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(Oregon Live)   Zoosk matches you up with your ideal date's favorite beer   (oregonlive.com) divider line 24
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2013-10-12 10:04:15 PM
Need staying power in your relationship? Find an ULTRA-LIGHT beer drinker.

These calorie counters prefer romantic evenings, like to talk about their life goals, and have been in the highest percentage of long-term relationships on average at 75%.
don't actually like beer.

Fixt.
 
2013-10-12 10:11:44 PM
Better to know in advance than after you're already on the date.

"I love this place, they've got a great selection of craft beers. Do you have a preference?"
"Oh, Coors Light is fine."
"CHECK PLEASE"
 
2013-10-12 10:34:50 PM
First date with my wife we both ordered micro-brews. We had num-nums that night so take that for what it is.
 
2013-10-13 01:26:59 AM
Holy superficial, stupid article Batman!
 
2013-10-13 01:29:00 AM
I have your car towed all the way to your house, and all you got for me is Lite beer?
 
2013-10-13 01:31:51 AM
What did I just read?
 
2013-10-13 01:33:21 AM
One bored night I put a bunch of stuff into Zoosk.  I couldn't convince it to stop suggesting music.

(Thank you, I'm severely prone to earworms when I focus on music so I tend to pick up new favorite tunes by ambient listening, so please stop suggesting bands I might like.)
 
2013-10-13 01:35:34 AM
Actually, that wasn't Zoosk, it was some other crappy website whose whole mission in life was to be nothing but Likes.  Then it would suggest other Likes.

My bad.
 
2013-10-13 01:40:00 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-10-13 01:47:57 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-13 02:16:17 AM
It told me I'm the type "axe wielding homicidal maniac". Which is total BS.

I never use a axe.
 
2013-10-13 02:30:48 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: First date with my wife we both ordered micro-brews. We had num-nums that night so take that for what it is.


First time I met my wife we were both part of a group waiting a day at a hotel before we got on a cruise ship. I ordered a Guinness at the bar, and she told the bartender "That sounds good. Pour one for me while your at it." We spent the cruise getting to know each other.

Pointy Tail of Satan: It told me I'm the type "axe wielding homicidal maniac". Which is total BS.

I never use a axe.


After my wife and I started dating long distance, the first time she flew out to see me she told me that her sister was all worried that I might be an axe murderer. I showed her my guns and told her "I never use an axe."
 
2013-10-13 02:59:50 AM
Useless without p values.
 
2013-10-13 03:03:05 AM
My girl doesn't drink beer.
 
2013-10-13 03:42:01 AM
FTA  "Need staying power in your relationship? Find an ULTRA-LIGHT beer drinker.
These calorie counters prefer romantic evenings, like to talk about their life goals, and have been in the highest percentage of long-term relationships on average at 75%.  Ultra-light beer drinkers are also the most likely to be self-proclaimed homebodies (37%).

Looking for a family-friendly date? Belly up to a LIGHT BEER drinker.
92% of light beer sippers are open to dating someone with kids, and 64% can be found spending time with family and friends on the weekend. Light beer drinkers are second only to ultra-brew drinkers when it comes to being in lasting relationships."


So women like to drink light and ultra-light beer, is what this is telling me. Now that I think about it, I'm trying to remember but for the life of me I can't recall any men I know drinking light beer. I assume some must do it, though. Maybe they just hide it or something.
 
2013-10-13 04:32:27 AM
I drink light beer and I got a wife. So, there ya go!

/proof
 
2013-10-13 05:10:22 AM
Don't drink beer if I don't have to.  First date with my wife I drank 4 bourbons.  She thought I was a drunk.
 
2013-10-13 05:34:43 AM
Looking for marriage? Hope your date orders a DOMESTIC beer!
Domestic beer drinkers are the most likely to be looking for marriage (20%).

So... only 20% of domestic beer drinkers are looking for marriage, and that is considered to be the group to be most interested in marriage. Man, marriage is even less popular than I thought among those on dating sites.

Or am I reading that wrong?
 
2013-10-13 07:11:45 AM
I`m allergic to beer. That must be why I`m single.

/it's not
 
2013-10-13 08:19:31 AM
Heineken? Fark that shiat! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
 
2013-10-13 08:31:34 AM

Belatryx: What did I just read?


A thinly-veiled ad for Zoosk.
 
2013-10-13 10:25:30 AM
Ying a ling a ling!
Yeungling!
Brrp
 
2013-10-13 11:20:11 AM
Isn't Zoosk one of the bounty hunters in Empire?
 
2013-10-13 12:04:43 PM
ZOOSK is the auto works

It's where they take all the cars that they hurt
 
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