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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Dying father keeps promise to daughter, stirs up record dust cloud   (cleveland.com) divider line 62
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2013-10-13 02:28:28 PM
Maybe it's just where I'm at in life, but this story made me cry. I'm not going to blame stupid dust bunnies.
 
2013-10-13 02:45:06 PM
I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.
 
2013-10-13 03:26:22 PM
"Somehow everything just fell into place for this date," Jean said. "It's almost like it was just meant to be."

So, dick cancer was meant to be?
 
2013-10-13 03:38:48 PM
Fark cancer, man.
 
2013-10-13 04:35:30 PM
Ah, man...wrenching.
 
2013-10-13 04:55:34 PM
FTA: telling his daughter he was just a small part of her day and warning she'd streak her makeup.

That did it for me. Normally i'm not too affected by airborne particles.
 
2013-10-13 04:55:47 PM
Nave.

/obligatory pedantic comment
 
2013-10-13 04:58:41 PM

syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.



I would have been disappointed if a comment like this didn't appear within the Boobiess... Thank you for keeping the internet alive...
 
2013-10-13 04:59:45 PM
Bet you the groom had to put up with a whole shiat ton of biatching that night: "He just had to be the center of attention, you'd think it was his day"
 
2013-10-13 05:02:34 PM
There is such a thing a weener cancer?
 
2013-10-13 05:02:43 PM

styckx: syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


I would have been disappointed if a comment like this didn't appear within the Boobiess... Thank you for keeping the internet alive...


I was mildly surprised it wasn't the Boobies. Fark must be mellowing with age...
 
2013-10-13 05:03:05 PM
They should keep that gurney, the daughter looks like she'll need it in a few years...
 
2013-10-13 05:04:17 PM

styckx: syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


I would have been disappointed if a comment like this didn't appear within the Boobiess... Thank you for keeping the internet alive...


No dust here for me.
I think it might be because the bride is obese.

Does that make me a bad person?
I feel bad for not feeling bad.
 
2013-10-13 05:06:05 PM
story aside that was the most f*ed up slide show it has been my displeasure to see in a long long time. and it's a freaking news site, not some clown's blog.
 
2013-10-13 05:13:26 PM
Father takes Hippo for a walk should of been the tittle.
 
2013-10-13 05:14:59 PM
Obviously the promise was not to keep her away from the buffet table.
 
2013-10-13 05:19:57 PM
You guys are awful. Chances are some of you will get cancer, and when you do, you won't be able to say you didn't deserve it.
 
2013-10-13 05:20:26 PM

Misconduc: Father takes Hippo for a walk should of been the tittle.


Ttroll faill. Ttry aggain.
 
2013-10-13 05:25:57 PM
A real man woulda put a motor on that thing.

/I keed
//cool style going out.
 
2013-10-13 05:26:56 PM
Alright....I um.....

Ouch. Feels.

/daddy's girl
 
2013-10-13 05:27:06 PM

someonelse: Misconduc: Father takes Hippo for a walk should of been the tittle.

Ttroll faill. Ttry aggain.


That pesky t has been nothing but a nuisance since it escaped his handle.  Still, I'm surprised you focus on that and not the abomination, "should of".  One might be a typo, the other is legitimate stupidity ripe for ridicule.
 
2013-10-13 05:32:41 PM
www.robotsandavatars.net
 
2013-10-13 05:34:10 PM
I lost my dad when i was 22. I met and got married 3 years later. He said that he would only pay for my wedding licence. when he passed i took 37 cents out of his pocket and kept it till the day I got my licence. i handed the clerk the 37 cents plus enough to make up the rest. So he kept his promise to me.

No matter how, daddy promises to his little girl are very important to keep.

God bless him for keeping his.
 
2013-10-13 05:37:04 PM

syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


Delightfully tasteless. Would larf again.
 
2013-10-13 05:42:45 PM
geeze, nothing real funny or smarmy to make light of this

/tough farker, good for him to have been able to keep his promise
 
2013-10-13 05:46:46 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: They should keep that gurney, the daughter looks like she'll need it in a few years...


There we are... Fark, you do not disappoint... First Inhuman comment goes to QA... congradulations!
 
2013-10-13 05:46:55 PM
"Related Stories:
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okaaay
 
2013-10-13 05:48:08 PM

syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


oops... my mistake... QA... I am sorry, but I must award you 2nd place... 1st place goes to syrnxx. Congradulations!
 
2013-10-13 05:48:22 PM

tarheel07: Delightfully tasteless. Would larf again.


I felt bad about leaving that comment but it was like taking the last piece of pizza at a buffet.  Someone else would've done it.  Like, probably, her.
 
2013-10-13 05:56:26 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.

oops... my mistake... QA... I am sorry, but I must award you 2nd place... 1st place goes to syrnxx. Congradulations!


Well I'm not giving back my 1st place ribbon, mister.
 
2013-10-13 06:03:20 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: They should keep that gurney, the daughter looks like she'll need it in a few years...


Give it 4-6 years when Diabetes sets in.
 
2013-10-13 06:07:06 PM

Misconduc: Father takes Hippo for a walk should of been the tittle.


i86.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-13 06:07:38 PM

syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


beauty
 
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2013-10-13 06:07:52 PM
Pretty sure this headline should have said  Dying father keeps promise to smokin hot daughter, stirs up record dust cloud.

/ftfy
 
2013-10-13 06:10:34 PM

Anthracite: I lost my dad when i was 22. I met and got married 3 years later. He said that he would only pay for my wedding licence. when he passed i took 37 cents out of his pocket and kept it till the day I got my licence. i handed the clerk the 37 cents plus enough to make up the rest. So he kept his promise to me.

No matter how, daddy promises to his little girl are very important to keep.

God bless him for keeping his.


Ok, that got to me more than the story did when I saw it on tv last night, that's some powerful dust you threw through the interwebs =)
 
2013-10-13 06:12:03 PM
Of course, fark the paramedics that actually took him to the church and brought him down the aisle, amirite?
 
2013-10-13 06:22:28 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: Quantum Apostrophe: They should keep that gurney, the daughter looks like she'll need it in a few years...

There we are... Fark, you do not disappoint... First Inhuman comment goes to QA... congradulations!


He's an idiot; did you expect anything less?
 
2013-10-13 06:30:37 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: They should keep that gurney, the daughter looks like she'll need it in a few years...


Nah, by then they'll just be able to 3D print a new one.  Or we'll have colonized space and nobody will need beds in 0g.
 
2013-10-13 06:34:16 PM
Cancer absolutely sucks.  Glad Daddy could make good on his promise.
 
2013-10-13 06:42:17 PM
Cancer is what makes me hope there isn't a god because then I'd have to hate him.
Stories like this one are what make me love humanity.

And the bonus is the grooms name: Saviour Angel.
 
2013-10-13 06:45:17 PM

Radak: "Somehow everything just fell into place for this date," Jean said. "It's almost like it was just meant to be."

So, dick cancer was meant to be?


I was ready to be all moved, but this put me back in my detached and aloof observatorium.

Thank you, good sir or madam.
 
2013-10-13 06:50:20 PM

syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


You forgot the obligatory fat white girl-marrying mexican...the rest of the dust was from the stampede caused by her 9 kids in the back.

/I know, I'm going to hell.  Don't care.
 
2013-10-13 06:50:48 PM

Curious: story aside that was the most f*ed up slide show it has been my displeasure to see in a long long time. and it's a freaking news site, not some clown's blog.


Ok, so it wasn't me...or my browser...or my hangover. I tried to scroll through each photo and it just puked all over itself. WTF. Can't we just have a simplified slide show? Please?
 
2013-10-13 07:28:17 PM
Yea, well, she's fat and she can lose weight.

Her dad, on the other hand, is farked.

I lost my awesome dad a few years ago to sudden surgical complications, so I just can't get amused at any snark in the thread. :(
 
2013-10-13 07:42:29 PM
"She went to the church and met with the pastor to measure dimensions and plan logistics. "

Damn right, the kaiju bride can't just stroll into a non-giant size accommodating place!

The man is a truly wonderful person, a great example of what a father can be. He loves his daughter so much that he doesn't care whether she's human or monster.
 
2013-10-13 07:48:27 PM

J. Frank Parnell: You guys are awful. Chances are some of you will get cancer, and when you do, you won't be able to say you didn't deserve it.


Chances are they won't get to see their plump cow daughters marry their farker boyfriends either.
 
2013-10-13 07:53:10 PM

GreenSun: "She went to the church and met with the pastor to measure dimensions and plan logistics. "

Damn right, the kaiju bride can't just stroll into a non-giant size accommodating place!

The man is a truly wonderful person, a great example of what a father can be. He loves his daughter so much that he doesn't care whether she's human or monster.


Now there's a band name!
 
2013-10-13 07:59:13 PM

syrynxx: I think the dust came from her hooves trampling the earth below.


Actually, Elephants have feet, not hooves
 
2013-10-13 07:59:23 PM
Kaiju Bride: Marry me?
Groom: Whoa, we're just friends! I just say hi to you all the time to be nice!
Kaiju Bride: My dad's gonna die soon and he wants to fulfill his dream of walking me down the aisle.
Groom: I'm so sorry... but I don't love you I can't just...
Kaiju Bride: A man is dying and you're so selfish! Just marry me! NOW!
Groom: Alright alright sheesh! I'm doing this for your dad ok!
Kaiju Bride: Good.
Groom: After the wedding and after he dies, we divorce and you don't get a penny from me. You also have to pay me $30,000 per year that we are married.
Kaiju Bride: ....no way!
Groom: No divorce and no money means no wedding.
Kaiju Bride: Fine alright.

This would make for some interesting movie lol!
 
2013-10-13 08:06:20 PM

DarthBart: Quantum Apostrophe: They should keep that gurney, the daughter looks like she'll need it in a few years...

Nah, by then they'll just be able to 3D print a new one.  Or we'll have colonized space and nobody will need beds in 0g.


See how easy and fun that was?
 
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