Mangoose: So that guy snarfing snickers bars down like air to live would be a great lover if he could get his dick out from under his fat folds?
Valiente: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
miss diminutive: Increased duration doesn't always equal enhanced satisfaction.See: roller coasters
Asphyxium: Chocolate enhances sexual endurance? I'll stick with cocaine.
LissaDances: miss diminutive: Increased duration doesn't always equal enhanced satisfaction.See: roller coastersI always get a kick out of guys who brag about going "all night long". Who the hell want's to have sex like that? Foreplay aside, 30 minutes of straight intercourse is more than enough, if the guy hasn't finished by then it's too bad because I'm shoving him off me.
Fade2black: Whenever I need to last longer, I just pop a painkiller....get high on an Oxy for about 15-20 minutes, and about 30-1 hour later when you go into the bedroom, you can last hours.When my wife gets me too worked up, some nights I last less than 5 minutes. On Oxy I can last over an hour. Sometimes I don't even come. Drives my wife nuts but I love it./True side effect of painkillers, look it up.//works with Vicodin and Percs too
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