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3103 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2013 at 11:11 AM (45 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-14 11:14:43 AM
I bet he's calmed down since then.
 
2013-10-14 11:15:20 AM
Never trusted them Labradors.
 
2013-10-14 11:22:23 AM
I see a Nike contract in his future.
 
2013-10-14 11:34:57 AM
farkin' Animal control always neutering all the dogs they catch. Why can we neuter the baby daddies with 20 kids by 22 women?
 
2013-10-14 11:35:06 AM
Wins a medal and castration...more races should be like that, except you don't get neutered if you finish in the top 50%.  Make all those wannabes run harder
 
2013-10-14 11:36:01 AM

uncleacid: I see a Nike contract in his future.


Just nueter it?
 
2013-10-14 11:41:07 AM
That's how my Lab got neutered.  Except his escape ended with him hit by a truck and thousands of dollars in vet bills.  But same EXACT thing!

/it wasn't the same thing.  I just wanted to share.
 
2013-10-14 11:55:28 AM
So he didn't finish well...
 
2013-10-14 11:59:41 AM
Sets a record for his Group, and gets Neutered?
That's just Nuts!
 
2013-10-14 12:10:59 PM
I'd like to see this done for people who run for Congress.  Without anesthesia.
 
2013-10-14 12:15:26 PM
Ten miles into a half marathon is only 3.1 miles from the finish.   Not exactly "most of."
 
2013-10-14 12:19:00 PM
I did a half marathon on the weekend, so getting a kick. I did not, however, get neutered.
 
2013-10-14 12:27:32 PM
From TFA: According to Butts,

BUTTS THREAD!!!
 
2013-10-14 12:32:46 PM
Look at it this way: He can still race. He'll only have one ball less than Lance Armstrong.
 
2013-10-14 12:56:46 PM

Jument: I did a half marathon on the weekend, so getting a kick. I did not, however, get neutered.


yet.
 
2013-10-14 01:18:20 PM
a co-worker of mine was running that half marathon... yes, the dog finished ahead of him...
 
2013-10-14 01:25:16 PM
See... that's why I don't run marathons.
 
2013-10-14 01:32:11 PM

doglover: farkin' Animal control always neutering all the dogs they catch. Why can we neuter the baby daddies with 20 kids by 22 women?


o_O
 
2013-10-14 02:26:54 PM
The threat of neutering is about the only reason I would run a half-anything.

/do I sound fat?
 
2013-10-14 02:39:03 PM

rjakobi: Never trusted them Labradors.


Never trust ANY Canadians.
 
2013-10-14 03:45:00 PM

MechTard: doglover: farkin' Animal control always neutering all the dogs they catch. Why can we neuter the baby daddies with 20 kids by 22 women?

o_O


Perhaps there was some sort of womb-sharing plan...?
 
2013-10-14 04:16:40 PM
I'm strongly opposed to race bandits.

That said, I'm glad the race directors had a sense of humor.
 
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