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2013-10-14 10:48:52 AM
That's way more entertaining than it should have been. =D
 
2013-10-14 12:10:34 PM
Ok, that was good.
 
2013-10-14 12:12:19 PM
"Pretend your arms are asleep..."

God, that was great, I'd love to see them find a way to package that one for airing on TV. I'd go to Cherry Hill Audi if I were ever so inclined as to purchase an Audi...

"I once directed Joamir Jagr in a Home Depot commercial, I just broke boards over his head..."

LOL.
 
2013-10-14 12:36:21 PM

"My prostate was giving me fits."


cdn.uproxx.com

 
2013-10-14 12:36:44 PM
"And look: Tiago Splitter's expression - its like he doesn't know where he is or what's happening to him."
 
2013-10-14 12:37:36 PM
I like Hartnell a lot as a person.. as a hockey player I wish he wasn't on the team anymore.
 
2013-10-14 12:39:08 PM
 
2013-10-14 12:48:38 PM

gwowen: And wow, that Tiago Splitter commerical is spectacular


Nobody beats Northside Ford. :|
 
2013-10-14 12:52:21 PM
"Hey kids, Thurman Thomas here for West Herr Ford.  Remember West Herr for all your Ford needs.  I especially like the roomy Ford Focus, plenty of room in the back seat for me to f*ck your mom."

CUT!!!!
 
2013-10-14 01:02:58 PM
 
2013-10-14 01:11:15 PM

gwowen: And wow, that Tiago Splitter commerical is spectacular


Wow... I can't even.
 
2013-10-14 01:17:51 PM
I love Kane and Toews, but they are hands-down two of the worst at these types of commercials.  I felt like this video could have been a parody about the two of them.  They are truly awful, and we get subjected to those commercials multiple times during every Hawks game.  It's tragic.
 
2013-10-14 01:24:02 PM

gwowen: And wow, that Tiago Splitter commerical is spectacular


Masterful lol
 
2013-10-14 01:25:01 PM
No blinking! I said NO BLINKING!!
 
2013-10-14 01:27:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-14 01:35:04 PM
Scott Hartnell is a treasure for the Philadelphia Flyers, now if he could only score goals again, that would be great!

/climbs in car
//screams at top of lungs
 
2013-10-14 01:35:05 PM
I wish I could find the car ad playing in my area with Pat Angerer of the Colts.  It's one of those ads where the athlete uncomfortably pretends to be doing jobs around the dealership before mumbling out his line.
 
2013-10-14 01:37:36 PM

gwowen: And wow, that Tiago Splitter commerical is spectacular


I love the HEB commercials with Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker...

http://www.beyondthebuzzer.com/2012/11/06/tony-parker-manu-ginobili- an d-tim-duncan-star-in-h-e-b-commercials/

There a bunch of these.
 
2013-10-14 01:39:30 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-14 01:45:28 PM
I can't believe it it's jim rice
 
2013-10-14 01:50:39 PM
Good find subby.

And in case you guys don't see enough internet rage (of course you don't!), check out the comments... there's a political flame war going on for some reason that is beyond me.
 
2013-10-14 02:03:51 PM
Why is Mike Richards tagged for this?  It has nothing to do with Jeff Carter.
 
2013-10-14 02:04:49 PM
 
2013-10-14 02:05:51 PM

jimpoz: Would you believe Bronson Arroyo?


PS: Naughty language warning.
 
2013-10-14 02:52:17 PM
A few years ago Alex Ovechkin did a Capital One spot. They didnt have him talk at all really just hit pucks. One of his few lines was "Sorry penguin"
 
2013-10-14 02:53:41 PM

skinink: "My prostate was giving me fits."
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What I love/hate about that commercial is the part that Joe says about having to go to the first bathroom he could find. Uh, Joe, most people, male or female, prostate problem or no, use the first bathroom they can find. It's rare that the person who has to go decides to be finicky and wait for a better pisser around the corner.
 
2013-10-14 02:54:09 PM
The Thurman Munson Cessna commercial was a real train wreck.
 
2013-10-14 03:28:21 PM

SmellsLikePoo: And in case you guys don't see enough internet rage (of course you don't!), check out the comments... there's a political flame war going on for some reason that is beyond me.


Never let an opportunity to bash 0-bammy or show your political ineptitude pass. It's the Republican Way.
 
2013-10-14 03:41:08 PM

Wellon Dowd: The Thurman Munson Cessna commercial was a real train wreck.


I think Cory Liddle did a similar one.
 
2013-10-14 03:41:45 PM
Lidle...damn it
 
2013-10-14 03:43:30 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: SmellsLikePoo: And in case you guys don't see enough internet rage (of course you don't!), check out the comments... there's a political flame war going on for some reason that is beyond me.

Never let an opportunity to bash 0-bammy or show your political ineptitude pass. It's the Republican Way.


Philly.com has two posters that will segue into an Obama rant regardless of the story.  You could have kindergardners with pet bunnies and those two would be ranting about Obamacare.  Now they have trolls following them around.
 
2013-10-14 04:17:09 PM
 
2013-10-14 04:28:54 PM

EyeballKid: skinink: "My prostate was giving me fits."
[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x395]

What I love/hate about that commercial is the part that Joe says about having to go to the first bathroom he could find. Uh, Joe, most people, male or female, prostate problem or no, use the first bathroom they can find. It's rare that the person who has to go decides to be finicky and wait for a better pisser around the corner.


uglyhousephotos.com

I think I'd look for another...
 
2013-10-14 05:16:32 PM

RatMaster999: EyeballKid: skinink: "My prostate was giving me fits."
[cdn.uproxx.com image 650x395]

What I love/hate about that commercial is the part that Joe says about having to go to the first bathroom he could find. Uh, Joe, most people, male or female, prostate problem or no, use the first bathroom they can find. It's rare that the person who has to go decides to be finicky and wait for a better pisser around the corner.

[uglyhousephotos.com image 512x384]

I think I'd look for another...


Yeah, was about to say, if you've never decided to go a "little further" because the nearest place looked "sketchy", you've never been out of your neighborhood much....
 
2013-10-14 06:30:58 PM
cdn5.movieclips.com
 
2013-10-14 07:35:15 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: I wish I could find the car ad playing in my area with Pat Angerer of the Colts.  It's one of those ads where the athlete uncomfortably pretends to be doing jobs around the dealership before mumbling out his line.


Get back with us when there is an ad with the Colts qb using the line 'Luck had nothing to do with it'.  Then we would need an ad with featuring Levy of the Lions selling jeans, and they make him pronounce his name differently for the commercial.
 
2013-10-14 07:48:48 PM
It may be that it can't be taught, but apparently it can be passed down to a new generation:

I WON'T BE UNDERSOLD! - All through the 1980s in the state of Washington, this guy put out dozens of these ads.

Just last night I nearly spit out my dinner when I heard a little kid in some local TV ad screaming "I WON'T BE UNDERSOLD!"  Looks like his kids and grandkids are still running the business.
 
2013-10-14 09:34:47 PM

FrancoFile: [cdn5.movieclips.com image 666x360]


Rendezvous over to the other set if you don't mind.
 
2013-10-15 03:51:28 AM
Still the standard:

The Money Store

Sub-prime home equity loans, way before they were cool! Now it's a payday loan shop, of course.
 
2013-10-15 10:07:03 AM
As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of bean balls. So I know good beans when I see them.

theinfosphere.org

Bean-Bay Beans: They're the beaniest!
 
2013-10-15 04:06:40 PM
NY Giant Henry Hynoski has some wonderfully terrible ads for Alexander Family Car Dealerships in PA. In one he trades confetti from the Superbowl for a car and in another he scrambles for a fumble. It's worth a look.

/would link
//haven't figured out how to use this newfangled mobile phone device.
 
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