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(New Musical Express)   Lady Gaga unveils her new single, Rhymes with Penis   ( nme.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Lady Gaga, Art Pop, verses, iTunes Festival, T.I.  
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6370 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Oct 2013 at 2:14 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-12 10:31:40 AM  
CLENIS!

(checks link)

Sigh...
 
2013-10-12 11:42:15 AM  
Mick?
 
2013-10-12 12:26:41 PM  
I doubt it will be better than the Bananarama version.
 
2013-10-12 12:37:08 PM  
Mulva?
 
2013-10-12 01:03:13 PM  
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-10-12 02:17:01 PM  
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-12 02:22:30 PM  
www.insideedition.com

Unamused.

/probably still pissed off at the Shocking Blue too
 
2013-10-12 02:25:18 PM  
Penis does not rhyme with Venus.
 
2013-10-12 02:34:46 PM  

Majick Thise: CLENIS!

(checks link)

Sigh...


You know you've been on Fark too long when THAT is your first thought.

/was my first thought
 
2013-10-12 02:35:52 PM  
Intravenous?
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-12 02:42:11 PM  
www.maximumpc.com
 
2013-10-12 02:44:14 PM  
www.zawaj.com

Fetus?
 
2013-10-12 02:48:18 PM  

Clutch2013: Majick Thise: CLENIS!

(checks link)

Sigh...

You know you've been on Fark too long when THAT is your first thought.

/was my first thought


My first thought too.  Duet with Chyna?
 
2013-10-12 03:02:56 PM  
Better than unveils her new penis, rhymes with single, I suppose.
 
2013-10-12 03:19:06 PM  

ten foiled hats: Better than unveils her new penis, rhymes with single, I suppose.


Pringle?
 
2013-10-12 03:39:43 PM  
WENUS?

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-12 03:54:42 PM  

Majick Thise: CLENIS!

(checks link)

Sigh...


Done in one

Come and get my brocolli stalk big boy

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-12 04:34:52 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-12 05:27:18 PM  
Still no song called schmenis. Sigh.
 
2013-10-12 05:55:23 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-12 06:22:24 PM  
blogs.westword.com
DOLORES!
 
2013-10-12 06:30:38 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-10-12 07:02:10 PM  
It's Penis isn't it?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-12 07:23:50 PM  
www.dentalavon.com

Hygienists?
 
2013-10-12 07:54:26 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Majick Thise: CLENIS!

(checks link)

Sigh...

Done in one

Come and get my brocolli stalk big boy


They leave it unpainted

/A friend told me...
 
2013-10-12 08:11:03 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-12 09:38:10 PM  
Orange?
 
2013-10-12 10:22:24 PM  

skinink: Orange?


Nurple!
 
2013-10-12 11:34:15 PM  
 
2013-10-12 11:52:40 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Majick Thise: CLENIS!

(checks link)

Sigh...

Done in one

Come and get my brocolli stalk big boy

[i.imgur.com image 300x199]


I remember the good old days when the Clenis was Bill Clinton's penis.
 
2013-10-12 11:59:19 PM  

Vertdang: [blogs.westword.com image 434x351]
DOLORES!


Thank you
 
2013-10-13 12:10:10 AM  
I'd forgotten about her until this link. Thanks a lot, Fark.
 
2013-10-13 12:16:24 AM  
Can anyone tell me why her 'releasing the name of the songs on her album' is...news? Even by 'not news' standards, what the hell?

I'd suggest it was a paid link, but that 'story' was so shiatty no one would have wasted their farking advertising budget on it.

OMG HER NEW ALBUM HAS SONGS! And those songs? They have NAMES!!!
 
2013-10-13 12:24:04 AM  

kroonermanblack: Can anyone tell me why her 'releasing the name of the songs on her album' is...news? Even by 'not news' standards, what the hell?

I'd suggest it was a paid link, but that 'story' was so shiatty no one would have wasted their farking advertising budget on it.

OMG HER NEW ALBUM HAS SONGS! And those songs? They have NAMES!!!


You just don't understand how daring and avante garde and shocking she is.
 
2013-10-13 12:46:34 AM  
With Miley out there attention whoring I'd all but forgotten about this fake wreck.

Welcometofark.jpg

I know i know
 
2013-10-13 12:48:23 AM  
i1238.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-13 08:26:57 AM  
news.kjosy.com
 
2013-10-13 09:37:49 AM  
Denis?
 
2013-10-13 09:49:45 AM  
A full page reload for each image? Umm, no. EABOD's nme.com.
 
2013-10-13 11:01:42 AM  
She's got it! Yeah baby, she's got it.
 
2013-10-13 11:10:34 AM  
Inquiring minds want to know if the spray bottle is shaped like a golf ball dimpler or not.
 
2013-10-13 01:01:25 PM  
She's so creative. Or something.
 
2013-10-13 01:04:46 PM  
 
2013-10-13 07:27:06 PM  
And the proMadonna butthurt keeps rolling.  Impressive.
 
2013-10-13 07:44:44 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
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