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(Patriot Ledger)   Woman googles "what happens if you rob a bank", gets personal answer from police   (patriotledger.com) divider line 32
    More: Amusing, Weymouth, Washington Street, bank robbery, Bridgewater, accessory after the fact  
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2013-10-14 01:58:02 PM
That's kinda up there with murderers who make To Do lists and then keep them after carrying out the crime.
 
2013-10-14 01:59:34 PM

jjorsett: That's kinda up there with murderers who make To Do lists and then keep them after carrying out the crime.


Or the Computer file or even the pad they wrote it on. Don't write things down or type them out, people. If you have to, maybe you need to rethink this "criminal mastermind" thing.
 
2013-10-14 02:00:34 PM
Hmmm. Not entirely pre-crime. What with her having the stolen cash and all...
 
2013-10-14 02:02:38 PM
Did subby read the article? or is that not necessary for snark?
 
2013-10-14 02:03:38 PM
img1.etsystatic.com
 
2013-10-14 02:04:49 PM
This is somewhat disturbing... I will restrict my verbiage to the least self-incriminating henceforth.  Yay though the Hindus speak of Karma....
 
2013-10-14 02:07:19 PM

Anastacya: jjorsett: That's kinda up there with murderers who make To Do lists and then keep them after carrying out the crime.

Or the Computer file or even the pad they wrote it on. Don't write things down or type them out, people. If you have to, maybe you need to rethink this "criminal mastermind" thing.


I might write it. Not sure anyone else would be able to read it though.

Also, this wasn't as thought-crime suggesting as the headline made it sound. She did actually rob a bank. Which makes me conclude that her google fu skills suck.
 
2013-10-14 02:11:26 PM
What happens to me in a federal prison?
 
2013-10-14 02:12:37 PM
"Walmart workers phoned their corporate headquarters to ask how they should handle all the shoppers with unlimited, government-funded spending limits, and were told to keep the registers ringing.

"We did make the decision to continue to accept EBT cards during the outage so that they could get food for their families," Walmart representative Kayla Whaling told KSLA. "

What a bunch of evil assholes Walmart are.
 
2013-10-14 02:14:10 PM
I believe her personal police response may have been due to actually, you know, robbing a bank and, in fact, had nothing to do with a Google search. But that's just me and my room temp IQ.
 
2013-10-14 02:16:37 PM
Private browsing is your friend.

/fap
 
2013-10-14 02:17:11 PM
She shouldn't be penalized for being curious. I mean I'm sure a screenwriter or two has researched a script by doing the same thing.
 
2013-10-14 02:18:43 PM

uncleacid: What happens to me in a federal prison?


I don't want to go to pound me in the ass prison
 
2013-10-14 02:19:01 PM
"Siri, what happens if I look up naked preteen girl pics?"
 
Skr
2013-10-14 02:22:07 PM
she obviously didn't invest in a high quality richard nixon mask.
 
2013-10-14 02:23:19 PM

jjorsett: That's kinda up there with murderers who make To Do lists and then keep them after carrying out the crime.


beermugsports.com
 
2013-10-14 02:25:47 PM

GORDON: "Walmart workers phoned their corporate headquarters to ask how they should handle all the shoppers with unlimited, government-funded spending limits, and were told to keep the registers ringing.

"We did make the decision to continue to accept EBT cards during the outage so that they could get food for their families," Walmart representative Kayla Whaling told KSLA. "

What a bunch of evil assholes Walmart are.


What thread am I reading again?
 
2013-10-14 02:33:10 PM

GORDON: "Walmart workers phoned their corporate headquarters to ask how they should handle all the shoppers with unlimited, government-funded spending limits, and were told to keep the registers ringing.

"We did make the decision to continue to accept EBT cards during the outage so that they could get food for their families," Walmart representative Kayla Whaling told KSLA. "

What a bunch of evil assholes Walmart are.


Huh?
 
2013-10-14 02:34:15 PM
Should have made the list in the planner then "lost" the pages

sophiacorbridge.typepad.com
 
2013-10-14 02:34:20 PM
What happens when you make the main page on Fark.com
 
2013-10-14 02:44:48 PM
She should have been logged into her Google account so her search queries would be protected  https://support.google.com/analytics/answer/1033173

Protected from marketers, not from Google or Big Brother, of course ;)
 
2013-10-14 02:59:39 PM
I wonder if there is a "You Tube" video showing prospective bank robbers "how to rob a bank" in step by step fashion...?
 
2013-10-14 03:17:31 PM
"what happens if you rob a bank"


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2013-10-14 03:22:09 PM
Guess she knows now.
 
2013-10-14 03:22:26 PM

Crewmannumber6: She shouldn't be penalized for being curious. I mean I'm sure a screenwriter or two has researched a script by doing the same thing.


Well she also actually robbed a bank, so I think she was more arrested for that.
 
2013-10-14 03:32:15 PM
You're going to have a bad time?
 
2013-10-14 03:36:31 PM
The real question here: What happens if I don't enable Javascript?
 
2013-10-14 03:37:00 PM
You guys are such suckers. She already knew all this was going to happen and you fell right into her trap
 
2013-10-14 04:03:52 PM
I don't know. She looks kind of ugly there but I'd need a full body shot to be certain. My opinion of ugly is based on an overall appearance as well as factors like people not pointing a gun at me.
 
2013-10-14 04:47:27 PM
Because they block people that disalow java:


WEYMOUTH -

Police say a suspected Weymouth heroin dealer made Internet searches last week to find out "what happens if you rob a bank" - and she found out on Friday, when she and a Bridgewater man were charged with unarmed bank robbery and possession with intent to distribute heroin.

Police Capt. Richard Fuller said Sarah J. McLoud, 27, of Torrey Street, Weymouth, and Robert W. Owens, 28, of Comfort Street in Bridgewater, were arrested at McLoud's residence at 4 p.m. Friday, about five hours after the pair allegedly robbed Weymouth Bank on Columbian Street.

Fuller said that when detectives searched McLoud's home, they identified the cash taken from the bank and clothing that witnesses said the female suspect wore.

A check of McLoud's computer showed recent searches for "if you're going to rob a bank," "what happens if you rob a bank," "what happens if you rob a house," and "what happens if you rob a drug dealer."

Detectives also found heroin packaged for sale in the same room with the computer. Fuller said McLoud was a suspect in an ongoing heroin distribution investigation.

Police obtained a search warrant for McLoud's residence after she and Owens were arrested.

McLoud and Owens were held over the weekend in the Weymouth jail on $10,000 cash bail each. Police charged a third man Daniel M. Murphy, 30, of Washington Street in Quincy, with being an accessory after the fact to the bank robbery, and for a repeat offense of possession of class B Suboxone. He was held on $25,000 bail.

All three will be arraigned Tuesday in Quincy District Court.

McLoud and Owens are also charged with conspiracy to commit unarmed bank robbery and possession with intent to distribute class C Xanax.

Fuller said the robbery occurred at 10:45 a.m. Friday when a female suspect, later identified by detectives as McLoud, demanded money from a teller at the bank. She demanded money with no dye packs, and didn't display a weapon. Other witnesses said a man, later identified by police as Owens, was in the area with her before the robbery.

Fuller said Owens was allegedly involved in planning the robbery, and that Murphy was waiting for them on Torrey Street. Murphy was pulled over and charged at 8 p.m. Saturday, while driving the car believed to be used in the robbery.

The bank is across the street from South Shore Hospital, just one-third of a mile from the Torrey Street address.
 
2013-10-14 08:42:36 PM
And what happens when NoScript is detected and it diverts you to a different error page URL is that you can never allow Javascript on the original page, in effect the site demanding that you turn it on for everywhere.
 
2013-10-15 03:18:25 AM

relaxitsjustme: Private browsing is your friend.


Private browsing only prevents your significant other from seeing what you were browsing.  To block everyone out, including your ISP, you need a VPN.
And possibly ToR (though the NSA does run a ton of exit nodes, and hackers running SSL-strip run the rest, so there's that).

And if you want to save things you browse to, or make incriminating lists, for the love of god, do it in a TrueCrypt container with a strong password.
 
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