Benevolent Misanthrope: Women trade mating, nesting and allowing their beauty to be displayed to a man's peers as a status symbol, in exchange for financial security
dittybopper: Could have been worse. Could have been a van with screw eyes in the floor, chains, and handcuffs.
Resident Muslim: I've been to China a couple of times. And I'll just say this, if I was a guy over there I'd skip out on the Chinese and marry from a neighboring country.
illannoyin: "I'd rather cry in the back of my husband's Mercedes than smile on the back of his bicycle." -Chinese female proverb
blackminded: The Stealth Hippopotamus: That's strange. Due to China's one child policy and their preference for male children you would think that the ladies would have their pick of men. Maybe it need longer to take effect?You would be correct.
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