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(The Chattanoogan)   Never stop your car to urinate in the middle of the road around anyone named "Frank"   (chattanoogan.com) divider line 22
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2013-10-14 01:58:06 AM  
"Ed" would be quick.  "Christopher" could be dangerous.  "Frank" would seem to be safe, no "i"s to dot or "t"s to cross, unless the road is heavily trafficked.
 
2013-10-14 08:47:43 AM  
"Who's Frank?"

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2013-10-14 08:50:33 AM  
Ronald Reynolds, who is deaf and cannot read

How does he have a driver's license if he can't read?
 
2013-10-14 09:24:54 AM  

Sybarite: Ronald Reynolds, who is deaf and cannot read

How does he have a driver's license if he can't read?


At least he wasn't texting while driving.
 
2013-10-14 10:12:31 AM  
If someone starts attacking you while you're relieving yourself, piss on that person.
 
2013-10-14 10:20:49 AM  
He said he "was using the restroom" in the street

With towel service and that free cologne in the Congressional restroom gone because of Obama's shutdown, I can imagine there will be more "using the restroom" somewhere else.

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2013-10-14 10:21:04 AM  
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2013-10-14 10:21:18 AM  
TVs Frank?
 
2013-10-14 10:32:58 AM  
If he had sung My Way off-key, the complainant wouldn't have lived to tell the tale.


And if he likes to pee in the middle of the street in dodgy neighborhoods -- and I wouldn't stop anywhere in Chattanooga for any reason -- then I think we can say that Officer Darwin let him off with a warning this time.
 
2013-10-14 10:41:07 AM  

BitwiseShift: He said he "was using the restroom" in the street

With towel service and that free cologne in the Congressional restroom gone because of Obama's shutdown, I can imagine there will be more "using the restroom" somewhere else.

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DNFTT
 
2013-10-14 10:57:27 AM  

devilEther:


Love letters straight from the heart?
 
2013-10-14 11:01:41 AM  
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us (except Frank)
Why don't we do it in the road?
 
2013-10-14 11:27:42 AM  
"Visit the restroom in the street"
 
2013-10-14 11:28:52 AM  
Why is a ring of urine needed around Frank?
 
2013-10-14 11:35:43 AM  
cdn2.screenjunkies.com

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Probably good advice.
 
2013-10-14 12:11:53 PM  
Some ass-hole pulled that stunt outside my place. Found out what a paintball to the nuts felt like.
 
2013-10-14 12:57:44 PM  
Someone could write a country song about that story.
 
2013-10-14 12:59:17 PM  

Richard C Stanford: TVs Frank?


For some reason your comment made me laugh out loud.
 
2013-10-14 02:39:03 PM  
The name's Stein. Frank Stein. Your body parts -- give them to me.
 
2013-10-14 03:22:09 PM  
Never stop your car to urinate in the middle of the road around anyone named "Frank"

Especially this one:

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/armBAR
 
2013-10-15 12:03:30 AM  

Sybarite: Ronald Reynolds, who is deaf and cannot read

How does he have a driver's license if he can't read?

 
2013-10-15 01:33:13 PM  
Frank and beans!
 
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