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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Want to get married in Utah? State says you must be straight and should want to be involved in responsible procreation   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 89
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2013-10-14 01:21:32 PM
I have a very hard time believing that straights are better than gays when it comes to responsible procreation.
 
2013-10-14 01:29:44 PM
If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.
 
2013-10-14 01:31:14 PM
Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?
 
2013-10-14 01:37:23 PM

miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?


Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.
 
2013-10-14 01:41:59 PM

dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.


Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.
 
2013-10-14 01:43:23 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.


Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.
 
2013-10-14 01:43:48 PM
Attorneys for the state of Utah are defending a state constitutional amendment that defines marriage as a union of a man and woman, saying it promotes the state's interest in "responsible procreation" and the "optimal mode of child-rearing."

Clearly the Mormon state doesn't pay much attention to other religions.  Catholic Priests have been trying child rearing for years and it hasn't worked out so well.
 
2013-10-14 01:49:22 PM

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.


Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.
 
2013-10-14 01:56:57 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.


Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.
 
2013-10-14 01:56:59 PM
Want to get married in Utah?

No.
 
2013-10-14 01:58:27 PM
This is, of course, why old people and those who are sterile can't get married in Utah.
 
2013-10-14 02:00:17 PM

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.


Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.
 
2013-10-14 02:04:30 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.


Use extra caution in wet areas.
 
2013-10-14 02:08:48 PM

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.


Brake when approaching reds.
 
2013-10-14 02:14:06 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.


Come to a full and complete stop. Look both ways. Count to three.
 
2013-10-14 02:14:43 PM

stpauler: I have a very hard time believing that straights are better than gays when it comes to responsible procreation.


You have a very good point. It's kinda difficult for a gay couple to accidentally get pregnant.
 
2013-10-14 02:14:52 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.


Recognize the futility of rushing.
 
2013-10-14 02:15:26 PM

dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.


How many wives do you want?
 
2013-10-14 02:15:45 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.


Pull here to remove nested tree.
 
2013-10-14 02:15:52 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.


The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.
 
2013-10-14 02:16:22 PM
You don't need to be straight, you just need to marry someone of the opposite sex.   Totally non-discriminatory.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 02:16:48 PM

miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.


I like that mirror. Can I haz?
 
2013-10-14 02:16:49 PM

Cagey B: This is, of course, why old people and those who are sterile can't get married in Utah.


I'd applaud the consistency if that was part of it
 
2013-10-14 02:16:52 PM
Why the fark would anyone want to get married in Utah anyway?
 
2013-10-14 02:16:58 PM

klaybc: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.


I think we both know what this is really about.
 
2013-10-14 02:17:13 PM

monoski: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

How many wives do you want?


Why, is there a sale at Macy's?
 
2013-10-14 02:19:13 PM

Smoking GNU: Why the fark would anyone want to get married in Utah anyway?


They can get a wedding-and-Mormon-conversion 2-for-1 discount.
 
2013-10-14 02:21:31 PM

dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.


Keep hands at 10 and 2.
 
2013-10-14 02:22:20 PM
Funny how things change with just a little bit of travel time.  I got married in the state next door to Utah. (Nevada)  The only 2 things I remember being asked were "Are you currently married?" (no) and "Are you drunk?" (I was).

/12 year anniversary coming up next month.
 
2013-10-14 02:22:53 PM
Wait - so they can also deny older people remarrying or what about couples who either don't intend or are not capable of having kids?

Do you now have to do a sperm / fertility test to get married?
 
2013-10-14 02:23:28 PM
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2013-10-14 02:25:49 PM

gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.


Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.
 
2013-10-14 02:28:48 PM
Is Utah going to ban married people from elective vasectomies or tubal ligations too?
 
2013-10-14 02:29:08 PM
Nothing would make me happier then for the courts to force Utah to allow gay marriage.  It would be the worst thing to happen to those bigots since the Supreme Court told them they could only have one wife at a time.
 
2013-10-14 02:30:23 PM
Republicans are against the government getting involved in personal contracts.
Unless it's marriage of course.
 
2013-10-14 02:32:32 PM

wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.


Come and see the violence inherent in the system.
 
2013-10-14 02:34:55 PM
Oh, this will bite them on the ass. I'm a straight chick. I'm also surgically sterile. So if I got married, am I suddenly not married anymore in Utah?

/single
 
2013-10-14 02:35:53 PM

gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.


Identify.  Predict.  Decide.  Execute.
 
2013-10-14 02:38:30 PM
It's stuff like this that reaffirms why the government should not be involved in marriage at all.

Who and how you love is none of their damn business.
 
2013-10-14 02:38:34 PM

Duck_of_Doom: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Identify.  Predict.  Decide.  Execute.


Get inside her OODA loop.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 02:39:35 PM

wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.


No bum-rushing?

Dammit! Never could get a gal to let me use the trunk.
 
2013-10-14 02:39:41 PM

dittybopper: monoski: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

How many wives do you want?

Why, is there a sale at Macy's?


If the answer is more than one, Utah is state for you.
Bonus = You must be at least 15 years old to be married in Utah.
 
2013-10-14 02:40:39 PM
The state further argues the case is "really about who decides, not who is right in this important policy debate," and that Amendment 3 does not discriminate because "neither a man nor a woman may marry a person of the same sex."

So then laws forbidding people marrying different races is not discriminator either then? (that's not what the SCOTUS said)
 
2013-10-14 02:46:34 PM
Responsible what now?

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2013-10-14 02:49:05 PM

GoodOmens: Wait - so they can also deny older people remarrying or what about couples who either don't intend or are not capable of having kids?

Do you now have to do a sperm / fertility test to get married?


Come to Arizona, where the answer is yes (if you want to marry your first cousin).
 
2013-10-14 02:50:38 PM
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'ello.  What's going on in this thread?
 
2013-10-14 02:52:57 PM

wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.


Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.
 
2013-10-14 02:53:16 PM
I've always thought it funny about how some people view sex.

First they say "You're not animals, you can control your sexual urges and not have sex until you're married".
Then when you're married they say "all sex is for pro-creation only".....which is what animals do.........

So what are we, animals or humans?!

I'm a 48 year old widow and empty nester.  I will be marrying again and I'll be DAMNED if we are going to be having any children!  Marriage is more than just about children.

/am a human animal, rawrrrrrrr
 
2013-10-14 02:54:31 PM
"Same-sex couples, who cannot procreate, do not promote the state's interests in responsible procreation (regardless of whether they harm it)," the state argues.

Hmm, that sounds familiar. Let's ask Heinrich:

nseuropa.files.wordpress.com

I would like to go over with you a couple of ideas on the issue of homosexuality. Among the homosexuals there are those who take the view: what I do is nobody else's business, it is a purely private matter. However, all things which happen in the sexual sphere are not the private affair of the individual, but impinge upon the life and death of the nation and mean world power or swissification. A people which has many children has the qualifications for world power and world domination. A people of good race which has too few children has a sure ticket for the grave, for insignificance in 50 to 100 years, for burial in two hundred and fifty years.

Also:

Rudolf Diels, the founder of the Gestapo, recorded some of Hitler's personal thoughts on the subject: "He lectured me on the role of homosexuality in history and politics. It had destroyed ancient Greece, he said. Once rife, it extended its contagious effects like an ineluctable law of nature to the best and most manly of characters, eliminating from the reproductive process precisely those men on whose offspring a nation depended. The immediate result of the vice was, however, that unnatural passion swiftly became dominant in public affairs if it were allowed to spread unchecked."
 
2013-10-14 02:58:09 PM

dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.


very...nicely.....done.
 
2013-10-14 03:00:04 PM

stir22: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

very...nicely.....done.


And I'm surprised that some people didn't recognize it as a joke.
 
2013-10-14 03:05:46 PM
I have issues with the state!

They claim they want to promote "the optimal mode of child rearing", but I don't believe that the nuclear family is it.  The nuclear family teaches children to live by base tribalism at all levels, fostering a strong focus on greed and self-satisfaction.  It teaches children to vie for interest from their parents and to pit their authority figures against each other, as well as to submit to authority without questioning.

The optimal mode of child rearing would be an adult gender separation by which the men and women are separated.  The men would provision for the women, and the women would collaboratively raise children.  Adult males would likely still chose a singular mate and represent responsible fathership; but the actual raising of children would be such that mothers are considered to be a group, and children are considered to be raised in community rather than in family.

I request as such that the State of Utah submit research into the effectiveness of the Nuclear Family model of child rearing in comparison with other modes of child rearing.
 
2013-10-14 03:06:25 PM

stpauler: I have a very hard time believing that straights are better than gays when it comes to responsible procreation.


I might be stealing this at some point.
 
2013-10-14 03:13:36 PM

bluefoxicy: I have issues with the state!

They claim they want to promote "the optimal mode of child rearing", but I don't believe that the nuclear family is it.  The nuclear family teaches children to live by base tribalism at all levels, fostering a strong focus on greed and self-satisfaction.  It teaches children to vie for interest from their parents and to pit their authority figures against each other, as well as to submit to authority without questioning.

The optimal mode of child rearing would be an adult gender separation by which the men and women are separated.  The men would provision for the women, and the women would collaboratively raise children.  Adult males would likely still chose a singular mate and represent responsible fathership; but the actual raising of children would be such that mothers are considered to be a group, and children are considered to be raised in community rather than in family.

I request as such that the State of Utah submit research into the effectiveness of the Nuclear Family model of child rearing in comparison with other modes of child rearing.


Because we all know that it's impossible for women within a group to be pitted against each other and men have nothing of value to offer in raising children beyond sperm and resources.
 
2013-10-14 03:24:22 PM
Meh, whatever.  The state's attorney is REQUIRED to mount a defense of the state constitution in the event of a lawsuit, so he/she came up with whatever lame arguments he/she could.  Big deal.  I assume their only other option was to quit...and this lawsuit is hardly something to lose your job over.

When the voters want to repeal it, they will, until then...they won't.  Marriage is still a right reserved to the states...and until the Supremes decide to do a land-grab on that right, it will remain such.  biatching at the AG won't accomplish anything.
 
2013-10-14 03:29:31 PM

dittybopper: stir22: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

very...nicely.....done.

And I'm surprised that some people didn't recognize it as a joke.


I completely missed the joke until stir22 pointed it out. Bravo to you, I'm kicking myself for not catching it the first time.
 
2013-10-14 03:31:19 PM

GoodOmens: Wait - so they can also deny older people remarrying or what about couples who either don't intend or are not capable of having kids?

Do you now have to do a sperm / fertility test to get married?


In Utah they're most satisfied if the teen girl is pregnant at the wedding.  Proof the kids are getting an early start on a big brood.
 
2013-10-14 03:34:45 PM

Cagey B: This is, of course, why old people and those who are sterile can't get married in Utah.


Came in to say this. Glad someone covered it right away.

It makes me crazy when I hear debates on TV/Radio and people bring up the "Oh, gay people can have and raise children, too." when the best way to shut the conservatives up is to say, "Does that mean old widows can't remarry?"
 
2013-10-14 03:41:56 PM

jso2897: klaybc: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.

I think we both know what this is really about.


You want me to have an abortion.
 
2013-10-14 03:47:52 PM

equusdc: jso2897: klaybc: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

The "white zone" is for loading and unloading only.

I think we both know what this is really about.

You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if it's done safely.
 
2013-10-14 03:52:43 PM

Ringshadow: Oh, this will bite them on the ass. I'm a straight chick. I'm also surgically sterile. So if I got married, am I suddenly not married anymore in Utah?

/single


How 're YOU doin'...?
 
2013-10-14 03:54:37 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.

Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.


"don't block the box".

/ I'm the first? Really?
 
2013-10-14 03:55:28 PM
dittybopper: monoski: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

How many wives do you want?

Why, is there a sale at Macy's Penny's?

gndn.files.wordpress.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 03:57:21 PM

GranoblasticMan: dittybopper: stir22: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

very...nicely.....done.

And I'm surprised that some people didn't recognize it as a joke.

I completely missed the joke until stir22 pointed it out. Bravo to you, I'm kicking myself for not catching it the first time.


Awww, don't kick yourself for that. Here, let us fellow Farkers help. We'll kick you.

/i keed i keed
 
2013-10-14 04:06:29 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Meh, whatever.  The state's attorney is REQUIRED to mount a defense of the state constitution in the event of a lawsuit, so he/she came up with whatever lame arguments he/she could.  Big deal.  I assume their only other option was to quit...and this lawsuit is hardly something to lose your job over.

When the voters want to repeal it, they will, until then...they won't.  Marriage is still a right reserved to the states...and until the Supremes decide to do a land-grab on that right, it will remain such.  biatching at the AG won't accomplish anything.


The "promoting responsible child rearing" argument, as stupid as it is, is also the best one they have left. If you're arguing in favor of keeping a marriage ban, that's pretty much the only non-religious argument you have. It's why SCOTUS should rule that marriage bans fail even rational basis since the best argument is still Irrational. Of course, it's still going to be a 5-4 decision with an epic Scalia rant no matter how irrational the arguments are.
 
2013-10-14 04:11:07 PM

dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.


...aaaaaand done. Nice.
 
2013-10-14 04:11:20 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.

Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.


Remediate. Try not to hate. Love your mate. Don't suffocate on your own hate.
 
2013-10-14 04:15:47 PM

Duck_of_Doom: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Identify.  Predict.  Decide.  Execute.


e.e. cummings, motherfarker, keep the CAPS to a minimum.

Thank you.
 
2013-10-14 04:22:44 PM
If you do the old "necessary for procreation" argument isn't the judge supposed to immediately ask if you deny straight, infertile couples marriage licenses? And then laugh you out of court? I thought that's about where we were at as a society by now.
 
2013-10-14 04:42:18 PM

stpauler: I have a very hard time believing that straights are better than gays when it comes to responsible procreation.


Only straight sex results in gay offspring
 
2013-10-14 04:44:54 PM

bluefoxicy: I have issues with the state!

They claim they want to promote "the optimal mode of child rearing", but I don't believe that the nuclear family is it.  The nuclear family teaches children to live by base tribalism at all levels, fostering a strong focus on greed and self-satisfaction.  It teaches children to vie for interest from their parents and to pit their authority figures against each other, as well as to submit to authority without questioning.

The optimal mode of child rearing would be an adult gender separation by which the men and women are separated.  The men would provision for the women, and the women would collaboratively raise children.  Adult males would likely still chose a singular mate and represent responsible fathership; but the actual raising of children would be such that mothers are considered to be a group, and children are considered to be raised in community rather than in family.

I request as such that the State of Utah submit research into the effectiveness of the Nuclear Family model of child rearing in comparison with other modes of child rearing.


With all those people, it sounds like you'd have quite a community. A village, perhaps.
 
2013-10-14 04:47:21 PM

automaticman: Duck_of_Doom: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Identify.  Predict.  Decide.  Execute.

e.e. cummings, motherfarker, keep the CAPS to a minimum.

Thank you.


We're on driving innuendoes dear, do try to keep up.

http://www.safemotorist.com/articles/ipde_method.aspx
 
2013-10-14 05:19:13 PM
The "responsible procreation" argument comes from existing case law.  Several courts have accepted that theory as a rational basis for retaining the traditional definition of marriage.
 
2013-10-14 05:26:28 PM

Mike Chewbacca: It's kinda difficult for a gay couple to accidentally get pregnant.


Yes, and this was the rationale underlying the New York Court of Appeals (their "supreme" court) 4-2 holding barring gay people from marriage.

Gay couples can have children, the majority conceded, but it would be perfectly rational for the legislature to conclude that since they cannot "become parents as the result of accident or impulse...the Legislature could find that unstable relationships between people of the opposite sex present a greater danger that children will be born into or grow up in unstable homes than is the case with same-sex couples, and thus that promoting stability in opposite-sex relationships will help children more."

Yes, the court actually concluded, it's somehow rational to bar gay people from their fundamental right to marry because they're not irresponsible parents, while rewarding straight people with the manifold and manifest benefits of marriage because they're irresponsible, impulsive, dangerous and unstable parents.
 
2013-10-14 05:34:06 PM

Josu: You don't need to be straight, you just need to marry someone of the opposite sex.   Totally non-discriminatory.


Yes, and no doubt the good folks of Utah would also regard a law barring people from marrying Mormons similarly non-discriminatory because it would prevent both Mormons and non-Mormons alike from marrying Mormons.
 
2013-10-14 05:40:09 PM
Don't expect to be allowed to express yourself freely in states run by weird religious cults.
 
2013-10-14 05:52:14 PM

bacchanalias and consequences: wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.

Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.


See something, say something.
 
2013-10-14 06:13:14 PM

Huggermugger: bacchanalias and consequences: wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.

Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.

See something, say something.


If someone is attempting to merge in, make room and help them in
 
2013-10-14 06:18:21 PM

Huggermugger: bacchanalias and consequences: wxboy: gnosis301: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: dittybopper: miss diminutive: Responsible procreation? As in, checking your mirrors and blind spots before intercourse?

Also, external genitalia must be in the upright and locked position.

Beware though, objects in mirrors can be larger than they appear.

Depress the clutch and ease it into gear.

Keep pace with traffic and signal before changing positions.

Avoid distractions like applying make-up, shaving, or texting.

Keep rear bulbs clean and functioning.

Use extra caution in wet areas.

Brake when approaching reds.

Recognize the futility of rushing.

Keep hands at 10 and 2.

Don't tailgate, it's dangerous.

Take traffic into account when determining how long it will take to reach your destination.

See something, say something.


Use rear entrance.
 
2013-10-14 06:28:26 PM

Ringshadow: Oh, this will bite them on the ass. I'm a straight chick. I'm also surgically sterile. So if I got married, am I suddenly not married anymore in Utah?

/single


Why, hello there.
 
2013-10-14 06:29:35 PM

a particular individual: she being Brand
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know consequently a
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avenue i touched the accelerator and give
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     --e. e. cummings


that's about sex

-I learn't it in college
 
2013-10-14 07:05:16 PM

monoski: dittybopper: If I get married it will have to be in Utah, as I'm already married.

How many wives do you want?


Oh, three or Four...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKyhTX9LQEA">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=UKyhTX9LQEA
 
2013-10-14 07:35:27 PM
its good to see the left doing so much fearmongering and sensationalism. I was afraid only republicans wre brainwashing the drones for political support. Ahhh. Balance.
 
2013-10-14 09:27:16 PM
Marriage is already restricted to require that a spouse is:
* Human
* Alive
* Old enough
* Not a sibling or other close relative
* Not already married
In other words, there are restrictions connected to bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, polygamy, and so forth. Now we get to the last one,
* Of the opposite sex
And everyone goes nuts. So ask yourself, do you really believe in "marriage equality"? If so, the only way to achieve it is to oppose legal recognition of same-sex marriage, as well as opposite-sex marriage and all marriage, so that marriage is like baptism, something personal and religious that the law is simply not involved in, much less a privilege that the state "licenses".
 
2013-10-14 09:33:58 PM
I am really glad my Mom and her husband eloped to Nevada to get married rather than Utah. While he was divorced and she widowed, I think that their ages at the time (late 60s) would not have been ideal for "responsible procreation". In fact, if by some miracle my mother became pregnant in her 60s or 70s, that would not have been very responsible at all!
 
2013-10-14 09:57:20 PM
Sometimes I hate living here so much. But usually only when I have to interact with people.
 
2013-10-14 10:05:09 PM

Josu: You don't need to be straight, you just need to marry someone of the opposite sex.   Totally non-discriminatory.


Didn't you read the state's argument?

Amendment 3 does not discriminate because "neither a black person nor a white person may marry a person of the other race."

Oh, wait, that wasn't it.
 
2013-10-15 01:22:42 AM

bluefoxicy: I have issues with the state!

They claim they want to promote "the optimal mode of child rearing", but I don't believe that the nuclear family is it.  The nuclear family teaches children to live by base tribalism at all levels, fostering a strong focus on greed and self-satisfaction.  It teaches children to vie for interest from their parents and to pit their authority figures against each other, as well as to submit to authority without questioning.


In other words, it teaches them important life skills they will need as adults in American society. So wtf?
 
2013-10-15 04:31:01 AM

usethe4ce: Marriage is already restricted to require that a spouse is:
* Human
* Alive
* Old enough
* Not a sibling or other close relative
* Not already married
In other words, there are restrictions connected to bestiality, necrophilia, pedophilia, incest, polygamy, and so forth. Now we get to the last one,
* Of the opposite sex
And everyone goes nuts. So ask yourself, do you really believe in "marriage equality"? If so, the only way to achieve it is to oppose legal recognition of same-sex marriage, as well as opposite-sex marriage and all marriage, so that marriage is like baptism, something personal and religious that the law is simply not involved in, much less a privilege that the state "licenses".


3/10 Come back and try again when you understand what "consenting adult" means (or are willing to admit you understand).
 
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