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(The Gympie Times)   Today's FARK-ready headline: "Explosion of feral pigs targeting our nuts"   (m.gympietimes.com.au) divider line 32
    More: Scary, pigs targeting, natural resource economics, explosions, cops  
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2013-10-12 09:11:30 AM
Keep them pigs away from my testicles if you don't want 'em 'spodin'.
 
2013-10-12 10:34:00 AM
So we're having pulled pork for lunch?

/Hold the jerked gherkin.
 
2013-10-12 11:03:15 AM
Nut trifecta in play.
 
2013-10-12 11:06:57 AM
You're gonna love my nuts
 
2013-10-12 11:07:26 AM
But enough about the modern american women...
 
2013-10-12 11:08:53 AM
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If you're lucky they're allergic to ice cream.
 
2013-10-12 11:10:13 AM
hmmm, "Feral Pig Explosion"?

/nice, now I have my new band name ready
 
2013-10-12 11:13:11 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-10-12 11:15:09 AM
AW COME ON

Fark knows the only answer to this problem. it KNOWS the answer:

www.recoilweb.com

also acceptable:

home.comcast.net

Or

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-12 11:16:51 AM
Bad subby. I thought it would be another article of cops abusing the public.
 
2013-10-12 11:18:58 AM
Yeah..the last 'Cougar Night' was a bit rough.
 
2013-10-12 11:28:47 AM
Macadamia-fed pork?

www.92citifm.ca
 
2013-10-12 11:33:30 AM
Shoot'em, skin'em, process'em, and get'em in your freezer. Got 40lbs in mine right now. Mmm mmm good.


www.bestbeerbuzz.com
 
2013-10-12 11:36:06 AM
Nut trifecta is in-play
 
2013-10-12 11:39:53 AM
So coming soon free range, macadamia nut fed, wild caught, organic other white meat, look for it at Mothers, Whole Foods, Trader Joes and anywhere else hipster scum like to shop.
 
2013-10-12 11:41:39 AM
Buddy of mine is coming over in a few hours, need to talk about heading to his ranch and refilling my deep freezers.
 
2013-10-12 11:44:42 AM

orclover: Buddy of mine is coming over in a few hours, need to talk about heading to his ranch and refilling my deep freezers.


Will a sixteen-year-old fit in his freezer?
 
2013-10-12 11:46:39 AM

rkiller1: orclover: Buddy of mine is coming over in a few hours, need to talk about heading to his ranch and refilling my deep freezers.

Will a sixteen-year-old fit in his freezer?


Oops wrong thread, but maybe the teacher was hog-hunting?
 
2013-10-12 12:05:39 PM

rkiller1: rkiller1: orclover: Buddy of mine is coming over in a few hours, need to talk about heading to his ranch and refilling my deep freezers.

Will a sixteen-year-old fit in his freezer?

Oops wrong thread, but maybe the teacher was hog-hunting?


We could probably get 2 or 3 in there if we dress and cut em down right and they arnt gamer fatties.  Now yer typical free range teenager is best smoked at 280 degrees for 16 hours with mesquite to get the angst and sexual frustration taste out of the meat.  These are not problems found in younger or older long pig so its best to age appropriately or at least check their I.D's.

/most awesome misplaced post of the year
 
2013-10-12 12:18:11 PM
At first, I read it as Queersland, and thought, OH, OH!! Their in big trouble now!"

Then, they're talking about some place called the Gympie region, another place called Wilsons Pocket.

And you're suppose to call 5482 0040, 0438 861198, for help.  Where are they calling, Alpha Centauri?  Before you can dial that, the pigs will be driving off with your car

Did they invent the bong in Australia, when they first arrived, and then, they started naming places and setting up the telephone system.

Anyway, how much is $500,000 Australian in US dollars, about $127.63.  What's the big deal!
 
2013-10-12 12:18:12 PM
wiki.teamfortress.com
 
2013-10-12 12:22:20 PM

orclover: rkiller1: rkiller1: orclover: Buddy of mine is coming over in a few hours, need to talk about heading to his ranch and refilling my deep freezers.

Will a sixteen-year-old fit in his freezer?

Oops wrong thread, but maybe the teacher was hog-hunting?

We could probably get 2 or 3 in there if we dress and cut em down right and they arnt gamer fatties.  Now yer typical free range teenager is best smoked at 280 degrees for 16 hours with mesquite to get the angst and sexual frustration taste out of the meat.  These are not problems found in younger or older long pig so its best to age appropriately or at least check their I.D's.

/most awesome misplaced post of the year


Nice. You even through in a great band name, Free Range Teenager.
 
2013-10-12 12:25:05 PM

orclover: rkiller1: rkiller1: orclover:

We could probably get 2 or 3 in there if we dress and cut em down right and they arnt gamer fatties.  Now yer typical free range teenager is best smoked at 280 degrees for 16 hours with mesquite to get the angst and sexual frustration taste out of the meat.  These are not problems found in younger or older long pig so its best to age appropriately or at least check their I.D's.

/most awesome misplaced post of the year


http://foursquare.com/v/goodmans-free-range-teenager-farm/4e2ce0bbb6 1c d0108384f04b
 
2013-10-12 12:27:22 PM
www.thekeep.org
 
2013-10-12 12:35:10 PM

OscarTamerz: So coming soon free range, macadamia nut fed, wild caught, organic other white meat, look for it at Mothers, Whole Foods, Trader Joes and anywhere else hipster scum like to shop.


Hey look, Fashion Island has an opinion on mundane superficiality.
 
2013-10-12 12:40:43 PM
Exploding Feral Pigs?

Sounds like the work of the terrorists.

Targeting our nuts is just the 'dry run' stage.
 
2013-10-12 01:32:23 PM
Another article about female college freshmen gaining weight?  Old news subby!
 
2013-10-12 01:41:49 PM

thamike: OscarTamerz: So coming soon free range, macadamia nut fed, wild caught, organic other white meat, look for it at Mothers, Whole Foods, Trader Joes and anywhere else hipster scum like to shop.

Hey look, Fashion Island has an opinion on mundane superficiality.


You're killin' me . . .
 
2013-10-12 03:09:57 PM
Free bacon? What's the problem?
 
2013-10-12 03:44:17 PM
When food is eating your food, there's only one answer: Eat the food that is eating your food.
 
2013-10-12 05:22:59 PM
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2013-10-12 05:24:43 PM

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