Mister Peejay: How well does he play pinball?
lordargent: Not like he has anything better to do.// if I didn't have to work, I would be straight up good too.// voice of reality
Quantum Apostrophe: So, um, how does one masturbate in such a case?
ZeroCorpse: While it's cool that he's good at something despite his disability, I still don't understand how being good at a FPS is any sort of life accomplishment. Some guys take it so damned seriously. Their frag count seems to be some sort of badge of honor, and I really don't get it. In the end, you're talking about being good at playing cops & robbers on a computer./Beating Battletoads is an accomplishment, though, simply because it shows ridiculous dedication to the impossible.
Lando Lincoln: That would be totally relevant if it were 2009.
Thunderboy: Like most competitive gamers, it seems he might be dick:
Fark_Guy_Rob: Most people aren't good at anything.
Electrify: I still cannot comprehend how it remains one of the most played games on Steam. Every few years I'll start playing again just because, but I'll end up leaving because of cheaters, lag, general sucking, and how most of the time winning a shootout depends on luck no matter how tight your shot bursts are./also hate how you have to wait till the end of the round to play again//COD may be burned out, but it is several times more playable than CS
Fade2black: Lando Lincoln: That would be totally relevant if it were 2009.New Counter Strike came out last year. Enjoy your N word fueled trollfest over on the B4 servers.
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