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(Independent)   Owner of Oklahoma zoo where employee was mauled by a tiger and lost her arm: "She pulled her own arm out. The tiger didn't maul her"   (independent.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-10-13 10:59:40 PM  
8 votes:
And this is why you don't dance the Hokey Pokey at zoos.
2013-10-14 12:34:05 AM  
5 votes:
"That tiger didn't go crazy... That tiger went tiger!"
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2013-10-14 12:22:11 AM  
4 votes:

CoysOdie: bank7883: She didn't lose her arm, subby...

Don't blame Subby, the stupid headline says her arm was bitten off.


It grew back.
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2013-10-14 01:36:30 AM  
2 votes:
Stop mauling yourself!

(hysterical screaming)


Stop mauling yourself!

(hysterical screaming)


Stop mauling yourself!

(hysterical screaming)


Stop mauling yourself!

(hysterical screaming)
2013-10-14 01:26:46 AM  
2 votes:

Big_Doofus: tuna fingers: Since this happened in Oklahoma, one can assume that everyone cited in the article has the reasoning skills of a 13 year old. Only dipshiats reside in OK.

That's kind of harsh.


Yeah, the tiger lives there.
2013-10-14 01:10:32 AM  
2 votes:
Wouldn't it be awesome if a rogue tornado ripped this place to shreds, freeing the tigers to gorge themselves on the slow and squishy Oklahoma populace?

I need to go get the tornado machine warmed up...
2013-10-14 12:16:48 AM  
2 votes:
So she's one of those lizard people that can just drop a limb when attacked. I knew it, they're here!!
/runs for the tin foil...
2013-10-14 02:16:08 PM  
1 vote:
Always remember;  Five ends are pointy.
2013-10-14 11:42:40 AM  
1 vote:
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Animals don't hurt people.  People hurt people.
2013-10-14 06:42:59 AM  
1 vote:

radarlove: Wouldn't it be awesome if a rogue tornado ripped this place to shreds, freeing the tigers to gorge themselves on the slow and squishy Oklahoma populace?

I need to go get the tornado machine warmed up...


Ooh, "Tigernado"...you start on the script, I'll get the SyFy Channel on the horn, we'll make a bundle!
2013-10-14 06:39:32 AM  
1 vote:

radarlove: Wouldn't it be awesome if a rogue tornado ripped this place to shreds, freeing the tigers to gorge themselves on the slow and squishy Oklahoma populace?

I need to go get the tornado machine warmed up...


Have you noticed that there have been no tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, or blizzards since the government shutdown?
2013-10-14 04:10:45 AM  
1 vote:

bighairyguy: fusillade762: She pulled her own arm out. The tiger didn't maul her

The Garvin County Sheriff's Office confirmed that the woman was mauled

Mauled or not mauled?

Hmmm, cat in a box? Obviously the "Schrödinger's Tiger" paradox applies here so she was both mauled and not mauled at the same time.


FINE, I'll do it your damn way, Drew:

In Soveit Russia; you open box, cat kills you!
2013-10-14 03:45:27 AM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: She pulled her own arm out. The tiger didn't maul her

The Garvin County Sheriff's Office confirmed that the woman was mauled

Mauled or not mauled?


Hmmm, cat in a box? Obviously the "Schrödinger's Tiger" paradox applies here so she was both mauled and not mauled at the same time.
2013-10-14 01:35:49 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Jument: Tigers are all cute and cuddly and awesome until one day, your arm gets mauled to bits. You really couldn't pay me enough to put any part of me into a cage with an animal that could kill you as easily as look at you.

It's not something they pay you do. In fact, zoos have elaborate systems of redundant fencing and pulleys so just such an event doesn't occur.


Not all of them. I heard one time in Oklahoma a lady got her arm bitten off.
2013-10-14 01:34:04 AM  
1 vote:

DrZiffle: "Garold Wayne *Interactive* Zoological Park"

False advertising.


I dunno. That seems about as interactive as you can get, without having to use helicopters to wrangle the animals up at the end of each day...
2013-10-14 01:28:59 AM  
1 vote:
O-O-Oklahoma! Where the cat comes leaping down with pain.
Where the wavin' meat can sure taste sweet
And your boss comes right behind with blame.

Oklahoma, Otay!

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Glad she kept her arm, because she could have been....
wookin pa nub.
2013-10-14 01:25:42 AM  
1 vote:
i.my.afterdawn.com
2013-10-14 01:20:12 AM  
1 vote:
"Garold Wayne Interactive Zoological Park"

False advertising.
2013-10-14 12:56:19 AM  
1 vote:

Ready-set: WTF


I'll be happy to help with your inquiry.

What part of the original post may I clarify for you?

/Para espanol, oprima dos
2013-10-14 12:24:20 AM  
1 vote:
Ha! Twas merely a fleshwound!
2013-10-14 12:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
The tiger bit onto her arm, and in her struggles to get away, she pulled her arm off! Duh! If she'd just stayed calm and not struggled, her arm would still be attached! Of course, she'd be dead, but the arm wouldn't be gone! Why are you all so dense?
2013-10-14 12:21:20 AM  
1 vote:
Don'y you hate it when people pull off their own limbs then try to blame the wildlife? Pisses me right off every damn time.
2013-10-14 12:21:00 AM  
1 vote:
OK.

For those who missed it the FIRST 10,000 TIMES:

Don't - that is to say, DO NOT - EVER. Stick. Your. Arm. In the Tiger Cage.

In fact, if you were to avoid caging tigers in the first place, you wouldn't have a cage containing a caged tiger to feed your damned arm to, would you?
2013-10-14 12:19:47 AM  
1 vote:
Amused

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2013-10-14 12:07:33 AM  
1 vote:
Was this a known dangerous animal?  Then yeah, shes a dumbass.
If this was "Tigger the tiger, sure you can scratch his belly"  then they need a suin.
 
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