Brotherhood will last you a lifetime.

HAHAHAH!

What a douche....

Or excellent troll.

Either way.

I was thinking troll. No one actually says pencil-necked geek anymore right?


Maybe not, but it got the song stuck in my head.
 
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