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(The Philippine Star)   Carpenter learns to measure twice, cut once, and never nail again   (philstar.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-14 09:41:37 AM  
"Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurol,".  Indeed.
 
2013-10-14 11:04:16 AM  

Equilibrist: "Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurol,".  Indeed.


"She tried those cases seems dull knife,"  (courtesy of Google Translate)

Though the entire article seemed a bit Google Translate to me.
 
2013-10-14 11:16:20 AM  
I was hoping this was a Jesus thread.
 
2013-10-14 11:19:49 AM  
That'll show her who's boss...
 
2013-10-14 11:23:53 AM  
Some carpenter.
Didn't even use a circular saw.
 
2013-10-14 11:26:40 AM  
reads headline
Ahhhh!
*clicks link*
AHHHHHH
*starts reading article*
GAHHHHHH!!!

/stopped after article mentions self-mutilation and mental issues
 
2013-10-14 11:28:08 AM  
At least he still has his ball-peen.
 
2013-10-14 11:32:13 AM  
"Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurol," Suico said in a phone interview.

sounds like he had it coming.
 
2013-10-14 11:41:40 AM  
He said that right after the couple's fight, the man rushed to the back of their house and cut his own manhood with the blade.
Suico added that based on initial investigations, the man initially used a knife but it failed to cut his penis.
"Aaaaaaaaa! WTF?! Nopenopenopenopenope!," Suico said in a phone interview.
 
2013-10-14 11:50:02 AM  
FTA: "Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurol,"

LOL subtard nice troll headline
 
2013-10-14 11:50:51 AM  

Dirtybird971: "Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurol," Suico said in a phone interview.

sounds like he had it coming.


Sounds like he won't be coming!
 
2013-10-14 11:52:14 AM  
Genital mutilation?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-14 12:28:55 PM  
theseasonalgourmet.files.wordpress.comiAAAHHHH!!!
 
2013-10-14 12:30:31 PM  
Accusing your wife of suspected infidelity, the best course of action is to cut the other guys pecker off.
 
2013-10-14 12:32:23 PM  
Typical rookie mistake, and a learning experience. I bet he'll never make the same mistake again.
 
2013-10-14 12:48:50 PM  
www.gonemovies.com

What a Carpenter cutting twice, and measuring once might look like.
 
2013-10-14 12:51:06 PM  
"Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurole,"

/Pet Peeve
 
2013-10-14 12:51:17 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-10-14 01:07:15 PM  
"Dog escapes owner, runs half-marathon, gets neutered."
 
2013-10-14 01:14:49 PM  

John Hopoate: "Sinubukan nya yung kutsilyo kaso parang mapurole,"

/Pet Peeve


Is this a joke or do you really understand that?
 
2013-10-14 01:39:57 PM  
FTA:
"He said, however, that the barangay officials and police authorities failed to find the carpenter's penis."

So nothing of value was lost?
I mean, that explains the arguments with the wife.
 
2013-10-14 01:54:08 PM  

CarnySaur: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x627]


Damnit , I was sure . . . shakes tiny fist etc

8-D
 
2013-10-14 03:53:56 PM  
it won't be long now.
 
2013-10-14 05:16:30 PM  
Wrong. Instead, he should have stitched the evil woman's vagina close and sealed it with cement.
 
2013-10-14 06:47:11 PM  
I experienced the same thing when someone tried to ring my doorbell during a power outage.
 
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