CoysOdie: bank7883: She didn't lose her arm, subby...Don't blame Subby, the stupid headline says her arm was bitten off.
Big_Doofus: tuna fingers: Since this happened in Oklahoma, one can assume that everyone cited in the article has the reasoning skills of a 13 year old. Only dipshiats reside in OK.That's kind of harsh.
radarlove: Wouldn't it be awesome if a rogue tornado ripped this place to shreds, freeing the tigers to gorge themselves on the slow and squishy Oklahoma populace?I need to go get the tornado machine warmed up...
bighairyguy: fusillade762: She pulled her own arm out. The tiger didn't maul herThe Garvin County Sheriff's Office confirmed that the woman was mauledMauled or not mauled?Hmmm, cat in a box? Obviously the "Schrödinger's Tiger" paradox applies here so she was both mauled and not mauled at the same time.
fusillade762: She pulled her own arm out. The tiger didn't maul herThe Garvin County Sheriff's Office confirmed that the woman was mauledMauled or not mauled?
doglover: Jument: Tigers are all cute and cuddly and awesome until one day, your arm gets mauled to bits. You really couldn't pay me enough to put any part of me into a cage with an animal that could kill you as easily as look at you.It's not something they pay you do. In fact, zoos have elaborate systems of redundant fencing and pulleys so just such an event doesn't occur.
DrZiffle: "Garold Wayne *Interactive* Zoological Park"False advertising.
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