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(Mother Nature Network)   1913: This corset is making my internal organs get rearranged. 2013: This corset is making me lose weight without having to exercise   (mnn.com ) divider line
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2013-10-12 12:21:07 PM  
4 votes:

Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.


Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.
2013-10-12 12:55:33 PM  
3 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: Old_Chief_Scott: You don't have to wear a corset so tightly that becomes damaging. I know a rather full-busted woman that wears them quite often because it takes the load from her breasts off her shoulders and places it on her hips.

Mmmmmm atrophied muscle.


If you're the one toting around a heavy upper load, there's a big difference between this:

www.mockett.com
and this:

images.containerstore.com
Especially if you carry lotion bottles and a small planter on your bosom.
2013-10-12 09:17:49 AM  
3 votes:
Corsets don't really give you a new figure unless you also have that pesky lowest rib removed. But with that, and my new corset, holy crap--I can't even eat a carrot stick anymore without gasping. When I get down to 77 pounds (a "magic" number), I'll post pics. You won't believe how sexy it makes you look.
2013-10-12 01:26:30 PM  
2 votes:
1. Steampunk always meant effeminate.

2. please post a link to the space boob thread

3. Corsets are painful, damaging, antiquated, demeaning and incredibly sexy.
If any of you blonde, feminist body-building Farkettes want to put one on, tie me down, grab a scourge and whip me senseless in a kind of aversion therapy until I can't stand to look at a corset without remembering that feeling of helplessness and vivid, painful sensation all over my back, behind and legs... I guess that's the only way I'll be rid of that improper and inappropriate lust for that particular item of clothing. You're doing God's work, ladies.
2013-10-12 11:37:37 AM  
2 votes:
Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

Really??
2013-10-12 11:28:16 AM  
2 votes:
Guy I knew in college tried this same line of thinking with a heavy rock, some twine and his Johnson. The technique didn't make him any longer, but it did turn black. So, he's got that going for him ..
2013-10-12 11:26:31 AM  
2 votes:
Didn't seem to help Shatner that much.
2013-10-12 02:54:09 PM  
1 vote:

eldie: I was always amazed by the number of undergarments my Italian born grandmother ( born in 1893) wore


So was I
2013-10-12 02:00:52 PM  
1 vote:

Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

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I wouldn't really call those "men" if you know what I mean.
2013-10-12 01:07:23 PM  
1 vote:

Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

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steampunk means effeminate now?
2013-10-12 12:47:20 PM  
1 vote:
Other popular underwear of yesteryear, the "Underigible" bra. It separated and lifted but was recalled due to too many hydrogen explosions. Oh the huge mammaries.
2013-10-12 12:37:04 PM  
1 vote:
Instead of distorting your body for weight loss, try my new diet, the Slavavitch diet.

No corsets or exercise or following a special diet plan required.

It goes like this: we provide you with midget in a harness to wear on your back. The midget has a helmet with a camera on top, which connects to our offices, where one of us is monitoring your food intake in real time. As you start to reach for that donut or eclair, we yell "slap a biatch" into the midget's earpiece. Well you can guess what happens next. We have a 100% success rate.
2013-10-12 12:26:19 PM  
1 vote:

milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.


You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.
2013-10-12 11:52:27 AM  
1 vote:

milkyshirt: Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

Really??


Less eaten = Less shiatted
2013-10-12 11:43:38 AM  
1 vote:
Actually you'll exercise a lot more WITH ALL THE SEX YOU'LL BE HAVING.
2013-10-12 11:28:54 AM  
1 vote:

mbillips: Didn't seem to help Shatner that much.


You're thinking of a girdle, a la Zap Brannigan.

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