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(joeforamerica.com)   Joe The Plumber: 'Wanting A White Republican President Doesn't Make You Racist,' It 'Makes You American', is this mic on?   (joeforamerica.com) divider line 154
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2013-10-12 06:04:13 PM  
Real Amerrrrrican Heeeeeero!
 
2013-10-12 06:09:52 PM  
Silly man. Never say it OUTLOUD.
 
2013-10-12 06:11:46 PM  
So he really is a skinhead. Shocking.
 
2013-10-12 06:12:50 PM  
His reasoning is absurd:

A bunch of people said a bunch of things that weren't racist and no one called them racist, but if I say just sever hundred racist things all the sudden I'm the racist. How does that make sense?
 
2013-10-12 06:16:31 PM  
Has he stopped beating the women willing to have sex with him?
 
2013-10-12 06:23:46 PM  
I like him for VP when Palin runs in 2016. Hillary wouldn't stand a chance.
 
2013-10-12 06:44:03 PM  
Okay, this is the second time I've seen this line of reasoning in the last few hours. The first time was from a redlit submission written by a black guy who was actually proud to be a mouth breather like this guy.

What the hell is going on?!
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-10-12 06:49:19 PM  
I like the guy in the comments section who has a pic of Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud.

Now that's how you troll.
 
2013-10-12 06:50:27 PM  

HawgWild: Okay, this is the second time I've seen this line of reasoning in the last few hours. The first time was from a redlit submission written by a black guy who was actually proud to be a mouth breather like this guy.

What the hell is going on?!


Thank god I'm not going crazy!
 
2013-10-12 06:55:01 PM  

NewportBarGuy: HawgWild: Okay, this is the second time I've seen this line of reasoning in the last few hours. The first time was from a redlit submission written by a black guy who was actually proud to be a mouth breather like this guy.

What the hell is going on?!

Thank god I'm not going crazy!


Maybe we both are!

Or ... but, no ... I mean ...

What if everyone ELSE is going crazy and you and I ... *gasp* ... you and I are THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE LEFT?!
 
2013-10-12 07:01:04 PM  

HawgWild: What if everyone ELSE is going crazy and you and I ... *gasp* ... you and I are THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE LEFT?!


I refer you to this:

The Cavalrymen's Poem

Halfway down the trail to Hell,
In a shady meadow green
Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped,
Near a good old-time canteen.
And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddlers' Green.
Marching past, straight through to Hell
The Infantry are seen.
Accompanied by the Engineers,
Artillery and Marines,
For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
Dismount at Fiddlers' Green.
Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene.
No trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he's emptied his canteen.
And so rides back to drink again
With friends at Fiddlers' Green.
And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers' Green.

 
2013-10-12 07:16:20 PM  
Two years left on a six-year term, might as well drop any pretense and come right out and say it.

/Did anyone really NOT think that he would go there eventually?!?
 
2013-10-12 07:17:23 PM  
Eight year term.  Damn scotch.
 
2013-10-12 07:17:52 PM  

NewportBarGuy: HawgWild: What if everyone ELSE is going crazy and you and I ... *gasp* ... you and I are THE ONLY SANE PEOPLE LEFT?!

I refer you to this:

The Cavalrymen's Poem

Halfway down the trail to Hell,
In a shady meadow green
Are the Souls of all dead troopers camped,
Near a good old-time canteen.
And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddlers' Green.
Marching past, straight through to Hell
The Infantry are seen.
Accompanied by the Engineers,
Artillery and Marines,
For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
Dismount at Fiddlers' Green.
Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene.
No trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he's emptied his canteen.
And so rides back to drink again
With friends at Fiddlers' Green.
And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers' Green.


Counter same point.
 
2013-10-12 07:18:34 PM  
No1shouldcurr
 
2013-10-12 07:30:04 PM  
Why are some white people so obviously racist asshats as to openly rationalize their mistaken thinking?

/Dude is such an embarrassment to our race.
 
2013-10-12 07:35:40 PM  
The alternative would be to not make racially-based criticisms of the President and his policies. But I suppose that would be too difficult and time consuming.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-12 07:36:58 PM  
Another great moment in Republican outreach.
 
2013-10-12 07:41:29 PM  
Who?
 
2013-10-12 07:46:15 PM  
Are we back to Real Americanstm and fake Americans?

Cool. 'Cause I missed that.
 
2013-10-12 07:47:05 PM  
As a Republican, let me say, with deepest conviction and from the bottom of my heart:

GO FARK YOURSELF, WURZELBACHER, YOU COCK!
 
2013-10-12 07:47:23 PM  
I love the picture he paints of conservatives just sitting back and being all chill when liberals were tearing apart Bush the Younger from '01-08.
 
2013-10-12 07:51:25 PM  

namegoeshere: Are we back to Real Americanstm and fake Americans?

Cool. 'Cause I missed that.


It never left. They just couched it in different terms (e.g. "47%") for a year.
 
2013-10-12 07:51:37 PM  
One of the funnier things i heard in a while was a guy saying that since the population is 3/4 white minorities are 25 percent over represented in the white house.  Of course he was a black comedian so everyone laughed.
 
2013-10-12 07:52:04 PM  
So did he ever pay his taxes and become a licensed plumber?
 
2013-10-12 07:52:50 PM  

NewportBarGuy: HawgWild: Okay, this is the second time I've seen this line of reasoning in the last few hours. The first time was from a redlit submission written by a black guy who was actually proud to be a mouth breather like this guy.

What the hell is going on?!

Thank god I'm not going crazy!


It was probably a talking point on Rush/Hannity/Levin/Beck today or yesterday. If so be prepared to see it around a lot in the next week.
 
2013-10-12 07:53:45 PM  
Consider that nobody is ever accused of being racist for disagreeing with white presidents.

Disagreeing with Obama? I do that all the time. Not racist.

Saying you would prefer a Republican president over a Democratic president? Also not racist.

Saying that you want a white president over a black president?

Oh yeah, that's racist as all farking get out.

Claiming that believing that isn't being racist but merely being a Real MurricanTM is pants-on-head derptarded.
 
2013-10-12 07:54:28 PM  

PainInTheASP: Two years left on a six-year term, might as well drop any pretense and come right out and say it.

/Did anyone really NOT think that he would go there eventually?!?


A clear explanation of the situation
 
2013-10-12 07:55:00 PM  

HawgWild: Okay, this is the second time I've seen this line of reasoning in the last few hours. The first time was from a redlit submission written by a black guy who was actually proud to be a mouth breather like this guy.

What the hell is going on?!


If the black guy you're referring to is Kevin Jackson, then he's the blogger who actually wrote the original article. Joe just copied and pasted it to his site.

So not only is he a racist, he's a lazy racist who can't even write his own material.
 
2013-10-12 07:56:20 PM  
a.abcnews.com

See, he's not racist! You are the racist one for pointing that !
 
2013-10-12 07:56:47 PM  
I wonder if he had some freedom fries with lunch?
 
2013-10-12 07:57:33 PM  
fark John McCain for giving us this guy and Sarah Palin both in the same campaign season.
 
2013-10-12 07:58:34 PM  
You know we've sunk low as a country when pretend plumbers get to opine publicly about what they think of our country's political situation.  That said, if he really believes the United States needs a white Republican President because doing so "makes you an American", he might want to go get fitted for those Klan robes now, so he'll have them by 2016.
 
2013-10-12 08:00:03 PM  

Skyrmion: fark John McCain for giving us this guy and Sarah Palin both in the same campaign season.


Kind of proves the slippery slope theory. One hell of a lot of Derp followed behind those two.
 
2013-10-12 08:00:35 PM  

Skyrmion: fark John McCain for giving us this guy and Sarah Palin both in the same campaign season.


I sure hope it didn't mark the beginning of the end for the GOP.
 
2013-10-12 08:01:22 PM  

www.lifeofandroid.com



www.filmbuffonline.com

 
2013-10-12 08:02:14 PM  

AirForceVet: Why are some white people so obviously racist asshats as to openly rationalize their mistaken thinking?

/Dude is such an embarrassment to our species.


Fixed.
 
2013-10-12 08:03:05 PM  

Coco LaFemme: You know we've sunk low as a country when pretend plumbers get to opine publicly about what they think of our country's political situation.  That said, if he really believes the United States needs a white Republican President because doing so "makes you an American", he might want to go get fitted for those Klan robes now, so he'll have them by 2016.


This is actually a good thing.  The more open and loud they are about their regressive attitudes, the more the independents run from them.
 
2013-10-12 08:03:27 PM  
This guy thought he had a chance to take the district formed by gerrymandering Dennis Kucinich's and Marcy Kaptur's districts.

This guy is a moron.
 
2013-10-12 08:04:00 PM  
"I'm not racist, I have a black friend."
 
2013-10-12 08:04:12 PM  
In the pre-black president era, criticizing the president was simply the American thing to do. An exercise of one's First Amendment right.

No Joe. From 2001-2008 the Republicans considered it unpatriotic and tantamount to treason to criticize the president.
 
2013-10-12 08:04:47 PM  
Oh, I was so happy having forgotten this asshole existed.
 
2013-10-12 08:06:16 PM  
The guy who wrote this is a black Republican.  It's still a stupid article but Joe didn't write it.
 
2013-10-12 08:06:56 PM  

thamike: [www.lifeofandroid.com image 580x320]

[www.filmbuffonline.com image 550x234]


Subtle. And spot-on :)
 
2013-10-12 08:08:52 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Oh, I was so happy having forgotten this asshole existed.


It's just another thing we can all line up to cockpunch John McCain for.  As bad as Joe the not-at-all-real Plumber is, he doesn't hold a candle to Torquemada with Tits.
 
2013-10-12 08:12:29 PM  

djkutch: I like him for VP when Palin runs in 2016. Hillary wouldn't stand a chance.


...of losing.
 
2013-10-12 08:14:10 PM  

AirForceVet: Why are some white people so obviously racist asshats as to openly rationalize their mistaken thinking?

/ our race.


Our race?
 Oh, you must mean the human race because that is the only one there is.
the concept of "race" is a fallacy.
 
2013-10-12 08:14:37 PM  
What's filled with blood, useless, and known to be hanging around assholes?

Joe the Plumber.
 
2013-10-12 08:18:25 PM  
Once again, the guy who wrote the original editorial is here.  The submitter is either a doofus or trolling you.
 
2013-10-12 08:19:47 PM  
Bill Clinton was white, but did that ever shut you rightards up?
 
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