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(Huffington Post)   Salma Hayek, Pierce Brosnan begin filming "How To Make Love Like An Englishman". Projected running time: two minutes   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 40
    More: Spiffy, Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek, Englishman, America Ferrera, Rosario Dawson, Marie Claire, Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes  
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2013-10-14 08:55:20 AM
So the man starts by entering, or "mounting" his good lady wife in the standard way.
 
2013-10-14 08:59:16 AM
This was covered quite extensively in another film. (See above.)
 
2013-10-14 09:43:51 AM
I assume that includes the credits?
 
2013-10-14 09:44:41 AM

Sybarite: So the man starts by entering, or "mounting" his good lady wife in the standard way.


"more or less fully erect."
 
2013-10-14 09:45:23 AM
A possible Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek catfight? Hmm.... My curiosity is aroused (among other things).
 
2013-10-14 09:45:25 AM
Englishman: Almost...almost...almost...there.
Wife:  Well done.
 
2013-10-14 09:51:01 AM
An Englishman as a great lover is so unbelievable that they had to get an Irishman to play the part.
 
2013-10-14 09:51:19 AM
Hey, as a man of English descent I...well, I have to agree.
 
2013-10-14 09:54:03 AM
net-worth.net

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads
 
2013-10-14 10:00:00 AM

monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads



As I'm at work, the large image really made an impression with my coworkers who happened by.

Also, I concur...
 
2013-10-14 10:01:04 AM
2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven, baby.
real-motorsport.com
 
2013-10-14 10:01:29 AM

monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads


Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross
 
2013-10-14 10:03:37 AM
Two minutes with Salma Hayek?  He's just bragging now.
 
2013-10-14 10:04:13 AM
Tweed upon tweed they laid, an embrace of such friction that their coats began to smolder.
 
2013-10-14 10:04:56 AM
I've already seen this movie, I'm not interrested in a remake.

www.theskinny.co.uk
 
2013-10-14 10:05:33 AM
Didn't they make this movie already?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-14 10:12:30 AM
I would probably stampede toward the clitoris too, Watson.
 
2013-10-14 10:14:31 AM
Mmm, yes.  Quite.
 
2013-10-14 10:15:35 AM

gizmokid18: monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads

Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross


She has arms? When did this happen?
 
2013-10-14 10:20:52 AM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: gizmokid18: monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads

Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross

She has arms? When did this happen?


Really how did you miss them? They are as hairy as bear arms.  Surely no other part of her deformed anatomy could have distracted you from those appendages that so badly need to meet a razor. Or some wax.
 
2013-10-14 10:25:14 AM
So 1 minute and 45 seconds of them getting undressed and then dressed again?
 
2013-10-14 10:25:26 AM

gizmokid18: monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads

Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross


I've never posted this before.  First time for everything!

i1.minus.com

You know how I know you've never had the opportunity to get close to a girl of non-northern-side-of-Europe decent?  Christ.

/if even that
 
2013-10-14 10:57:48 AM

AngryDragon: I assume that includes the credits?


And it's the 'Director's Cut' version.
 
2013-10-14 11:03:18 AM
The most sexually prolific North American male is Andy Dick.
The most sexually prolific British male is Russell Brand.

Absolutely no contest.
 
2013-10-14 11:07:12 AM
 
2013-10-14 11:13:08 AM

gizmokid18: Really how did you miss them? They are as hairy as bear arms.  Surely no other part of her deformed anatomy could have distracted you from those appendages that so badly need to meet a razor. Or some wax.


She's human, and therefore has hair, if you want to screw a hairless woman, may I suggest a realdoll, see Kwame about a referral
 
2013-10-14 11:33:14 AM
Salma's still hot. Just had to be said.
 
2013-10-14 11:49:39 AM
I'd easily be able to last 3 minutes, so there!!!!
 
2013-10-14 12:05:41 PM

gizmokid18: monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads

Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross


What arm?
 
2013-10-14 12:37:37 PM
If Salma undressed in my presence, I would maybe last 2 seconds. Two minutes? Guy must be gay. Well, he was gay, before those 2 minutes lol
 
2013-10-14 12:47:22 PM
ill her and a side dish of eva mendes please

wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-10-14 01:49:34 PM

Nogrhi: gizmokid18: monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads

Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross

What arm?


Exactly!
 
2013-10-14 01:53:35 PM
Two minutes. So he farks her twice?
 
2013-10-14 03:19:03 PM

Flash_NYC: I'd easily be able to last 3 minutes, so there!!!!


...Mom??
 
2013-10-14 03:36:53 PM
They can spend hours pushing on the top of your head while not exactly saying why.
 
2013-10-14 04:34:06 PM
Two minutes?

But there's simply no way you can get a proper brew made in that amount of time. Not even if you squeeze the bags.

Ten minutes would, maybe, see it done. But that's assuming we forego scones, coitus and sandwiches and make do with biscuits and some oral.

I mean, I'm not saying no, but I'm certainly not getting the best service out just for a quickie.
 
2013-10-15 09:23:21 AM
Two and a half minutes of squelching noises please, luv.
 
2013-10-15 01:50:13 PM

gizmokid18: Revenge of the Muttonstache: gizmokid18: monoski: [net-worth.net image 850x1275]

This should be a requirement for all Salma threads

Seriously? I mean just look at the hair on that forearm......gross

She has arms? When did this happen?

Really how did you miss them? They are as hairy as bear arms.  Surely no other part of her deformed anatomy could have distracted you from those appendages that so badly need to meet a razor. Or some wax.


Not gonna fark her arms dude..........
 
2013-10-15 01:52:57 PM

ltdanman44: ill her and a side dish of eva mendes please

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 850x531]


Not that I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I always thought Eva looks disproportioned. She has a huge body/torso and short stumpy legs.
 
2013-10-15 03:56:02 PM

shifter_: ltdanman44: ill her and a side dish of eva mendes please

[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 850x531]

Not that I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I always thought Eva looks disproportioned. She has a huge body/torso and short stumpy legs.


I'd kick her out of bed for eating Crackers.

/Crackers was the name of a friend's dog.
//No, not parrot. Dog. I don't know why.
 
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