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(CTV News)   Quebec government tells doctors to stop doing virginity tests   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 8
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2013-10-12 12:33:12 PM
9 votes:
There's lots of ways to cheat those tests, especially if you're anal about it.
2013-10-12 01:11:52 PM
3 votes:
You know, I would expect this out of a third world, Sharia law following country like Saudi Arabia or Texas.

But out of Canada?
2013-10-12 03:07:26 PM
2 votes:
There is a simple, non-intrusive virginity test. Just ask the patient the following questions :

!- Are you a Trekkie?
2- Do you spend more than eight hours a day playing games on the computer?
3-Do you listen to ABBA?
4- Would you rather read a science text book than seek contact from other human beings?
5- Do you wear thick glasses.

If the patient answers yes to three out of the five, they are a virgin and will remain a virgin for the rest of their lives.
2013-10-12 10:44:57 PM
1 votes:
If my white ass asked a girl for a virginity test, then the entire female population of my town would line up to cock-punch me.

How come the brown people get a free pass? Isn't the whole treating people differently based on their colour racism?
2013-10-12 05:35:17 PM
1 votes:
Came hoping for "hot dog down the hall" gif.

Left disappointed...
2013-10-12 03:32:15 PM
1 votes:
I guess this means that Quebec is officially "out" of virgins. (rimshot)

The RCC is just not what it used to be before the Révolution tranquille.

Contrary to popular misconception, you don't need to pass a virginity test to become a nun. Just to quit the cloth. (rimshot)

Misconception is also a no-no. Or so I hear.

Thank you, thank you, tip your servers generously. I get a 5% kickback for saying that after every set.
2013-10-12 01:48:02 PM
1 votes:
Reminds of years ago when I was an IT manager for a group of 8 clinics, we went to a presentation put on by the CDC concerning a certain female malady that causes the shame cave to be quite odoriferous.

The doctor from the CDC explained the easiest way to detect the possibility of an infection was to glove the hand, insert finger into the vagina, and then rub finger on the slide and smell the slide.  It is called the "whiff" test, and it would give off a distinct fish like odor.

One of our docs sitting with us says to the table "that is what you boys call stink finger".
2013-10-12 01:20:35 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: You know, I would expect this out of a third world, Sharia law following country like Saudi Arabia or Texas.

But out of Canada?


Its kind of like how Floria didn't have a law forbidding beastiality for the longest time, no one ever really needed to be told it was unacceptable.  This is the same sort thing, and surprise surprise the people who need this spelt out are recent immigrants from religiously fundamentalist backgrounds.
 
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