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(The Epoch Times)   Subby logged in using Drew's fingerprint just to bring you this shocking report   ( theepochtimes.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, fingerprints, Baidu, video clip, Jiangsu Province, Nanjing  
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2013-10-12 12:05:09 PM  
This is why retina scans are better.

Harder and more expensive to do, but better.
 
2013-10-12 12:35:09 PM  
FYI, that wasn't his fingerprint.
 
2013-10-12 12:41:28 PM  

whistleridge: This is why retina scans are better.

Harder and more expensive to do, but better.


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2013-10-12 04:08:07 PM  

whistleridge: This is why retina scans are better.

Harder and more expensive to do, but better.


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2013-10-12 04:15:11 PM  
That's why I used a nipple print to lock my phone. I leave fingerprints everywhere, but nipple prints very few places.
 
2013-10-12 04:24:43 PM  

GWSuperfan: That's why I used a nipple print to lock my phone. I leave fingerprints everywhere, but nipple prints very few places.


Really? I am so very sorry for you.
 
2013-10-12 05:11:33 PM  
I thought the biometrics data used by the iPhone went beyond the basic fingerprint itself, which is why nipples and frenuli work - would a cheap silicone kit like the ones in TFA not work in that case?
 
2013-10-12 05:42:17 PM  
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2013-10-13 12:27:21 PM  
Mythbusters did this a long time ago.
 
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