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(Washington Post)   The Republican party is "...disunited, in flux, in transition and defeated." And that's how Republicans are describing it   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 40
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2013-10-14 03:34:02 PM
9 votes:
Yup.  Republicans are defeated.  Meanwhile, you won't find a single liberal who thinks Taxbongo can win in 2016.  But Republicans are defeated.  Got it.
2013-10-14 02:44:40 PM
6 votes:

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2013-10-14 02:58:05 PM
5 votes:
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2013-10-14 04:15:16 PM
4 votes:

DORMAMU: You really have been oin rare form lately.

Have you added fiber to your diet?


I'm going through my '07 Kobe phase.  I've learned how to pace myself, when to let my teammates take the shots, and when to take over.  And as long as I keep taking my HGH, I'll keep competing for years to come.
2013-10-14 04:36:00 PM
3 votes:

Lernaeus: Corvus: Wasn't the Constitution party, the Tea Party before the Tea Party?

The Tea Party isn't a political party; it's a social bowel movement.


FTFY.
2013-10-14 03:46:13 PM
3 votes:

DemonEater: Triple Oak: Google knows just the right kind of changes to make on a search term. It's quite enjoyable.

If only it autocorrected "Benghazi" to "mental health services".


That's not very nice at all.
2013-10-14 03:07:04 PM
3 votes:

Corvus: Somacandra: Lando Lincoln: The only question remaining is how much collateral damage they're going to do to the rational world in the process.

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HA HA THE CONSTITUTION PARTY SHALL FINALLY ARISE TO STRIKE THE IRON FIST!

Wasn't the Constitution party, the Tea Party before the Tea Party?


Yes, but the mistake the Constitution Party made was that they actually wrote out their platform before they got elected to office, so everyone could see how insane they were before they voted for them.
2013-10-14 02:55:38 PM
3 votes:
We've been hearing republicans talking about rebuilding their brand since 2008.

When are they going to start?
2013-10-14 02:47:59 PM
3 votes:
"The environment for Republicans is toxic."

Those poor Republicans. Like so many amoebae in a mild bleach solution, it's their environment that's toxic. Why isn't the environment fairer and more balanced?
2013-10-14 01:27:03 PM
3 votes:
Never, and I do mean never, doubt the ability of the Democratic Party to snatch complete and utter defeat from the jaws of victory.
2013-10-14 03:42:03 PM
2 votes:

miss diminutive: So it's basically what would happen if Greenpeace and PETA took control of the Democratic party?


yes - but with less music and more hotdogs on sticks
2013-10-14 02:55:59 PM
2 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: "The environment for Republicans is toxic."

Those poor Republicans. Like so many amoebae in a mild bleach solution, it's their environment that's toxic. Why isn't the environment fairer and more balanced?


Since when has the GOP cared about the environment turning toxic?
2013-10-14 02:43:09 PM
2 votes:
The solution is obvious:  Keep moving to the right.  Purge members who aren't 'pure'.  Move to a smaller tent.

This one will be just the right size for your Perfect Unified Republican Establishment (PURE);

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2013-10-14 02:31:59 PM
2 votes:

miss diminutive: So it's basically what would happen if Greenpeace and PETA took control of the Democratic party?


There's no way that those guys would ever be able to defeat the Socialists, ACORN, Communists, Nazis, NPR, and other enemies of America that currently control the democrat party.
2013-10-14 02:21:57 PM
2 votes:

nmrsnr: Pocket Ninja: Never, and I do mean never, doubt the ability of the Democratic Party to snatch complete and utter defeat from the jaws of victory.

Yeah, but as long as the Republicans have untreated abortion tourette's it sort of balances out.


Did someone say "RAPE?"
2013-10-14 01:31:28 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Never, and I do mean never, doubt the ability of the Democratic Party to snatch complete and utter defeat from the jaws of victory.


This is not a question of Democrats winning or losing. This is a question of how many more times the GOP is going to punch itself in the face.
2013-10-14 01:06:28 PM
2 votes:
Yeah... they're fluxed alright...
2013-10-14 11:23:38 AM
2 votes:
Virginia is now a very purple state, having come within 2% of an even split in 2012 in the presidential race; and the Northern Virginia economy is largely driven by federal workers, who are particularly impacted by the current shutdown, which is widely perceived as being the fault of Republican conservatives.

About the only chance Cuccinelli has is if photos come out before election day of Terry McAuliffe getting handed a comically overstuffed briefcase leaking cash; and frankly, it's just as likely such photos would feature Cuccinelli instead.
2013-10-14 08:23:35 PM
1 votes:
Just got home from a trip to the store and, congrats, Republicans.  You have made this mild-mannered, 55-year-old librarian flip someone off for the first time in her life - the driver of a car flying a gadsden flag..  Since she was in the neighborhood, I assume she also lives in the house that also flies a gadsden flag and has a car with World Nut Daily bumper stickers.  Sometimes I hate my neighbors.
2013-10-14 06:00:05 PM
1 votes:
America is suffering huge gurgling cramps in its abdomen, and needs to let loose from its bowels the putrid, fetid, watery exploding diarrhea that is the Republican Party.


once things are cleaned out ( which could take hours/days on the toilet) , then our elected representatives can go back to governing this Nation.


America's anus (the Republican South) will be raw, pink, and sore for a few days,  but she'll be much better and healthier for it in the long run.
2013-10-14 04:19:30 PM
1 votes:

Corvus: Wasn't the Constitution party, the Tea Party before the Tea Party?


The Tea Party isn't a political party; it's a social movement.

The Constitution Party is a political party, though. They're essentially conservatives who don't think the Republicans are loony enough about religion, but it's a very small and politically irrelevant party.
2013-10-14 04:06:56 PM
1 votes:
Well could someone tell them to implode a little faster, before they drag us over the farking cliff?
2013-10-14 03:50:04 PM
1 votes:

dionysusaur: HotWingConspiracy: DemonEater: We've been hearing republicans talking about rebuilding their brand since 2008.

When are they going to start?

They did and ended up with teabaggers.

We talking 'new coke' or opels as saturns?


Hmm. A New Coke gambit might be a brilliant path here.


"We're back to the way we were! Never mind that that sucks too, we're not the new suck anymore!"
2013-10-14 03:26:04 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: elchip: Cycle #2: The Progressive Era (1896 - 1932)
This period of time was again dominated by the Republican Party, but the party bore little resemblance to its previous incarnation.  McKinley was voted in on a platform of keeping the gold standard (borrowing a page from Cleveland) and despite his support of high tariffs, he was ardently pro-business.

The era didn't really get into full swing until McKinley's assassination and the assumption of Teddy Roosevelt to the Presidency; he brought about significant business regulation.  His chosen successor, William H. Taft, was promised to be another progressive, but wasn't up to the task; he was defeated by a Democratic progressive, Woodrow Wilson.  Wilson, in turn, was succeeded by Harding, Coolidge and Hoover; although they supported workers' rights like previous progressives, they also supported serious deregulation that led to the Great Depression.

What? You'd consider the 20s a Progressive era? For who?


Women, mainly.
2013-10-14 03:25:21 PM
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: elchip: Cycle #2: The Progressive Era (1896 - 1932)
This period of time was again dominated by the Republican Party, but the party bore little resemblance to its previous incarnation.  McKinley was voted in on a platform of keeping the gold standard (borrowing a page from Cleveland) and despite his support of high tariffs, he was ardently pro-business.

The era didn't really get into full swing until McKinley's assassination and the assumption of Teddy Roosevelt to the Presidency; he brought about significant business regulation.  His chosen successor, William H. Taft, was promised to be another progressive, but wasn't up to the task; he was defeated by a Democratic progressive, Woodrow Wilson.  Wilson, in turn, was succeeded by Harding, Coolidge and Hoover; although they supported workers' rights like previous progressives, they also supported serious deregulation that led to the Great Depression.

What? You'd consider the 20s a Progressive era? For who?


Women.
2013-10-14 03:21:22 PM
1 votes:

Triple Oak: Google knows just the right kind of changes to make on a search term. It's quite enjoyable.


If only it autocorrected "Benghazi" to "mental health services".
2013-10-14 03:19:35 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: phaseolus: And interestingly, Google automatically adds the "ic" to 'democrat party'.

Thank you, Google, for trying to make people more literate.


Google knows just the right kind of changes to make on a search term. It's quite enjoyable.
2013-10-14 03:09:09 PM
1 votes:

phaseolus: And interestingly, Google automatically adds the "ic" to 'democrat party'.


Thank you, Google, for trying to make people more literate.
2013-10-14 03:03:54 PM
1 votes:
Muta: Can't the GOP let the rest of the country go on with her business while they sort things out?  Why do they feel compelled to impose their own disfunction on the rest of the nation?

Because they can't sleep as long as there's a dollar they haven't stolen on behalf of their owners, a scrap of political power they haven't usurped, and a poor person they haven't shiat on.
2013-10-14 02:55:17 PM
1 votes:
...dying, dead, racist, a joke, destroying itself, doomed, finished and evil, according to Google.

And interestingly, Google automatically adds the "ic" to 'democrat party'.
2013-10-14 02:51:05 PM
1 votes:
Nothing is more important to the Republicans (or the Democrats, for that matter) than thier own self-preservation, and look how badly they're screwing that up.  Why on earth would anyone trust them with more important responsibilities?  They've become the Captain Peter Wrongway Peachfuzz of political parties.
2013-10-14 02:47:03 PM
1 votes:
....expanding that big tent exponentially.
2013-10-14 02:47:00 PM
1 votes:
It was amusing to hear McCain fussing on the radio this morning, warning democrats not to rub it in because then they would throw an even bugger temper tantrum
IP
2013-10-14 02:44:37 PM
1 votes:
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2013-10-14 02:42:02 PM
1 votes:
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2013-10-14 02:41:27 PM
1 votes:
Dear Republicans:

fark you and all the thoroughbreds in your paddock.

You lie down with the animals you're going to come up with flees.

My you dog die that tub you attempted to drown the government in.
2013-10-14 02:35:13 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Lando Lincoln: The only question remaining is how much collateral damage they're going to do to the rational world in the process.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 516x92]

HA HA THE CONSTITUTION PARTY SHALL FINALLY ARISE TO STRIKE THE IRON FIST!


Aka TeaParty Hipsters
2013-10-14 02:20:49 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Never, and I do mean never, doubt the ability of the Democratic Party to snatch complete and utter defeat from the jaws of victory.


Yeah, but as long as the Republicans have untreated abortion tourette's it sort of balances out.
2013-10-14 02:07:14 PM
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: The only question remaining is how much collateral damage they're going to do to the rational world in the process.


upload.wikimedia.org

HA HA THE CONSTITUTION PARTY SHALL FINALLY ARISE TO STRIKE THE IRON FIST!
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-10-14 01:10:16 PM
1 votes:
Good.  Now for "disbanded".
 
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