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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Want to get married in Utah? State says you must be straight and should want to be involved in responsible procreation   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 23
    More: Stupid, Utah, discrimination laws, Freedom to Marry, personal rights, same-sex couples  
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2013-10-14 01:41:59 PM
6 votes:

dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.


Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.
2013-10-14 01:29:44 PM
5 votes:
If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.
2013-10-14 01:43:48 PM
4 votes:
Attorneys for the state of Utah are defending a state constitutional amendment that defines marriage as a union of a man and woman, saying it promotes the state's interest in "responsible procreation" and the "optimal mode of child-rearing."

Clearly the Mormon state doesn't pay much attention to other religions.  Catholic Priests have been trying child rearing for years and it hasn't worked out so well.
2013-10-14 01:37:23 PM
4 votes:

miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?


Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.
2013-10-14 01:31:14 PM
4 votes:
Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?
2013-10-14 02:15:52 PM
3 votes:

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.


The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.
2013-10-14 02:14:06 PM
2 votes:

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.


Come to a full and complete stop. Look both ways. Count to three.
2013-10-14 01:49:22 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.


Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 03:57:21 PM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: dittybopper: stir22: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

very...nicely.....done.

And I'm surprised that some people didn't recognize it as a joke.

I completely missed the joke until stir22 pointed it out. Bravo to you, I'm kicking myself for not catching it the first time.


Awww, don't kick yourself for that. Here, let us fellow Farkers help. We'll kick you.

/i keed i keed
2013-10-14 03:54:37 PM
1 votes:

bacchanalias and consequences: wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.

Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.


"don't block the box".

/ I'm the first? Really?
2013-10-14 03:47:52 PM
1 votes:

equusdc: jso2897: klaybc: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.

I think we both know what this is really about.

You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely.
2013-10-14 03:41:56 PM
1 votes:

jso2897: klaybc: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.

I think we both know what this is really about.


You want me to have an abortion.
2013-10-14 02:52:57 PM
1 votes:

wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.


Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 02:39:35 PM
1 votes:

wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.


No bum-rushing?

Dammit! Never could get a gal to let me use the trunk.
2013-10-14 02:29:08 PM
1 votes:
Nothing would make me happier then for the courts to force Utah to allow gay marriage.  It would be the worst thing to happen to those bigots since the Supreme Court told them they could only have one wife at a time.
2013-10-14 02:25:49 PM
1 votes:

gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.


Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.
2013-10-14 02:21:31 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.


Keep hands at 10 and 2.
2013-10-14 02:08:48 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.


Brake when approaching reds.
2013-10-14 02:04:30 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.


Use extra caution in wet areas.
2013-10-14 02:00:17 PM
1 votes:

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.


Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.
2013-10-14 01:56:57 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.


Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.
2013-10-14 01:43:23 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.


Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.
2013-10-14 01:21:32 PM
1 votes:
I have a very hard time believing that straights are better than gays when it comes to responsible procreation.
 
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