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(Short List)   The pizza cocktail is now a thing. As is 'Pizza Month' - otherwise known as 'October'. What fresh hell is this   (shortlist.com) divider line 34
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2013-10-14 08:31:07 AM  
The Pizza Cocktail is a novel variant on a Bloody Mary, consisting of tomato water, basil-infused vodka, ghost-pepper infused vodka, porcini powder, muddle basil, topped with Parmesan and mozzarella foam.

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2013-10-14 08:47:48 AM  
It's Pizza in a Cup. With booze. That's horrifying.
 
2013-10-14 09:01:50 AM  
As is 'Pizza Month' - otherwise known as 'October'. What fresh hell is this

Doubtlessly brought to us by the same people who feel like every day has to be National [Something] Day.
 
2013-10-14 09:30:34 AM  

Shostie: As is 'Pizza Month' - otherwise known as 'October'. What fresh hell is this

Doubtlessly brought to us by the same people who feel like every day has to be National [Something] Day.


Happy Columbus Day!
 
2013-10-14 09:55:01 AM  
'Pizza Month' - otherwise known as 'October'. 'Every month'.

FTFY, subs.
 
2013-10-14 09:56:44 AM  
You know, I'm glad that there's a month that promotes awareness of pizza.  How else would Americans find out about this tasty, nutritious food?
 
2013-10-14 10:01:18 AM  
Beer goes with pizza.  Nothing else.
 
2013-10-14 10:02:46 AM  

Nabb1: It's Pizza in a Cup. With booze. That's horrifying.

disgusting.

Man up pansy.

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2013-10-14 10:02:50 AM  
Yeah, no.
 
2013-10-14 10:03:13 AM  
I'd try it.  With a Papa John's Garlic Butter chaser.
 
2013-10-14 10:07:01 AM  
As long as we stop talking about farking bacon, whatever.
 
2013-10-14 10:07:19 AM  
Chicago style . Flat and cut into squares .
 
2013-10-14 10:10:24 AM  
The same fresh Hell as declaring anything "a thing."
 
2013-10-14 10:11:13 AM  
Every month is pizza month when you're poor -- except Ramen month.

/Or you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...
//Or you just like pizza.
 
2013-10-14 10:12:58 AM  
The pizza cocktail is now a thing. As is 'Pizza Month' - otherwise known as 'October'. What fresh hell is this

How about another cliche?
 
2013-10-14 10:16:28 AM  
Pizza, is there anything it can't do?
 
2013-10-14 10:18:53 AM  

topcon: As long as we stop talking about farking bacon, whatever.


What you don't realize is that it is currently the Annual Bacon Year.

/next year as well, coincidentally
 
2013-10-14 10:24:53 AM  
Hey when I was younger October was always Rocktober!!!!
 
2013-10-14 10:51:56 AM  
Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to drink this.
 
2013-10-14 11:10:19 AM  
Tomato water?

Apparently tomato water is just strained tomato juice.  Got it. Can't have the nutritious bits floating around in my cocktail.  Bad form.
 
2013-10-14 11:13:10 AM  

topcon: As long as we stop talking about farking bacon, whatever.


That's what we need, a bacon lovers pizza cocktail.
 
2013-10-14 11:17:48 AM  
It goes great with the extreme fajitas.
 
2013-10-14 11:22:37 AM  

topcon: As long as we stop talking about farking bacon, whatever.


See, that's actually what's wrong with this pizza cocktail.  They left the bacon off.  You can't have a good pizza without bacon.

/And anchovies.  They left off the anchovies.  It's not even pizza without anchovies.
 
2013-10-14 11:23:42 AM  
www.chow.com

/been there done that
 
2013-10-14 11:25:50 AM  

DarkVader: topcon: As long as we stop talking about farking bacon, whatever.

See, that's actually what's wrong with this pizza cocktail.  They left the bacon off.  You can't have a good pizza without bacon.

/And anchovies.  They left off the anchovies.  It's not even pizza without anchovies.


Alive or dead? Or maybe alive at first  to keep it fresh.
 
2013-10-14 11:44:06 AM  
I saw the picture and I immediately gagged. It was all I could do to keep from throwing up in my mouth, but somehow I managed.
 
2013-10-14 11:47:14 AM  
It's vomit. With booze in it.
It tastes the same coming up, too.
 
2013-10-14 12:14:59 PM  
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2013-10-14 12:38:19 PM  

vudukungfu: It's vomit. With booze in it.
It tastes the same coming up, too.


That.
 
2013-10-14 01:18:45 PM  
Well someone other than pizza hut managed to ruin pizza. How can you do that FFS!?!?
 
2013-10-14 01:47:08 PM  
No thank you,

But...pizza fries?  HELL YES!

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2013-10-14 01:58:08 PM  

jimpoz: Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to drink this.


I have a special purpose!
 
2013-10-14 06:41:46 PM  

casual disregard: I saw the picture and I immediately gagged. It was all I could do to keep from throwing up in my mouth, but somehow I managed.


I imagined this with chopped-cooked shrimp on top and it was better

/for me
 
2013-10-14 06:57:24 PM  
I see some people are working tirelessly to make pizza even more overrated than bacon.
 
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