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(Women of China)   Singles event promises to connect China's most beautiful women with rich men. Women who show up find one guy who says he's rich, a lie detector machine, and a sales pitch for cosmetics and jewelry   (womenofchina.cn) divider line 14
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2013-10-14 10:36:40 AM
4 votes:
I showed up in hopes of attaching myself to a rich man, and now I feel used.
2013-10-14 11:17:20 AM
3 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Women trade mating, nesting and allowing their beauty to be displayed to a man's peers as a status symbol, in exchange for financial security

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Don't forget nagging, right boys? Eh? Eh?

*high fives and bro fists all around*
2013-10-14 10:30:18 AM
3 votes:
AshreyMadison.cn?
2013-10-14 12:48:35 PM
2 votes:
Bon-jewer.

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2013-10-14 12:23:14 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: Could have been worse.  Could have been a van with screw eyes in the floor, chains, and handcuffs.


What screw eyes may look like:

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 11:13:42 AM
2 votes:
miss diminutive: Having your choice of 100 duds or 10,000 duds isn't really all that different.

Pick me. The 10,001st dud could be the one.
2013-10-14 01:33:51 PM
1 votes:

Resident Muslim: I've been to China a couple of times. And I'll just say this, if I was a guy over there I'd skip out on the Chinese and marry from a neighboring country.

For a discerning gent like yourself, I recommend nothing but pure Cambodian. Not strictly for the breastmilk mind you.
2013-10-14 01:29:07 PM
1 votes:

illannoyin: "I'd rather cry in the back of my husband's Mercedes than smile on the back of his bicycle." -Chinese female proverb


I went to go search for some other chinese proverbs regarding women and came up with these:

The scholar builds the cities, the woman knocks them down.

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

A young woman with an old man is really someone else's woman.

A curious woman is capable of turning around the rainbow just to see what is on the other side.

The virtue of a woman does not go deep but her passion knows no limit.

The tongue of a woman is the sword that is never allowed to rust.

The spirit of women is made of quicksilver; their heart of wax.

Man is the head of the family, woman the neck that turns the head.

Women and fools never forgive.

Women never praise without gossiping.
2013-10-14 01:18:39 PM
1 votes:
Was the lie detector at least rich?
2013-10-14 01:18:38 PM
1 votes:
Let me get this out of the way.
s7.postimg.org
2013-10-14 12:54:46 PM
1 votes:
"I'd rather cry in the back of my husband's Mercedes than smile on the back of his bicycle." -Chinese female proverb
2013-10-14 12:19:50 PM
1 votes:
Oh boy! A line of women who went somewhere to hook up with a rich stranger? I'm sure the best and brightest showed up for this one.
2013-10-14 12:18:12 PM
1 votes:

blackminded: The Stealth Hippopotamus: That's strange. Due to China's one child policy and their preference for male children you would think that the ladies would have their pick of men. Maybe it need longer to take effect?

You would be correct.


Well, I'm normally correct so that doesn't surprise me.
2013-10-14 10:33:52 AM
1 votes:
Could have been worse.  Could have been a van with screw eyes in the floor, chains, and handcuffs.
 
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