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(New Musical Express)   Sheryl Crow watched Lance Armstrong doping up, figured that if it made him happy and strong enough since all he wanted to do was have some fun and win, it was alright. Little did she know a change would have done him good   (nme.com) divider line 46
    More: Followup, Sheryl Crow, Oprah Winfrey, Jeff Novitzky  
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2013-10-14 10:00:06 AM
he has often cited her music as a key factor in him overcoming cancer.

On the other hand, Sheryl Crow's music actually *gave* me cancer.
 
2013-10-14 10:28:12 AM
I have no respect for professional athletes that refuse to cheat.
 
2013-10-14 10:40:12 AM
He trusted that Crow would have no desire to tell the press or anyone else about the team's doping program. He explained that it was simply part of the sport - that all cyclists were doing the same thing

It is also claimed that five years after the couple broke up, federal investigators contacted Crow after they launched a criminal probe into the doping allegations. According to the reporters, Crow informed Food and Drug Administration criminal investigator Jeff Novitzky what she saw, and he gave her an agreement which would protect her as a witness from criminal prosecution.


Sheryl Crow throwing somebody under the bus to help her career? Who would have thought such a thing could happen?
 
2013-10-14 10:59:56 AM
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning, and Lance likes to peel the labels from his bottles of EPO.
 
2013-10-14 11:09:24 AM
"If it makes you happppy..."
 
2013-10-14 11:22:21 AM

dittybopper: I like a good beer buzz early in the morning, and Lance likes to peel the labels from his bottles of EPO.


I lol'd
 
2013-10-14 11:24:39 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I have no respect for professional athletes that refuse to cheat.


Cheat to win. - Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong is a sack of shiat.
 
2013-10-14 11:29:08 AM
He wasn't the only one doing it, he just did it better than everyone else. That guy doesn't know how to lose.
 
2013-10-14 11:33:15 AM

abhorrent1: He wasn't the only one doing it, he just did it better than everyone else. That guy doesn't know how to lose.



And it's ironic that he became a loser in the end.

/know austinites who so believed the myth that they still refuse to discuss it and believe it was all character assassination.
 
2013-10-14 11:36:57 AM

Gulper Eel: Sheryl Crow throwing somebody under the bus to help her career? Who would have thought such a thing could happen?


Yeah, fark Sheryl Crow. No-talent assclown. In a just world, "Thud" would have gone multi-platinum and she'd be bussing tables in Culver City right now. I still listen to "Toy Matinee", it's a great album.
 
2013-10-14 11:38:57 AM
Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?
 
2013-10-14 11:40:02 AM

BafflerMeal: /know austinites who so believed the myth that they still refuse to discuss it and believe it was all character assassination.


CSB, I worked at a bike shop near UT in the early 90s, Lance would come in every now and then because he was on the UT cycling team. He was an up-and-comer, but wasn't famous yet. No so much of an asshole as just had this immense sense of entitlement, like the world should be organized for him to win. I never really understood the hero worship that came later.
 
2013-10-14 11:45:09 AM

BafflerMeal: /know austinites who so believed the myth that they still refuse to discuss it and believe it was all character assassination.


I thought most locals knew that he was a total dick. I can see perhaps not believing the doping thing, but I think it's a lot harder to engage in hero worship when it's common knowledge said "hero" is at minimum guilty of being an asshole to most people he encounters.
 
2013-10-14 11:53:02 AM
He's the biggest sports dick bag of the new century. Lots of those guys doped. No one else sued or blackballed as many people for daring to tell the truth. And the other dopers didn't have the benefit of advance knowledge of tests like lance did. Nor were they so audacious as to make a six figure "donation" to the testing authorities. Nor would that agency have accepted a back-dated letter excusing any violations after the fact. Level playing field for all of the dopers - sure -  EXCEPT Lance. He enjoyed advantages none of the other guys had.
 
2013-10-14 11:54:17 AM
Was at UT in the late nineties. A friend of mine was a waitress at The Yellow Rose of Texas (strip club). She said he was always a total ass when he came in there.
 
2013-10-14 11:55:33 AM

dittybopper: I like a good beer buzz early in the morning, and Lance likes to peel the labels from his bottles of EPO.


Subby +1, well-play.

I lol'd, for real.

AeAe: Marcus Aurelius: I have no respect for professional athletes that refuse to cheat.

Cheat to win. - Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong is a sack of shiat.


I while back I was in my doctors office in the waiting room and read a great article in Time magazine about the whole Lance Armstrong spiel.  Yeah, he's a sack of shiat.  ...so is Ryan Braun.

busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?


Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk
 
2013-10-14 11:58:09 AM
The first problem is why someone who rides a bike for a living can earn enough money to buy a private jet.
 
2013-10-14 11:58:11 AM

555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk


No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.
 
2013-10-14 12:04:04 PM

Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.


What?  Jill Sobule sang "Anchorage".  You're thinking of "Eagle Eye" Cherry.  He also sang "Buffaloe stance"
 
2013-10-14 12:04:38 PM

Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.


Oh yeah, I remeber Jill Sobule...I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover I'm something something under cover. That song is worse than that Ironic song by Alyssa Milano.
 
2013-10-14 12:04:50 PM

busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?


I don't really care. Jewel is hot.
 
2013-10-14 12:07:41 PM

theorellior: BafflerMeal: /know austinites who so believed the myth that they still refuse to discuss it and believe it was all character assassination.

CSB, I worked at a bike shop near UT in the early 90s, Lance would come in every now and then because he was on the UT cycling team. He was an up-and-comer, but wasn't famous yet. No so much of an asshole as just had this immense sense of entitlement, like the world should be organized for him to win. I never really understood the hero worship that came later.


I feel the same way about other heroes that people worship, you know?
 
ecl
2013-10-14 12:08:03 PM

busy chillin': Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.

Oh yeah, I remeber Jill Sobule...I'm a b*tch, I'm a lover I'm something something under cover. That song is worse than that Ironic song by Alyssa Milano.


www.i-mockery.com
 
2013-10-14 12:17:22 PM
 
2013-10-14 12:20:19 PM

dittybopper: I like a good beer buzz early in the morning, and Lance likes to peel the labels from his bottles of EPO.


And he's plain ugly to me, and I wonder if he's ever had a body weight over 120 in his whole life
 
2013-10-14 12:21:47 PM
I'd make Sheryl crow...

/knowwhatimsayin'?
 
2013-10-14 12:33:43 PM
I'm sure it was her favorite mistake.
 
2013-10-14 12:37:40 PM

Pop Goes The Weasel: I'm sure it was her favorite mistake.


No, that was Eric Clapton.
 
2013-10-14 12:39:41 PM
Foreplay, gentlemen. Foreplay.
 
2013-10-14 12:40:44 PM

AeAe: Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.

What?  Jill Sobule sang "Anchorage".  You're thinking of "Eagle Eye" Cherry.  He also sang "Buffaloe stance"


Oooohhhh. Thats right. That one song from EEC. I used to love that song back in undergrad.
 
2013-10-14 12:41:55 PM

theorellior: Gulper Eel: Sheryl Crow throwing somebody under the bus to help her career? Who would have thought such a thing could happen?

Yeah, fark Sheryl Crow. No-talent assclown. In a just world, "Thud" would have gone multi-platinum and she'd be bussing tables in Culver City right now. I still listen to "Toy Matinee", it's a great album.


Might I add that Gilbert's 'The Shaming of the True' is also a masterpiece.
 
2013-10-14 12:46:56 PM

Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.


No, no Jill Sobule sang "Stay".  You must be thinking of Lisa Loeb.

This song makes me stabby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZ2J4ajiOA
 
2013-10-14 01:14:27 PM
Lance Armstrong should really show some humility. But then again he has eaten a lot of crow.
 
2013-10-14 01:15:19 PM

555-FILK: Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.

No, no Jill Sobule sang "Stay".  You must be thinking of Lisa Loeb.

This song makes me stabby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZ2J4ajiOA


No, Lisa Loeb sang that song about kissing girls. You're thinking of Katy Perry.
 
2013-10-14 01:30:55 PM

ExcedrinHeadache: 555-FILK: Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.

No, no Jill Sobule sang "Stay".  You must be thinking of Lisa Loeb.

This song makes me stabby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZ2J4ajiOA

No, Lisa Loeb sang that song about kissing girls. You're thinking of Katy Perry.


LOL no. Katy Perry did the song about her poker face. You're thinking of Briney Spears.
 
2013-10-14 01:43:21 PM

theorellior: ExcedrinHeadache: 555-FILK: Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.

No, no Jill Sobule sang "Stay".  You must be thinking of Lisa Loeb.

This song makes me stabby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZ2J4ajiOA

No, Lisa Loeb sang that song about kissing girls. You're thinking of Katy Perry.

LOL no. Katy Perry did the song about her poker face. You're thinking of Briney Spears.


No, no Britney Spears sang that song that you oughta know; you're thinking of  Debbie Gibson.
 
2013-10-14 01:43:55 PM
I don't blame her for leaving him. Armstrong is half nuts.
 
2013-10-14 01:51:35 PM
I got invited to ride with one of his ex-riding partners in a Napa event.  I responded writing "Why would I want to be in the same company as a cheating, lying sack of shiat?"  The Napa people were offended.  I was not surprised that a group of effete Napa snobs would be supportive of that a$$hole Armstrong and his scumbag crew.

There are far more honorable riders than those sacks of garbage - it's just that the press loves to honor filth and couch potatoes loved to be lied to.
 
2013-10-14 02:36:40 PM

HooskerDoo: I don't blame her for leaving him. Armstrong is half nuts.


Well, he is set to get a new commercial sponsor.
 
2013-10-14 02:46:21 PM
Isn't it ironic?
 
2013-10-14 04:50:54 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I have no respect for professional athletes that refuse to cheat.


Pretty sure he's tapped a fair amount of groupie ass (that wipes properly) in his day, so he's good there.
 
2013-10-14 04:57:01 PM
Low brow, subby.

Low... Farking... Brow...
 
2013-10-14 08:33:43 PM

Texas Gabe: Lance Armstrong should really show some humility. But then again he has eaten a lot of crow.


Somehow I doubt he has.

/yes, I got what you were saying.
 
2013-10-14 11:01:52 PM

555-FILK: theorellior: ExcedrinHeadache: 555-FILK: Killer Cars: 555-FILK: busy chillin': Yeah, but who is going to save his soul?

Are you thinking of Jewel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LukEq643Mk">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=-LukEq643Mk

No no, Jewel sang that "What if God was one of us" song and was never heard from again. He must be thinking of Jill Sobule.

No, no Jill Sobule sang "Stay".  You must be thinking of Lisa Loeb.

This song makes me stabby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZ2J4ajiOA

No, Lisa Loeb sang that song about kissing girls. You're thinking of Katy Perry.

LOL no. Katy Perry did the song about her poker face. You're thinking of Briney Spears.

No, no Britney Spears sang that song that you oughta know; you're thinking of  Debbie Gibson.


No, no...Debbie Gibson sang that song "Sonny Came Home"...you're thinking of Dido.
 
ecl
2013-10-14 11:39:38 PM
R.I.P. Dido
 
2013-10-15 07:59:41 AM
I guess he wasn't strong enough to be her man
 
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