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(11 Alive)   Dollar Store Knife Attack is not the name of your friend's Arcade Fire cover band   (11alive.com) divider line 21
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2013-10-14 11:36:10 AM  
TFA has more disclaimers than a night with Paris Hilton.
 
2013-10-14 11:37:13 AM  
What kinda sick fark attacks the dollar store?
 
2013-10-14 11:39:53 AM  
No, but it should be.
 
2013-10-14 11:42:40 AM  
Employees aren't supposed to tell a customer to leave, that's the job of management and loss prevention.

Your minimum wage job isn't worth it, and they aren't stealing from you.  Inform the people who need to handle it and let it go.

I'd also like to point out that even if loss prevention and management asks you to assist in the apprehension of a shoplifter, you shouldn't.  You are not trained for it, you are not paid for it.  More than likely you will do something stupid that results in you being named in a lawsuit.
 
2013-10-14 11:46:29 AM  
Wow, two Paul & Storm references in one day.
 
2013-10-14 11:48:20 AM  
It is the name for a good video game though.
 
2013-10-14 11:51:55 AM  

Glitchwerks: Employees aren't supposed to tell a customer to leave, that's the job of management and loss prevention.

Your minimum wage job isn't worth it, and they aren't stealing from you.  Inform the people who need to handle it and let it go.

I'd also like to point out that even if loss prevention and management asks you to assist in the apprehension of a shoplifter, you shouldn't.  You are not trained for it, you are not paid for it.  More than likely you will do something stupid that results in you being named in a lawsuit.


Generally true, but not in all cases. My bonus is based on several factors which also happens to include loss. Technically speaking, a thief IS stealing from me when robbing the store.
 
2013-10-14 11:56:19 AM  
It's not.  Origanum is.

/it's time to play the hipster album cover game!
 
2013-10-14 12:00:05 PM  
At shoplifting school you start at a dollar store then work your way up.
 
2013-10-14 12:46:22 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: What kinda sick fark attacks the dollar store listens to garbage-juice like

Arcade Fire ?
 
2013-10-14 12:46:27 PM  
Dollar Store Knife Attack is not the name of your friend's Arcade Fire cover band

No, but it should be.
 
2013-10-14 12:51:44 PM  
Has anybody mentioned that Arcade Fire is farking terrible?
 
2013-10-14 01:13:57 PM  
I would totally wear a DSKA concert tee shirt.
 
2013-10-14 01:24:39 PM  
I was attacking dollar stores before it was cool.
Not into it now that it's lamestream.
 
2013-10-14 01:41:45 PM  

EvilVanMan: No, but it should be.


(Leaves grumbling)
 
2013-10-14 01:43:52 PM  

EvilVanMan: No, but it should be.


Came here for this, leaving happily.
 
2013-10-14 02:56:36 PM  
Great headline though.
 
2013-10-14 02:59:20 PM  
+1
/and a slashie!
 
2013-10-14 03:19:39 PM  
Yeah you dont have to get dressed up like wal mart.
 
2013-10-14 07:39:50 PM  
No one needs a knife.

How many people must be harmed before sensible control legislation is enacted?

Which part of well-armed militia do you not understand?
 
2013-10-14 08:42:15 PM  
I never understood why people like Arcade Fire.   The group "Arcade" was a much better band and never got the press like Arcade fire had for some reason.

/Just sayin...
 
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