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(Western Producer)   Actual headline: "Beer solves guys' problems". Beer: is there anything it can't do?   (producer.com) divider line 24
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2013-10-12 12:45:31 PM  
You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
 
2013-10-12 12:47:20 PM  
Make you stop f*cking ugly people?
 
2013-10-12 01:26:27 PM  

thamike: Make you stop f*cking ugly people?


Drink enough you won't be able to

/might not stop you from trying, though
 
2013-10-12 01:27:13 PM  
I for one have both received and given very meaningful and well thought out advice over a few beers with my buddies.
 
2013-10-12 01:58:19 PM  
it caused his problems in the first place.
 
2013-10-12 03:49:48 PM  
it can't run the latest games in 4k.

/doom runs just fine
 
2013-10-12 03:56:04 PM  

thamike: Make you stop f*cking ugly people?


Ive never went to bed with an ugly person. Now Ive woken up next to a few...
 
2013-10-12 03:59:09 PM  
Improve your driving?
 
2013-10-12 03:59:10 PM  
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
 
2013-10-12 04:13:44 PM  
Get my driver's license back?
 
2013-10-12 04:16:49 PM  

DeathByGeekSquad: Improve your driving?


I do feel like I drive better when I've had a few.

/Only at home while playing a driving game.
//I do not drive in real life.
 
2013-10-12 04:19:06 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.



What does this mean? Is this an inside joke?
 
2013-10-12 04:44:55 PM  
This is closest Fark article to my hometown yet. The beer is good.

/Brandon
 
2013-10-12 04:46:02 PM  
"Here we are, on the Canadian Prairies, where we grow the best malt barley in the world, but then we ship it all over the world so other people can make beer and sell it back to Canadians," Lawrence said.
"Generations of us grew up thinking that the farmer's role in life was to grow as many bushels of wheat and raise as many pounds of beef as we possibly can. But that whole plan ignores profit.
"We decided to build our own profit. Farmery Beer is definitely a value added project. That's what drives us every day."


Bootstrappy? Inventive? Outside the box? Whatever it is, I like it.
 
2013-10-12 04:50:33 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-12 05:14:34 PM  
Beer has allowed me to be taken advantage of by various fat chicks.
The next morning, beer has allowed me to drink away the shame.
 
2013-10-12 05:51:21 PM  
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2013-10-12 06:12:38 PM  

mjjt: [i42.tinypic.com image 465x366]


Let's be honest. That's all happiness ever really is, no matter how it's obtained.
 
2013-10-12 06:59:02 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: "Here we are, on the Canadian Prairies, where we grow the best malt barley in the world, but then we ship it all over the world so other people can make beer and sell it back to Canadians," Lawrence said.
"Generations of us grew up thinking that the farmer's role in life was to grow as many bushels of wheat and raise as many pounds of beef as we possibly can. But that whole plan ignores profit.
"We decided to build our own profit. Farmery Beer is definitely a value added project. That's what drives us every day."

Bootstrappy? Inventive? Outside the box? Whatever it is, I like it.


Maybe entrepreneurial?  Definitely genius.

It does appear that they only brew a lager at this point.  They need to get a Farmhouse Ale.
 
2013-10-12 07:01:15 PM  

dywed88: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.


Came to say this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-12 07:57:06 PM  
Beer got me most of the way there. Bourbon took me over the goal line.
 
2013-10-12 11:33:15 PM  
At least the put the apostrophe in the right place.
 
2013-10-13 03:57:39 AM  
bottlecaps.typepad.com
 
2013-10-13 04:14:05 AM  

talkertopc: DeathByGeekSquad: Improve your driving?

I do feel like I drive better when I've had a few.


So, a couple weeks ago, waiting for the taxi after the Tucson Beer Festival, the wife suggested that we hop in the car and just drive home. I actually considered it for a moment, reasoning "Yeah, I'm not at peak, but I should be able to get home OK," followed immediately by "Ah, but if I think I'm not too drunk to drive, I'm probably too drunk to drive, and I'm definitely too drunk to pass the sobriety test by one of the likely entire TPD force down here tonight."

/ Plus we got a ride from this guy
 
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