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(In Serbia News)   Ladies: Is your vagina tired? Does it flap in the breeze like a sad flag? Does it sound like the rustling of ferrets when you walk around? Modern medicine is here to help   (inserbia.info) divider line 67
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2013-10-14 01:33:53 PM  
Mine is like pulling apart a three day old grilled cheese sandwich
 
2013-10-14 01:36:28 PM  
Is this going to cause a nuclear arms race for maintaning attractive penises as well? Maybe not, since they've yet to talk men into anything bra like.

All I know is that when I'm in any position to view a vagina, I'm typically not wearing my glasses, and I'm too busy to judge aestetics. Am while my penis is deaf, dumb, and blind, it likes the view just fine, thank you very much!

/Ladies, respect yoursel and your money. Don't believe the hype!
 
2013-10-14 01:37:08 PM  
media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-10-14 01:37:32 PM  

duffblue: Mine is like pulling apart a three day old grilled Gorgonzola and blue cheese sandwich


FTFY
 
2013-10-14 01:37:53 PM  
I used to cut wedges of Spam, and slid 'em up in the ex's hoo ha.
Called 'em "Quim Shims".
 
2013-10-14 01:39:55 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-14 01:42:45 PM  

duffblue: Mine is like pulling apart a three day old grilled cheese sandwich


You have a brick vagina?
 
2013-10-14 01:43:37 PM  

bearded clamorer: I used to cut wedges of Spam, and slid 'em up in the ex's hoo ha.
Called 'em "Quim Shims".


Ever tried a warm jar of liver?
 
2013-10-14 01:44:19 PM  
But vagina's belong to the state!

That's what the GOP believes, isn't it?

Let the GOP design the perfect vagina then modify the hundreds of millions of them in this country.

Ladies, expect a vagina that has a fetal voting booth. After all, a fetus is a human being.
 
2013-10-14 01:45:37 PM  
If I wasn't at work, I'd hunt around for a link to that old nude skydiving video we all laughed at back in '05 or whenever the hell that was...
 
2013-10-14 01:45:54 PM  
I guess we can't have a "what a vagina may look like" thread eh?
 
2013-10-14 01:46:30 PM  
I only spelled it "vagina's" because I normally use the proper medical terms:

vajayjay, cooter, snatch, coochie, minge, slash...those terms I can spell
 
2013-10-14 01:48:41 PM  
Wat my lips are going to droop.. I mean the ones on my face.. Not my vagina. I kind of figured eventually the vaginal droop would be inevitable. But my face lips? WTF?
 
2013-10-14 01:48:52 PM  

Shazam999: I guess we can't have a "what a vagina may look like" thread eh?


latimesblogs.latimes.com

This is close enough.
 
2013-10-14 01:53:32 PM  
i25.photobucket.com

are you a wizard?
 
2013-10-14 01:58:00 PM  
inserbia.info

Funny how an article about old lady vagina modifications shows a twenty something girl in a position where all 3 holes are easily accessible.
 
2013-10-14 01:58:03 PM  
Look, if a woman queefs and it sounds like meat curtains slapping in the wind, you've got a problem, sweetie. There are doctors who can fix that.

/oh god, why did I type...
//HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFF
 
2013-10-14 02:09:54 PM  

shabu: Is this going to cause a nuclear arms race for maintaning attractive penises as well? Maybe not, since they've yet to talk men into anything bra like.


Not the penis, the balls.

Mens balls sag as they get older, leading to self esteem problems, and worse, your balls falling into the water when you're taking a crap.

Men just aren't willing to get a needle or knife in their ballsac to fix saggy balls, so we just try to keep them out of the way so they don't get stuck in a deck chair or something.

/deep down all men know penis's look utterly ridiculous.
//cooters look pretty weird too tbh.
///Somehow, we still manage to mate. Quit worrying.
 
2013-10-14 02:13:22 PM  
rustling ferrets? bwahahaha
 
2013-10-14 02:17:33 PM  
Although this might sound as an unnecessary thing, the fact is that women's hormones start working differently in menopause, which especially affects their crotch.

Wasn't expecting the text of TFA to be so... blunt. Now wiping Diet Mt Dew off my monitor.
 
2013-10-14 02:18:54 PM  
What's the big deal? Just a flap of skin, right?
 
2013-10-14 02:24:51 PM  
Mine is like pulling apart a three day old grilled cheese sandwich

pics or gtfo

also, Mrs Duggar approves of flappy vajayjays
 
2013-10-14 02:28:37 PM  
FTA:
After only 20 minutes, how long the treatment "pumping vagina" lasts, you can be sure that your vagina will stay "designed" to your liking and in full shape the entire time for the next 15 months, writes "Telegraf".

Reaction.
 
2013-10-14 02:39:55 PM  
If your vagina is like two squishy pancakes held together by Play-Doh, then we have a pill for you!

However, if your vagina is like a firm, welcoming tube of warm cream pie, then I have the penis for you!
 
2013-10-14 02:44:03 PM  

Cybernetic: Although this might sound as an unnecessary thing, the fact is that women's hormones start working differently in menopause, which especially affects their crotch.

Wasn't expecting the text of TFA to be so... blunt. Now wiping Diet Mt Dew off my monitor.


Inserbia.info has slightly lower editorial standards than Nature.
 
2013-10-14 02:48:28 PM  
Q:  How do you recondition an old whore?
A:  Shove a ham up her hoo-ha and pull the bone out.
 
2013-10-14 02:53:49 PM  

fluffy2097: shabu: Is this going to cause a nuclear arms race for maintaning attractive penises as well? Maybe not, since they've yet to talk men into anything bra like.

Not the penis, the balls.

Mens balls sag as they get older, leading to self esteem problems, and worse, your balls falling into the water when you're taking a crap.

Men just aren't willing to get a needle or knife in their ballsac to fix saggy balls, so we just try to keep them out of the way so they don't get stuck in a deck chair or something.

/deep down all men know penis's look utterly ridiculous.
//cooters look pretty weird too tbh.
///Somehow, we still manage to mate. Quit worrying.


Can you sling em on your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
 
2013-10-14 03:07:58 PM  
www.worldofsuperheroes.com
 
2013-10-14 03:12:05 PM  
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!!
 
2013-10-14 03:48:53 PM  

duffblue: Mine is like pulling apart a three day old grilled cheese sandwich


does it sound like velcro when you do that?
 
2013-10-14 04:01:28 PM  

bearded clamorer: I used to cut wedges of Spam, and slid 'em up in the ex's hoo ha.
Called 'em "Quim Shims".


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-14 04:03:01 PM  
I'm pretty sure they are saying vagina but actually mean the labia.
 
2013-10-14 04:21:36 PM  
gallery.goheh.com
 
2013-10-14 04:27:43 PM  
www.roadfood.com
 
2013-10-14 04:33:12 PM  
"After only 20 minutes, how long the treatment "pumping vagina" lasts, you can be sure that your vagina will stay "designed" to your liking and in full shape the entire time for the next 15 months, writes "Telegraf". "

0_o
 
2013-10-14 05:03:19 PM  
No one here is taking issue with the use of "vaccine" in this context? Really?

So does that make Botox a vaccine too?
 
2013-10-14 05:04:06 PM  

fluffy2097: Mens balls sag as they get older


Younger men can have them too, and i think the best term is 'taffy balls'.
 
2013-10-14 05:23:30 PM  
 
2013-10-14 05:33:47 PM  

grumpfuff: No one here is taking issue with the use of "vaccine" in this context? Really?


I took issue when they claimed injections which alleviate addictions were vaccines, but apparently all injections are now vaccines and there's nothing we can do about it.

/probably done for the unreal legal protection vaccines get from any harm they cause
 
2013-10-14 05:45:54 PM  
And the sluts rejoiced.
 
2013-10-14 05:52:41 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: grumpfuff: No one here is taking issue with the use of "vaccine" in this context? Really?

I took issue when they claimed injections which alleviate addictions were vaccines, but apparently all injections are now vaccines and there's nothing we can do about it.

/probably done for the unreal legal protection vaccines get from any harm they cause


I could *possibly* see the addiction thing being an injection. It's stretching it a bit, but at least it's kind of in the same general area sort of. But this? A vaccine? Holy fark.
 
2013-10-14 05:53:29 PM  

grumpfuff: J. Frank Parnell: grumpfuff: No one here is taking issue with the use of "vaccine" in this context? Really?

I took issue when they claimed injections which alleviate addictions were vaccines, but apparently all injections are now vaccines and there's nothing we can do about it.

/probably done for the unreal legal protection vaccines get from any harm they cause

I could *possibly* see the addiction thing being a vaccine. It's stretching it a bit, but at least it's kind of in the same general area sort of. But this? A vaccine? Holy fark.


FTFY

/nicotine withdrawal is a biatch
 
2013-10-14 05:54:16 PM  

grumpfuff: grumpfuff: J. Frank Parnell: grumpfuff: No one here is taking issue with the use of "vaccine" in this context? Really?

I took issue when they claimed injections which alleviate addictions were vaccines, but apparently all injections are now vaccines and there's nothing we can do about it.

/probably done for the unreal legal protection vaccines get from any harm they cause

I could *possibly* see the addiction thing being a vaccine. It's stretching it a bit, but at least it's kind of in the same general area sort of. But this? A vaccine? Holy fark.

FTFM

/nicotine withdrawal is a biatch


...I'mma go sit in the corner now.
 
2013-10-14 06:44:17 PM  
Do your labes hang low?
Do they flutter to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental Soldier?
Do you labes......hang.....lowwwwwwww?
 
2013-10-14 06:47:17 PM  
TFA: Often, the vagina becomes dry, its walls and muscles drop, which affects women's self-esteem, especially in ladies who went through a divorce and now they are ashamed of engaging into sexual activities with a new man.

I think I see what went wrong in the marriage...
 
2013-10-14 06:54:59 PM  
 
2013-10-14 07:18:12 PM  
Wow... the admins were really drunk when they greenlit this thread...
 
2013-10-14 07:19:18 PM  

LiberalWeenie: TFA: Often, the vagina becomes dry, its walls and muscles drop, which affects women's self-esteem, especially in ladies who went through a divorce and now they are ashamed of engaging into sexual activities with a new man.

I think I see what went wrong in the marriage...


Too many BBC gangbangs for the slut?
 
2013-10-14 07:56:44 PM  
www.studiesweekly.com
 
2013-10-14 08:17:08 PM  
ps...your vagina's in the sink.
 
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