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(Las Vegas Sun)   A man and his two- and four-year-old passengers making their way out of a Wamart parking lot struck a planter box, stop sign, a tree, a shopping cart corral and a column in front of the store before their SUV came to a stop   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 33
    More: Scary, Walmart, SUV, parking lots, Nissan Pathfinder, University Medical Center, stop signs, car accidents  
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2013-10-14 08:29:43 AM
Oblig:
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-14 10:22:48 AM
Subject-verb agreement. How does it work?
 
2013-10-14 10:24:33 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Subject-verb agreement. How does it work?


It helps by actually having a verb in the sentence
 
2013-10-14 10:25:21 AM
I LOVE Wamart.
 
2013-10-14 10:26:06 AM

Wamart


Is that a cheap(er) knock-off of Wal-Mart?
 
2013-10-14 10:27:15 AM

redmid17: AverageAmericanGuy: Subject-verb agreement. How does it work?

It helps by actually having a verb in the sentence


Subby and me will not be bound by your elitist grammar rules.
 
2013-10-14 10:28:39 AM
 A Nissan Pathfinder driven by Getnet Tefera

GetNet, it pays?

/Got Nothin'...
 
2013-10-14 10:28:59 AM
ALL of them in serious condition for a what was probably less than 20 MPH glancing impact? No seatbelts or?!
 
2013-10-14 10:29:06 AM
Those SUV's seem to be hard to stop lately .
 
2013-10-14 10:31:13 AM
Also, how the hell do you do this, and wind up having to go to the hospital in serious condition? He must have been hauling ass in the parking lot. Plus, I have a feeling that this turd was high/drunk/both (take your pick). If that's the case, hope he dies, and the kids are ok and sent to live with someone better.

Yeah, I may be harsh, but there is NO EXCUSE for being high/drunk/both, while driving around with KIDS.
 
2013-10-14 10:31:54 AM
I imagine that People of Wamart is filled with pictures of attractive, reasonably fit, appropriately dressed people going about their shopping.
 
2013-10-14 10:32:07 AM
Ill bet they were attempting to escape the EBT miss-appropriations carnage that occurred recently


dnrtfa
 
2013-10-14 10:32:44 AM

JimBob1015: I LOVE Wamart.


i171.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-14 10:35:13 AM
Wamart?

/Poor, poor, Subby.
//Prepare your diddly hole.
 
2013-10-14 10:36:18 AM
Damn Ambien.
 
2013-10-14 10:42:51 AM
What is a typical Sunday in Nevada?

No wait.

What is a start to a bad day?

No.... Damn... I suck at game show questions...
 
2013-10-14 10:46:51 AM
I prefer Shoko.
 
2013-10-14 10:55:33 AM
Headline accidentally a letter, and a word, and, arguably, a punctuation.
 
2013-10-14 10:58:10 AM
"planter box, stop sign, a tree, a shopping cart corral and a column in front of the store"

So the "Don't murder our shoppers with your big dumb car" column did its job, at least. That's good news.
 
2013-10-14 10:58:34 AM
Rebranding as WaMart would save the penny-pinching Waltons a massive 14% on any costs they accrue for signage, printing or other mentions of the company name.
They can't go completely minimal as the W hotel chain has that end-game covered, but they could try other 'lettering reduction procedures'.
I assume others will follow, in short order we will have Trgt, Dllr Gnl and Srs.
 
2013-10-14 11:04:18 AM
The driver and two passengers were taken to University Medical Center in serious condition.

Really? How farking fast could you possibly be going in a walmart parking lot?

/surprised not to see the word "elderly" in TFA
 
2013-10-14 11:04:30 AM
You forget the
s12.postimg.org
 
2013-10-14 11:08:48 AM

YoOjo: Rebranding as WaMart would save the penny-pinching Waltons a massive 14% on any costs they accrue for signage, printing or other mentions of the company name.
They can't go completely minimal as the W hotel chain has that end-game covered, but they could try other 'lettering reduction procedures'.
I assume others will follow, in short order we will have Trgt, Dllr Gnl and Srs.


You're a damned fool! Watch what they're doing, it's not the vowels they've dropped, but the inconspicuous lower case L!

What we're seeing here is a corporations advanced adjustment to a shortage of L's. The cost of that letter is about to go through the roof, possibly due to new demands put in place by the patent owner of the straight line.
 
2013-10-14 11:12:02 AM

whosits_112: Yeah, I may be harsh, but there is NO EXCUSE for being high/drunk/both, while driving around with KIDS.



You sir have obviously not driven around much with kids
 
2013-10-14 11:14:59 AM

Obbi: YoOjo: Rebranding as WaMart would save the penny-pinching Waltons a massive 14% on any costs they accrue for signage, printing or other mentions of the company name.
They can't go completely minimal as the W hotel chain has that end-game covered, but they could try other 'lettering reduction procedures'.
I assume others will follow, in short order we will have Trgt, Dllr Gnl and Srs.

You're a damned fool! Watch what they're doing, it's not the vowels they've dropped, but the inconspicuous lower case L!

What we're seeing here is a corporations advanced adjustment to a shortage of L's. The cost of that letter is about to go through the roof, possibly due to new demands put in place by the patent owner of the straight line.


You sir (or madam, I'm not the NSA!) are a genius.
It must be exactly that, I agree. The Waltons (soon to be Watons?) obviously have some inside knowledge of letter trading.
It's possible they've rigged the market so that L skyrockets just as Dollar General prepares to print all their stationary supplies. DG now has to choose between rebranding as Doar Genera or being crippled every time they print a receipt.
Damn they're sharp.
 
2013-10-14 11:38:27 AM
What one of the kids was driving?
 
2013-10-14 11:54:06 AM

Mr.Hawk: What is a typical Sunday in Nevada?

No wait.

What is a start to a bad day?

No.... Damn... I suck at game show questions...


What are five things that have never been in my kitchen?
 
2013-10-14 12:00:45 PM
Getnet? Did he get paid by a NetZero competitor in 2000 to legally change his name like a GoldenPalace.com-type stunt or something?

What the hell makes sunny think this Getnet person is a male, anyway? The article makes zero mention of the driver's gender.
 
2013-10-14 12:02:30 PM
I just looked further into it and Getnet is a female. So dark all y'all for assuming the poor driver was a MAN. I'm sick of that stereotype.
 
2013-10-14 12:09:11 PM
No predicate?  Check.
Misspelled the largest retailer in the world?  Check.
Greenlight?  WTF.
 
2013-10-14 12:41:03 PM
http://www.facebook.com/getnet.tefera

Afro stuck in door or window??
 
2013-10-14 12:44:12 PM
Who hasn't played Walmart pinball?
 
2013-10-14 01:34:17 PM

JohnCarter: whosits_112: Yeah, I may be harsh, but there is NO EXCUSE for being high/drunk/both, while driving around with KIDS.


You sir have obviously not driven around much with kids


Ha, actually, I have a three year old. And, yeah, he can drive me to drink, but I don't act on the impulse to get behind the wheel right after.
 
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