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(LA Times)   Josh Marks of "Masterchef" fame uses a revolver to cook up something to die for   (latimes.com) divider line 35
    More: Sad, MasterChef, Josh Marks, incredible talent, Chicago's South Side, Chicago Police Department, Gordon Ramsay  
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2013-10-12 11:51:08 PM  
Wow, that's really too bad.  I liked him on Masterchef, he had a lot of potential.
 
2013-10-13 01:12:36 AM  
Wow, that's a dark headline
 
2013-10-13 01:20:26 AM  
I lol'd and now I hate myself :'(
 
2013-10-13 01:30:29 AM  
RIP, tall guy.
 
2013-10-13 01:34:33 AM  
RIP Master Chef

siliconsasquatch.com
 
2013-10-13 01:36:07 AM  
Who?
 
2013-10-13 01:38:50 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Respawn!
 
2013-10-13 01:39:04 AM  
I really need to stop feeling sorry for myself.  I enjoyed watching him on MasterChef--very sad that his troubles, whatever they were, were so overwhelming.  It puts mine into perspective, that's for sure.
 
2013-10-13 01:51:45 AM  

basemetal: Wow, that's really too bad.  I liked him on Masterchef, he had a lot of potential.




Yes, he was talented, and seemed like a good natured guy.
 
2013-10-13 01:54:27 AM  
Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.
 
2013-10-13 01:57:00 AM  
dvdmedia.ign.com


subby?
 
2013-10-13 02:03:59 AM  
And to think, he already went through hell once on MasterChef...
 
2013-10-13 02:05:05 AM  
...and now he's back to cooking.
 
2013-10-13 02:14:00 AM  
Should have cooked himself into a wellington.
 
2013-10-13 02:29:57 AM  

Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.



I just came onto this thread to note the 'tarded use of 'jag-off'.

I don't actually care to be honest but I like to tell people I don't care nonetheless. I just don't care to know what a 'jag-off' is. I really don't.
 
2013-10-13 02:49:56 AM  
So he was a Marks man?
 
2013-10-13 05:07:05 AM  
FTFA  "....where he lost to blind competitor Christine Ha."

Yeah, I'd probably kill myself, too.

/Aisle seat, please.
 
2013-10-13 05:22:54 AM  

Frothy Panties: FTFA  "....where he lost to blind competitor Christine Ha."

Yeah, I'd probably kill myself, too.

/Aisle seat, please.


To be fair, she was such a ringer. She didn't do any of her own plating, and a good amount of her actual cooking was done by an assistant. It was pc, affirmative action in play. She did half the work, but was given total consideration. She was the pity win. Sad story, blind with a dead mom. Good for ratings.
 
2013-10-13 05:48:14 AM  

GungFu: Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


I just came onto this thread to note the 'tarded use of 'jag-off'.

I don't actually care to be honest but I like to tell people I don't care nonetheless. I just don't care to know what a 'jag-off' is. I really don't.


I guess it's like "jerk-off" or "jack-off", but his mom might see it, so he has to curb his language. That, or it could be a musket cleaning contest
 
2013-10-13 07:36:37 AM  
When I go, I hope to receive condolances from one potato, two potato.
 
2013-10-13 07:58:26 AM  

Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


Thanks for alerting us to your awesomeness.

/dickweed
 
2013-10-13 07:58:48 AM  
Where is Crazy Amy in the Ramsey death pool?
 
2013-10-13 08:21:01 AM  

robohobo: Frothy Panties: FTFA  "....where he lost to blind competitor Christine Ha."

Yeah, I'd probably kill myself, too.

/Aisle seat, please.

To be fair, she was such a ringer. She didn't do any of her own plating, and a good amount of her actual cooking was done by an assistant. It was pc, affirmative action in play. She did half the work, but was given total consideration. She was the pity win. Sad story, blind with a dead mom. Good for ratings.


And she was only partially blind.
 
2013-10-13 09:19:55 AM  
Great googly moogly...

cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2013-10-13 09:22:03 AM  

GungFu: Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


I just came onto this thread to note the 'tarded use of 'jag-off'.

I don't actually care to be honest but I like to tell people I don't care nonetheless. I just don't care to know what a 'jag-off' is. I really don't.


It probably means that the commenter is a Pittsburgher.
 
2013-10-13 10:04:13 AM  
Insert Ramsay yelling at him for a sloppy suicide...
 
2013-10-13 10:35:04 AM  

robohobo: To be fair, she was such a ringer


Did anyone else read that as "he was such a n*&^er?"
 
2013-10-13 10:52:12 AM  

Mega Steve: GungFu: Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


I just came onto this thread to note the 'tarded use of 'jag-off'.

I don't actually care to be honest but I like to tell people I don't care nonetheless. I just don't care to know what a 'jag-off' is. I really don't.

I guess it's like "jerk-off" or "jack-off", but his mom might see it, so he has to curb his language. That, or it could be a musket cleaning contest


Based on Pesci impressions and my grandma, I always thought "jagoff" was a popular polack thing.
 
2013-10-13 11:00:16 AM  

GungFu: Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


I just came onto this thread to note the 'tarded use of 'jag-off'.

I don't actually care to be honest but I like to tell people I don't care nonetheless. I just don't care to know what a 'jag-off' is. I really don't.


It's a Chicago thing . They say jag-off instead of jerk off or jack off .
 
2013-10-13 11:22:08 AM  
FTFA "All of us at MasterChef, Shine America, One Potato, Two Potato and Fox are incredibly saddened by the news of Josh Marks' passing. He was a wonderful person and an incredible talent. Our hearts and prayers go out to his family and friends."

Whoever wrote this should be fired.  Promptly.
 
2013-10-13 12:36:08 PM  

gingerjet: FTFA "All of us at MasterChef, Shine America, One Potato, Two Potato and Fox are incredibly saddened by the news of Josh Marks' passing. He was a wonderful person and an incredible talent. Our hearts and prayers go out to his family and friends."

Whoever wrote this should be fired.  Promptly.


What's wrong with that sentence? Unless you mean the employees at those companies don't actually care but in reality nobody except for his close family and friends do either.
 
2013-10-13 01:06:16 PM  

gingerjet: FTFA "All of us at MasterChef, Shine America, One Potato, Two Potato and Fox are incredibly saddened by the news of Josh Marks' passing. He was a wonderful person and an incredible talent. Our hearts and prayers go out to his family and friends."

Whoever wrote this should be fired.  Promptly.


You should google some of those things before calling for somebody's job.
 
2013-10-13 01:31:05 PM  

Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


Most people don't know - or care - who you are, either.  Stay classy.
 
2013-10-13 09:19:28 PM  

Bslim: Masterchef whaaaaaaa?

I have no idea who this jag-off was.


Then shut up and f*ck off. You'll never even be as successful as he was, how does that feel?

RIP, gentle giant.
 
2013-10-14 11:05:56 AM  
Guess he went from MasterChef to Hell's Kitchen...

(yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.jpg)


/Sad. I love the show, wanted him to win...
 
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