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(Japan Today)   "The National Police Agency has announced plans to implement a nationwide scheme aimed at offering guidance to young girls offering prostitution services or selling their underwear online"   (japantoday.com) divider line 53
    More: Weird, NPA, Fuji TV, consumer protection  
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2013-10-13 07:32:27 PM
I'd be happy to offer them some "guidance" if you know what I mean and I'm sure you do.

/what? have a seat over where?
 
2013-10-13 08:03:18 PM
Perhaps she can be their spokesperson.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-13 08:06:55 PM
Does Japan have Craigslist?
 
2013-10-13 08:13:05 PM
therealmcast.com


/Oblig
 
2013-10-13 08:13:10 PM
But are they hot?

Move over Fusillade762
 
2013-10-13 08:14:41 PM

6655321: Does Japan have Craigslist?



Yes, but over there it's called Claigsrist.
 
2013-10-13 08:15:25 PM
They will regret this. The used panty industry is a cornerstone of Japan's economy.
 
2013-10-13 08:19:32 PM
Sounds to me like the NPA is staffed by a bunch of horny old geezers looking for some young stuff.

I wonder if they're hiring?
 
2013-10-13 08:19:49 PM
In Japan? What could possibly go wrong!

www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org
 
2013-10-13 08:22:34 PM
I think used panties from an underage prostitute from Fukushima could be kinda hot.
 
2013-10-13 08:27:38 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I think used panties from an underage prostitute from Fukushima could be kinda hot.


img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com
 
2013-10-13 08:27:50 PM

6655321: Does Japan have Craigslist?


http://tokyo.craigslist.jp
 
2013-10-13 08:31:03 PM
I would have as a teen, and still would today, sell my used clothing at a profit.

Anywhere, anytime.
 
2013-10-13 08:32:32 PM
"NPA to launch nationwide protection scheme for underage girls offering sex for cash online."

Why do I get the horrifying suspicion that headline will soon more accurate than the writers realized?
 
2013-10-13 08:39:23 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: I think used panties from an underage prostitute from Fukushima could be kinda hot.


deeamis.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-13 08:39:39 PM

Fluid: They will regret this. The used panty industry is a cornerstone of Japan's economy.


images.wikia.com

/agrees
 
2013-10-13 08:42:05 PM
So, it'll be Japan's version of the Small Business Administration then?
 
2013-10-13 08:51:54 PM

Full Metal Retard: 6655321: Does Japan have Craigslist?


Yes, but over there it's called Claigsrist.


I snerked at this quite loudly and my girlfriend heard and asked what I laughed at and she has very bad English so I spent an inordinate amount of time explaining it and then we somehow got into an argument about I don't even know what and now she's pissed at me and if I want the sex tonight I'm going to have to bark my way out of the doghouse so...I forget my point...but your comment was funny and I think I hate you or something.
 
2013-10-13 08:53:11 PM

Smackledorfer: I would have as a teen, and still would today, sell my used clothing at a profit.

Anywhere, anytime.


Hey, if someone is offering cash for my used undies I'm all over that.

/55 year-old overweight male with a weird rash down there
 
2013-10-13 08:54:21 PM
Legalize it
Regulate it
Tax it
 
2013-10-13 08:55:55 PM
Word of advice.

I hate ponytails.
 
2013-10-13 08:56:28 PM
Sad that such things are required but at least they aren't trying to sweep it under the rug with bullshiat like abstinence only initiatives.
 
2013-10-13 08:56:31 PM

Barfmaker: Full Metal Retard: 6655321: Does Japan have Craigslist?


Yes, but over there it's called Claigsrist.

I snerked at this quite loudly and my girlfriend heard and asked what I laughed at and she has very bad English so I spent an inordinate amount of time explaining it and then we somehow got into an argument about I don't even know what and now she's pissed at me and if I want the sex tonight I'm going to have to bark my way out of the doghouse so...I forget my point...but your comment was funny and I think I hate you or something.


I can't fap to this.
 
2013-10-13 09:01:15 PM
The program they have set up to help guide these nubile young girls is called:  Tokyo Enforcement Network To Assist Computer Lolita Entrepreneurs, or TENTACLE, for short.
 
2013-10-13 09:55:08 PM
I'll just take a seat over there with the rest of you guys...
 
2013-10-13 10:00:11 PM

BumpInTheNight: Sad that such things are required but at least they aren't trying to sweep it under the rug with bullshiat like abstinence only initiatives.


Used panties, not even once.
 
2013-10-13 10:00:46 PM

mikalmd: I'll just take a seat over there with the rest of you guys...


Guessing they'll need to install a bench for us before long...
 
2013-10-13 10:01:02 PM

mikalmd: I'll just take a seat over there with the rest of you guys...


Hey, find an empty seat!
 
2013-10-13 10:02:13 PM
www.fecielo.com
 
2013-10-13 10:03:07 PM
alpha.akihabaranews.com
 
2013-10-13 10:05:41 PM
www.sinaimg.cn
 
2013-10-13 10:06:28 PM
data2.whicdn.com
 
2013-10-13 10:07:22 PM
I've got the weirdest boner right now...

Image Link, probably SFW, but no reason to risk a time out.
 
2013-10-13 10:08:28 PM

Barfmaker: Full Metal Retard: 6655321: Does Japan have Craigslist?


Yes, but over there it's called Claigsrist.

I snerked at this quite loudly and my girlfriend heard and asked what I laughed at and she has very bad English so I spent an inordinate amount of time explaining it and then we somehow got into an argument about I don't even know what and now she's pissed at me and if I want the sex tonight I'm going to have to bark my way out of the doghouse so...I forget my point...but your comment was funny and I think I hate you or something.


wtfamireading.jpg
 
2013-10-13 10:09:03 PM
cfs12.blog.daum.net
 
2013-10-13 10:12:28 PM
Hey fellas, it's a smorgasbord!

i108.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-13 10:12:34 PM

kidsizedcoffin: BumpInTheNight: Sad that such things are required but at least they aren't trying to sweep it under the rug with bullshiat like abstinence only initiatives.

Used panties, not even once.


You realize that when you pull panties off a woman that they are used panties?  Uh...Oh.  Nevermind.  I misinterpreted.  Perhaps one day you will have your hand on used panties.
 
2013-10-13 10:24:13 PM
Can you imagine how farked up the porn industry would be if the Germans and Japanese had won WWII?
 
2013-10-13 10:40:25 PM

relaxitsjustme: [www.fecielo.com image 500x477]



Thanks, because of you, I think I am coming down with a case of yellow fever -- really, thanks!!!
 
2013-10-13 11:02:54 PM
All Japanese police agencies, local and national, are wholly owned and operated by the yakuza so the only guidance these girls will get is into the clutches of some yakuza run brothel because they don't like competition and they won't tolerate independent operators just like every other mob run enterprise anywhere in the world. To see how corrupt the police really are you should watch Freakonomics and see how Japanese murder stats are manipulated or for a less dry take on their pervasive corruption any of Takeshi Kitano's yakuza or cop movies will do.
 
2013-10-13 11:06:14 PM

Barfmaker: Full Metal Retard: 6655321: Does Japan have Craigslist?


Yes, but over there it's called Claigsrist.

I snerked at this quite loudly and my girlfriend heard and asked what I laughed at and she has very bad English so I spent an inordinate amount of time explaining it and then we somehow got into an argument about I don't even know what and now she's pissed at me and if I want the sex tonight I'm going to have to bark my way out of the doghouse so...I forget my point...but your comment was funny and I think I hate you or something.


Well that will teach you not to be gay!

/or something.
 
2013-10-13 11:18:36 PM
 
2013-10-13 11:50:13 PM

FrancoFile: Can you imagine how farked up the porn industry would be if the Germans and Japanese had won WWII?


Scheisseunterpantymachines?
 
2013-10-14 01:08:00 AM

WordsnCollision: Fluid: They will regret this. The used panty industry is a cornerstone of Japan's economy.

[images.wikia.com image 400x300]

/agrees


Those aren't used.  The sign says "high quality sexy panties you want to get your girlfriend to wear".

/Lived down the road from a porn vending machine
//Movies and magazines, right out on the street with the soda machines
 
2013-10-14 01:36:08 AM
How many of these girls turned out to be fat, 50YO men?

/Rule 30.
 
2013-10-14 02:43:21 AM

relaxitsjustme: Hey fellas, it's a smorgasbord!

[i108.photobucket.com image 670x316]


Ok..There has to be a story to this. And I would like to see the non-pixelated version of it.

/scoot over you guys..
 
2013-10-14 07:07:59 AM

Ryker's Peninsula: I think used panties from an underage prostitute from Fukushima could be kinda hot.


So... does that make you.. tick?
 
2013-10-14 07:23:04 AM

Smackledorfer: FrancoFile: Can you imagine how farked up the porn industry would be if the Germans and Japanese had won WWII?

Scheisseunterpantymachines?


Lederscheisseunterpantymachines
 
2013-10-14 08:16:39 AM
*brings out extra chairs*
 
2013-10-14 08:27:02 AM

dstanley: *brings out extra chairs*


Thanks . . . I was tired of standing.
 
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