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(Mirror.co.uk)   This ones for the ladies (or guys, NTTAWWT): This is what a 45-year-old wolverine looks like when one keeps himself svelte   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2013-10-12 01:23:30 PM  
Just wait until he hits 46.

/46
 
2013-10-12 01:32:44 PM  
Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.
 
2013-10-12 01:35:56 PM  
News at 11. Homosexuals keep in shape.
 
2013-10-12 01:43:05 PM  
Now check out some pictures of his wife.
 
2013-10-12 01:43:20 PM  

theflatline: News at 11. Homosexuals keep in shape.


Nice try.
 
2013-10-12 01:52:13 PM  
He must work out.
 
mhd
2013-10-12 01:55:58 PM  
Bro, do you even snikt?
 
2013-10-12 01:56:16 PM  
Just saw him in "Movie 43". Wasn't that bad of a movie and I thought his neck balls was kind of funny.
 
2013-10-12 02:03:31 PM  
I am checking out the pictures without a shirt on so i am NOT getting a kick...


/ :(
 
2013-10-12 02:08:13 PM  

foo monkey: Now check out some pictures of his wife.


I find it far hotter that he's managed to be with her for 20+ years.  I walked in on my wife watching the Oprah interview and his wife showed up, he just started beaming.  I can't think of another down to earth guy than Hugh.

That being said...the list is very short.  But I told my wife I'd go ghey for Jackman.  I think it's the accent.
 
2013-10-12 02:20:08 PM  
Dude probably hasn't drank a total of a six pack in years. I feel bad for him. Then again, I could use a few more million in the bank and a few less six packs of beer.
 
2013-10-12 02:21:45 PM  
when I saw the word 'wolverine' , I thought it was someone from the cast of Red Dawn, then my mind went to thinking there was a joke about Patrick Swayze in there somewhere
 
2013-10-12 02:30:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-12 02:49:07 PM  
I bet those muscles are just 3D printed.
 
2013-10-12 03:10:00 PM  
Svelte? He's got those gross veins and shiat.
 
2013-10-12 04:19:19 PM  

theflatline: News at 11. Homosexuals keep in shape.


Enough about you, we're reading about Hugh Jackman.
 
2013-10-12 04:27:14 PM  
i29.photobucket.com


yeah i'm just hatin
 
2013-10-12 05:22:11 PM  
...And when one has the right genetics, a personal trainer, a dietitian, and millions of dollars with no need to do a normal job.
 
2013-10-12 05:54:01 PM  
from the  article the average rugby player bench presses approx 315 pounds? the average?
 
2013-10-12 06:15:20 PM  
He is on the short list of men my husband knows I would ravish if given the opportunity (Mike Rowe is on it too).
 
2013-10-12 06:23:56 PM  
I've had my upper body looking pretty close to that good. I still couldn't get anywhere with the wimmens. There's still my face (and my personality). But good for Hugh.
 
2013-10-12 06:29:11 PM  

bulok: [i29.photobucket.com image 490x315]


yeah i'm just hatin


You know, it took me a few minutes to notice the faces, LOL!
 
2013-10-12 06:33:57 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-12 06:39:45 PM  

foo monkey: Now check out some pictures of his wife.


And?
 
2013-10-12 07:01:17 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I am checking out the pictures without a shirt on so i am NOT getting a kick...


Then put a shirt on for fark's sake.
 
2013-10-12 08:11:09 PM  

ZeroCorpse: ...And when one has the right genetics, a personal trainer, a dietitian, and millions of dollars with no need to do a normal job.


I hate to break it to you, but personal trainers only do so much. Anytime a celebrity says they are built due to a personal trainer, they're full of it.

He's on dat dere cell tech, if you get me
 
2013-10-12 08:13:25 PM  

Repo Man: I've had my upper body looking pretty close to that good. I still couldn't get anywhere with the wimmens. There's still my face (and my personality). But good for Hugh.


So you had chicken legs? Women like guys with built legs. It gives you a nice butt
 
2013-10-12 08:42:45 PM  
Don't forget he can sing like a bird, too. The guy is just phenomenal.
 
2013-10-12 08:49:59 PM  

machoprogrammer: Repo Man: I've had my upper body looking pretty close to that good. I still couldn't get anywhere with the wimmens. There's still my face (and my personality). But good for Hugh.

So you had chicken legs? Women like guys with built legs. It gives you a nice butt




No, I rode my bicycle everywhere, and put in many more miles to get ready for racing and century rides. It was (and still is) the other two things.
 
2013-10-12 09:31:46 PM  

Repo Man: machoprogrammer: Repo Man: I've had my upper body looking pretty close to that good. I still couldn't get anywhere with the wimmens. There's still my face (and my personality). But good for Hugh.

So you had chicken legs? Women like guys with built legs. It gives you a nice butt

No, I rode my bicycle everywhere, and put in many more miles to get ready for racing and century rides. It was (and still is) the other two things.


What's wrong with your personality? I can mail you a paper bag with two holes in it for your face.
 
2013-10-12 09:35:08 PM  
www.peterpalms.com
What a 45 year old wolverine might look like.....
 
2013-10-12 10:23:27 PM  
Beefy muscles + perfect amount of chest hair. Oh my. Only Mike Rowe does it better. All hot and sweaty and warm from being in the sun at Shark Week wearin nothin but a little pair of swim trunks.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-10-12 10:52:50 PM  
RAWR.
 
2013-10-12 11:12:27 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Beefy muscles + perfect amount of chest hair. Oh my. Only Mike Rowe does it better. All hot and sweaty and warm from being in the sun at Shark Week wearin nothin but a little pair of swim trunks.

I'll be in my bunk.


These are middle-aged men. They'll still fart in their sleep and nap in the afternoon, cartoon muscles and all.
 
2013-10-12 11:22:12 PM  
The poster boy for HGH.
 
2013-10-12 11:24:52 PM  

spacemanjones: The poster boy for HGH.


Troll harder.
 
2013-10-13 12:06:26 AM  

mhd: Bro, do you even snikt?


Haha, ok that's funny.
 
2013-10-13 09:42:06 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Anne.Uumellmahaye: Beefy muscles + perfect amount of chest hair. Oh my. Only Mike Rowe does it better. All hot and sweaty and warm from being in the sun at Shark Week wearin nothin but a little pair of swim trunks.

I'll be in my bunk.

These are middle-aged men. They'll still fart in their sleep and nap in the afternoon, cartoon muscles and all.


No one said anything about gettin hitched. They'll need that rest after I'm done with them.
 
2013-10-13 03:32:07 PM  
Very likely "keeping in shape" means HGH and/or TRT. If not now, soon, dudes pushing and going past 50 don't look like that without help
 
2013-10-13 04:05:44 PM  
I'm 56 and my body looks pretty much exactly like his.  Diet and exercise only - no HGH or TRT.

I was out for my daily walk the other day and some woman was walking towards me; as she passed, she said  "You need to go to Hollywood!"  That made my day.  :)
 
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