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(Patch)   Good fences make good neighbors, unless one of those neighbors is crazy and has a baseball bat   (wentzville.patch.com) divider line 34
    More: Scary, Good fences make good neighbors, Jennifer Shuttleworth, St. Charles County  
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2013-10-14 01:26:06 PM
I bet even Robert Frost got a good belly laugh out of that one, subby.
 
2013-10-14 02:10:38 PM
i seriously thought this was a link to a recent paul krugman editorial.
 
2013-10-14 02:28:14 PM
I have an old fart neighbor that I could see doing that and it is because of him that we are about to build a very tall fence.

/even blames me for the moles digging in his lawn
//even though you could look at every home on the block and see where those little f*ckers are tearing up lawns
///the guy has nothing better to do but dwell on his lawn problems all day and watch fox news
 
2013-10-14 02:35:54 PM

basemetal: I have an old fart neighbor that I could see doing that and it is because of him that we are about to build a very tall fence.

/even blames me for the moles digging in his lawn
//even though you could look at every home on the block and see where those little f*ckers are tearing up lawns
///the guy has nothing better to do but dwell on his lawn problems all day and watch fox news


It was probably the "BagOMoles" he saw you with. Next time don't be so obvious.
 
2013-10-14 02:37:07 PM
Good luck to the couple. The neighbor seems like the type of lady who'll continue this fight even after she makes bail. Hope they get a quick ruling on a restraining order.
 
2013-10-14 02:37:17 PM
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2013-10-14 02:38:23 PM
There is no doubt a huge backstory to all of this.

Also..if you are going to build a fence, be serious about it

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2013-10-14 02:40:52 PM
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Obscure?
 
2013-10-14 02:41:30 PM
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2013-10-14 02:42:39 PM

Phony_Soldier: basemetal: I have an old fart neighbor that I could see doing that and it is because of him that we are about to build a very tall fence.

/even blames me for the moles digging in his lawn
//even though you could look at every home on the block and see where those little f*ckers are tearing up lawns
///the guy has nothing better to do but dwell on his lawn problems all day and watch fox news

It was probably the "BagOMoles" he saw you with. Next time don't be so obvious.


If I could find a box of rabid shark moles, I would turn them loose on him..........

/but for the most part, I avoid him
//he's one of those guys that would provoke you and then try to get you in trouble
///and it has backfired on him a couple of times
////and too old to bother with
 
2013-10-14 02:47:25 PM
The Dodgers could use a good hitter.
 
2013-10-14 02:48:18 PM
Probably should have waited until she was out collecting Rhubarb.
 
2013-10-14 02:51:16 PM

basemetal: Phony_Soldier: basemetal: I have an old fart neighbor that I could see doing that and it is because of him that we are about to build a very tall fence.

/even blames me for the moles digging in his lawn
//even though you could look at every home on the block and see where those little f*ckers are tearing up lawns
///the guy has nothing better to do but dwell on his lawn problems all day and watch fox news

It was probably the "BagOMoles" he saw you with. Next time don't be so obvious.

If I could find a box of rabid shark moles, I would turn them loose on him..........

/but for the most part, I avoid him
//he's one of those guys that would provoke you and then try to get you in trouble
///and it has backfired on him a couple of times
////and too old to bother with


Yeah, avoiding him is probably best. Though I do feel a bit sorry for people like that. It must be a miserable existence.
 
2013-10-14 02:53:01 PM
Can we legalize electric fences?
No more kids chasing balls that broke your windows or dented your siding.
No more neighborhood dogs crapping on your lawn.

/geddoff my lawn
//not serious
 
2013-10-14 03:05:38 PM
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2013-10-14 03:09:25 PM
A St. Charles County woman broke her neighbor's arm with a baseball bat while the neighbor and her husband were attempting to mend a fence

IS this irony or just a play on words?
 
2013-10-14 03:10:59 PM
So that's what they mean by batshiat crazy.
 
2013-10-14 03:14:09 PM
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Good fences fencing make good neighbors, unless one of those neighbors is crazy and has a baseball bat
 
2013-10-14 03:23:18 PM
Fartbongo wants to ban baseball bats now!
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2013-10-14 03:50:32 PM
But isn't that where there are cows?
 
2013-10-14 03:51:15 PM
And he liked having thought of it so well...aint that right subby.

+1. Big Frost fan.
 
2013-10-14 04:10:29 PM

Beerguy: [farm9.static.flickr.com image 500x378]

Obscure?


Isn't that from the series Breaking Malcolm?


/Short lived series
 
2013-10-14 04:14:01 PM

BiffSpiffy: Beerguy: [farm9.static.flickr.com image 500x378]

Obscure?

Isn't that from the series Breaking Malcolm?


/Short lived series


It is actually from The King of Queens.
 
2013-10-14 04:17:46 PM
"Like a good neighbor, crazy bat-wielding lady is there!"
 
2013-10-14 04:21:21 PM
My town is on fark!
Also this
When the husband got involved in the conversation, Shuttleworth poked the bat through a hole in the fence, trying to strike the man standing on his property. Then she pulled the bat back through the fence and fell down.
 
2013-10-14 04:21:44 PM
My fence is 7ft tall. I only have one neighbor. I've known him since I was in third grade. He doesn't care what I do, I don't care what he does. Perfect.
 
2013-10-14 04:24:54 PM
She needs to meet crazy rhubarb lady.
 
2013-10-14 07:19:29 PM

Beerguy: BiffSpiffy: Beerguy: [farm9.static.flickr.com image 500x378]

Obscure?

Isn't that from the series Breaking Malcolm?


/Short lived series

It is actually from The King of Queens.


Wait, that's Kevin James?  Musta been the first season.
 
2013-10-14 07:33:44 PM
Isn't it about time we had expanded background checks for baseball bats?
 
2013-10-14 07:54:44 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Isn't it about time we had expanded background checks for baseball bats?


Probably well time we required people to show ID to buy booze.

Anyone the cops or a Judge don't think shouldn't be drinking, their ID gets hashed and put in a hashtable that booze emporiums and bars have to download once a week. If you try to buy booze and your ID matches the list, no sale.
 
2013-10-14 07:57:01 PM

gibbon1: StoPPeRmobile: Isn't it about time we had expanded background checks for baseball bats?

Probably well time we required people to show ID to buy booze.

Anyone the cops or a Judge don't think shouldn't be drinking, their ID gets hashed and put in a hashtable that booze emporiums and bars have to download once a week. If you try to buy booze and your ID matches the list, no sale.


How about a training program and testing?
 
2013-10-14 08:08:51 PM

BiffSpiffy: Beerguy: BiffSpiffy: Beerguy: [farm9.static.flickr.com image 500x378]

Obscure?

Isn't that from the series Breaking Malcolm?


/Short lived series

It is actually from The King of Queens.

Wait, that's Kevin James?  Musta been the first season.


Nope that is Tim Whatley, Doug's neighbor...played by Bryan Cranston
 
2013-10-14 10:25:15 PM

Beerguy: BiffSpiffy: Beerguy: BiffSpiffy: Beerguy: [farm9.static.flickr.com image 500x378]

Obscure?

Isn't that from the series Breaking Malcolm?


/Short lived series

It is actually from The King of Queens.

Wait, that's Kevin James?  Musta been the first season.

Nope that is Tim Whatley, Doug's neighbor...played by Bryan Cranston

Wait, that's Kevin James?  Musta been the first season.


That was the joke
 
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2013-10-14 11:17:37 PM

skinink: Good luck to the couple. The neighbor seems like the type of lady who'll continue this fight even after she makes bail. Hope they get a quick ruling on a restraining order.


With a cash-only bail of $30,000, she's unlikely to find a bail bondsman that will work with her (they work with Surety Bonds mostly, commonly costing the arrestee 10% of the bail's on-paper cost, and court or state agreements with the bail bondsman mean that the bondsman doesn't have to provide the full amount to the court to satisfy conditions) so she'll be in jail either until she can come up with the full cash amount herself, or until she finishes her trial.

I expect that she'll lose her house to foreclosure or will be forced to sell it in order to raise enough money to make bail, which will effectively end the problem for the couple that she attacked.
 
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