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2013-10-12 08:42:06 AM  
For anyone who would like to avoid reading this nonsense, here's from the end of the article:

Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City tells Women's Health magazine. "It's outrageous, and it just absolutely makes no medical sense whatsoever."
 
2013-10-12 08:55:48 AM  

CPT Ethanolic: For anyone who would like to avoid reading this nonsense, here's from the end of the article:

Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City tells Women's Health magazine. "It's outrageous, and it just absolutely makes no medical sense whatsoever."



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But. but, corsets are recommended by doctors to reduce corpulency!
 
2013-10-12 09:17:49 AM  
Corsets don't really give you a new figure unless you also have that pesky lowest rib removed. But with that, and my new corset, holy crap--I can't even eat a carrot stick anymore without gasping. When I get down to 77 pounds (a "magic" number), I'll post pics. You won't believe how sexy it makes you look.
 
2013-10-12 11:26:03 AM  
You could use it as kind of an external gastric band, I guess. If you tighten it so much you can't eat, you will lose weight!
 
2013-10-12 11:26:17 AM  
The headline grammar.... it hurts!

\achtung babby
 
2013-10-12 11:26:31 AM  
Didn't seem to help Shatner that much.
 
2013-10-12 11:27:41 AM  

CPT Ethanolic: For anyone who would like to avoid reading this nonsense, here's from the end of the article:

Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City tells Women's Health magazine. "It's outrageous, and it just absolutely makes no medical sense whatsoever."


Thanks. I didn't even make it past the first paragraph.
 
2013-10-12 11:28:16 AM  
Guy I knew in college tried this same line of thinking with a heavy rock, some twine and his Johnson. The technique didn't make him any longer, but it did turn black. So, he's got that going for him ..
 
2013-10-12 11:28:54 AM  

mbillips: Didn't seem to help Shatner that much.


You're thinking of a girdle, a la Zap Brannigan.

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-10-12 11:30:03 AM  

mbillips: Didn't seem to help Shatner that much.


winner
 
2013-10-12 11:31:08 AM  
FTFA: "This is a remarkable way to train your waist to be smaller," says Dr. Alexander Sinclair.

And you got your medical degree where?
 
2013-10-12 11:32:41 AM  
This corset is making my internal organs get rearranged

www.pasteur.cps.k12.il.us
 
2013-10-12 11:34:55 AM  
Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

tommyleejones.jpg
 
2013-10-12 11:36:04 AM  
I can be happy with corsets making a comeback...

img.alibaba.com
 
2013-10-12 11:36:39 AM  
I.....don't know much about Corsets.  Can someone provide an illustrated history?
 
2013-10-12 11:36:40 AM  

tarheel07: FTFA: "This is a remarkable way to train your waist to be smaller," says Dr. Alexander Sinclair.

And you got your medical degree where?


The Dita von Teas Academy of Sexology
 
2013-10-12 11:37:29 AM  
Spanx do the same thing. I get the worst stomach ache if I wear them. I ended up losing the 20lbs instead of wearing Spanx. Much more comfortable.
 
2013-10-12 11:37:35 AM  
First a space boob thread, now corsets? I do declare!

www.absolutecorsets.com
 
2013-10-12 11:37:37 AM  
Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

Really??
 
2013-10-12 11:43:38 AM  
Actually you'll exercise a lot more WITH ALL THE SEX YOU'LL BE HAVING.
 
2013-10-12 11:44:29 AM  
Pro diet:Beverly Hills-based Dr Alexander Sinclair
Anti-Diet:  Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital

So, the "doctor" who's practice consists of writing actors prescriptions for weed, Oxy, and dangerous weight loss drugs, probably mixed with some plastic surgery thinks this is an amazing diet, and a doctor who works for an actual hospital treating people thinks it's a bad idea.  Color me shocked.
 
2013-10-12 11:45:30 AM  

indarwinsshadow: This corset is making my internal organs get rearranged

[www.pasteur.cps.k12.il.us image 640x383]


English as only langauage?
 
2013-10-12 11:46:45 AM  
Source: Mother Nature Network.

Didn't even bother clicking.

Instead, let me offer this corset-related snippet from Are You Being Served:

Ms. Brahms: I've learned the German word for corset.
Mr. Rumbold: What is it?
Ms. Brahms: Korsett.

/fun fact: Mr. Rumbold is the only member of the main cast still alive
 
2013-10-12 11:47:33 AM  

Chinchillazilla: Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

tommyleejones.jpg


Efficiency is sexy.
 
2013-10-12 11:51:43 AM  
Say what you will but I tried it and it works! I got a better posture and less back pain too! Writing in past tense because I am pregnant now.
 
2013-10-12 11:52:04 AM  

Bondith: Source: Mother Nature Network.

Didn't even bother clicking.

Instead, let me offer this corset-related snippet from Are You Being Served:

Ms. Brahms: I've learned the German word for corset.
Mr. Rumbold: What is it?
Ms. Brahms: Korsett.

/fun fact: Mr. Rumbold is the only member of the main cast still alive


John Inman was actually gay. Who knew?
 
2013-10-12 11:52:27 AM  

milkyshirt: Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

Really??


Less eaten = Less shiatted
 
2013-10-12 11:54:32 AM  
I guess if there's no room in your stomach for food, you'll lose weight
 
2013-10-12 11:55:53 AM  

miss diminutive: CPT Ethanolic: For anyone who would like to avoid reading this nonsense, here's from the end of the article:

Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City tells Women's Health magazine. "It's outrageous, and it just absolutely makes no medical sense whatsoever."




But. but, corsets are recommended by doctors to reduce corpulency!


What about porkulency though?
 
2013-10-12 11:57:16 AM  
In other news, starving people tighten their belts to try and avoid feeling hungry when having to skip meals.
 
2013-10-12 11:58:23 AM  
You don't have to wear a corset so tightly that becomes damaging. I know a rather full-busted woman that wears them quite often because it takes the load from her breasts off her shoulders and places it on her hips.
 
2013-10-12 12:00:00 PM  

Bondith: Source: Mother Nature Network.

Didn't even bother clicking.

Instead, let me offer this corset-related snippet from Are You Being Served:

Ms. Brahms: I've learned the German word for corset.
Mr. Rumbold: What is it?
Ms. Brahms: Korsett.

/fun fact: Mr. Rumbold is the only member of the main cast still alive


Seriously?!? Dammit. :(

// I'm FREE!
 
2013-10-12 12:02:40 PM  
There is this weather woman with weight issues.  I think she is wearing corsets because her body looks like it is stuffed into into a teflon pantssuit.  And she can barely move to point at the weather map.

Do a bing image search for spanx and thinstinct, as long as you can stuff your fat into a girdle of some sort your are no longer technically obese.

Same goes for the guys that inject whatever it is into their biceps to create the illusion of actual work.
 
2013-10-12 12:11:22 PM  
Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

24.media.tumblr.com

draculaclothing.com

jeanlucclaudel.files.wordpress.com

timeless-trends.com
 
2013-10-12 12:11:51 PM  

Enemabag Jones: There is this weather woman with weight issues.  I think she is wearing corsets because her body looks like it is stuffed into into a teflon pantssuit.  And she can barely move to point at the weather map.

Do a bing image search for spanx and thinstinct, as long as you can stuff your fat into a girdle of some sort your are no longer technically obese.

Same goes for the guys that inject whatever it is into their biceps to create the illusion of actual work.


Some people are weird. You don't have to be much of a sciencetician to understand the bell curve. Outliers man, it goes both ways.
 
2013-10-12 12:21:07 PM  

Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.


Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.
 
2013-10-12 12:23:08 PM  

tarheel07: FTFA: "This is a remarkable way to train your waist to be smaller," says Dr. Alexander Sinclair.

And you got your medical degree where?


Hollywood Upstairs Medical School

/Dr Nick wasn't their ONLY graduate
 
2013-10-12 12:26:19 PM  

milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.


You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.
 
2013-10-12 12:27:11 PM  

doglover: John Inman was actually gay. Who knew?


Heh, I just spent the last 5 minutes looking at the cast bios too.
 
2013-10-12 12:28:17 PM  
I was always amazed by the number of undergarments my Italian born grandmother ( born in 1893) wore.  She wore a bra, a corset, slip, undershirt, girdle, panties. Getting dressed and undressed was a big ritual.  Now some people don't wear any underwear.
 
2013-10-12 12:37:04 PM  
Instead of distorting your body for weight loss, try my new diet, the Slavavitch diet.

No corsets or exercise or following a special diet plan required.

It goes like this: we provide you with midget in a harness to wear on your back. The midget has a helmet with a camera on top, which connects to our offices, where one of us is monitoring your food intake in real time. As you start to reach for that donut or eclair, we yell "slap a biatch" into the midget's earpiece. Well you can guess what happens next. We have a 100% success rate.
 
2013-10-12 12:40:03 PM  

Gergesa: milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.

You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.


I don't have one at all, since I'm a girl. If I want a corset I can go down to Hot Topic and buy one just like all the fat goth girls do.
 
2013-10-12 12:40:06 PM  

Enemabag Jones: There is this weather woman with weight issues.  I think she is wearing corsets because her body looks like it is stuffed into into a teflon pantssuit.  And she can barely move to point at the weather map.

Do a bing image search for spanx and thinstinct, as long as you can stuff your fat into a girdle of some sort your are no longer technically obese.

Same goes for the guys that inject whatever it is into their biceps to create the illusion of actual work.


Why did I read this in a German accent?
 
2013-10-12 12:41:06 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: You don't have to wear a corset so tightly that becomes damaging. I know a rather full-busted woman that wears them quite often because it takes the load from her breasts off her shoulders and places it on her hips.


Mmmmmm atrophied muscle.
 
2013-10-12 12:46:10 PM  

Animatronik: Instead of distorting your body for weight loss, try my new diet, the Slavavitch diet.

No corsets or exercise or following a special diet plan required.

It goes like this: we provide you with midget in a harness to wear on your back. The midget has a helmet with a camera on top, which connects to our offices, where one of us is monitoring your food intake in real time. As you start to reach for that donut or eclair, we yell "slap a biatch" into the midget's earpiece. Well you can guess what happens next. We have a 100% success rate.


George R. R. Martin wrote a short story quite similar to this, except it's a monkey instead of a midget. "The Monkey Treatment".
 
2013-10-12 12:47:20 PM  
Other popular underwear of yesteryear, the "Underigible" bra. It separated and lifted but was recalled due to too many hydrogen explosions. Oh the huge mammaries.
 
2013-10-12 12:55:33 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Old_Chief_Scott: You don't have to wear a corset so tightly that becomes damaging. I know a rather full-busted woman that wears them quite often because it takes the load from her breasts off her shoulders and places it on her hips.

Mmmmmm atrophied muscle.


If you're the one toting around a heavy upper load, there's a big difference between this:

www.mockett.com
and this:

images.containerstore.com
Especially if you carry lotion bottles and a small planter on your bosom.
 
2013-10-12 01:00:54 PM  

milkyshirt: Animatronik: Instead of distorting your body for weight loss, try my new diet, the Slavavitch diet.

No corsets or exercise or following a special diet plan required.

It goes like this: we provide you with midget in a harness to wear on your back. The midget has a helmet with a camera on top, which connects to our offices, where one of us is monitoring your food intake in real time. As you start to reach for that donut or eclair, we yell "slap a biatch" into the midget's earpiece. Well you can guess what happens next. We have a 100% success rate.

George R. R. Martin wrote a short story quite similar to this, except it's a monkey instead of a midget. "The Monkey Treatment".


That sounds extreme! He should be writing the next game of thrones book not stories
 
2013-10-12 01:06:01 PM  
Unless the corset is attached to a liposuction machine, body fat isn't 'melting away', it's just being redistributed.
 
2013-10-12 01:07:23 PM  

Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 495x850]

[draculaclothing.com image 600x861]

[jeanlucclaudel.files.wordpress.com image 388x523]

[timeless-trends.com image 325x325]


i.imgur.com

steampunk means effeminate now?
 
2013-10-12 01:10:08 PM  
Was hopping this would be a bookmark thread.
 
2013-10-12 01:11:46 PM  

Animatronik: Instead of distorting your body for weight loss, try my new diet, the Slavavitch diet.

No corsets or exercise or following a special diet plan required.

It goes like this: we provide you with midget in a harness to wear on your back. The midget has a helmet with a camera on top, which connects to our offices, where one of us is monitoring your food intake in real time. As you start to reach for that donut or eclair, we yell "slap a biatch" into the midget's earpiece. Well you can guess what happens next. We have a 100% success rate.


IIRC, someone tried a variation of this - hiring out people to follow clients around and shame them into eating better. I guess it didn't do well since I haven't heard anything about it since.
 
2013-10-12 01:11:46 PM  

devildog123: Pro diet:Beverly Hills-based Dr Alexander Sinclair
Anti-Diet:  Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital

So, the "doctor" who's practice consists of writing actors prescriptions for weed, Oxy, and dangerous weight loss drugs, probably mixed with some plastic surgery thinks this is an amazing diet, and a doctor who works for an actual hospital treating people thinks it's a bad idea.  Color me shocked.


Why do you assume he's an MD at all? They specify that with the physician but curiously leave it out for the quack. Probably an ND or something...
 
2013-10-12 01:16:05 PM  

milkyshirt: Gergesa: milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.

You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.

I don't have one at all, since I'm a girl. If I want a corset I can go down to Hot Topic and buy one just like all the fat goth girls do.


How you doin?
 
2013-10-12 01:17:17 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Unless the corset is attached to a liposuction machine, body fat isn't 'melting away', it's just being redistributed.


Corsets are socialist now? This sudden outrage is confusing my boner.
 
2013-10-12 01:17:43 PM  
it seems to me that we should have given the Noble Prize to someone who has spoken out against fat-shaming instead of that Pakistan chick
 
2013-10-12 01:26:05 PM  

opaqueluminosity: devildog123: Pro diet:Beverly Hills-based Dr Alexander Sinclair
Anti-Diet:  Keri Peterson, M.D., a physician at Lenox Hill Hospital

So, the "doctor" who's practice consists of writing actors prescriptions for weed, Oxy, and dangerous weight loss drugs, probably mixed with some plastic surgery thinks this is an amazing diet, and a doctor who works for an actual hospital treating people thinks it's a bad idea.  Color me shocked.

Why do you assume he's an MD at all? They specify that with the physician but curiously leave it out for the quack. Probably an ND or something...


I'll bet he's a MD.  There are tons of them out there, particularly in California, who got their licenses from some shady Caribbean med school, and who could replace his practice with two auto pens and two stacks of prescription pads, one labeled "painkillers" and the other labeled "marijuana".  When I lived in Cali, there was a doctor down the street who, for $400, would give you a consult that would discover whatever disease you had that the magical pot plant could cure.  He was a real MD, he just didn't do anything else.  I'm sure for the right price, he'd have discovered the benefits of this diet too.
 
2013-10-12 01:26:30 PM  
1. Steampunk always meant effeminate.

2. please post a link to the space boob thread

3. Corsets are painful, damaging, antiquated, demeaning and incredibly sexy.
If any of you blonde, feminist body-building Farkettes want to put one on, tie me down, grab a scourge and whip me senseless in a kind of aversion therapy until I can't stand to look at a corset without remembering that feeling of helplessness and vivid, painful sensation all over my back, behind and legs... I guess that's the only way I'll be rid of that improper and inappropriate lust for that particular item of clothing. You're doing God's work, ladies.
 
2013-10-12 01:27:37 PM  
Just watch out for whiplash when taking it off.
 
2013-10-12 01:41:54 PM  
I've always wanted a corset, the undergarment kind not the sexy kind or the fashion ones. I am however lazy and I hate discomfort, like with heels. So I haven't bought one (also they're expensive).

For weight loss? I'd rather go tapeworm route if I were to screw all logic from diet and exercise.  That's how I lost 20+ pounds. Diet (as in I changed how I eat full stop, not I eat nothing but salads in an effort to lose weight), mingled with half-assed exercise.

I actually weigh less now than I did a few months ago when I did exercise because I loss muscle mass. Boo.  Hitting the gym in 20 though (well not exactly but physical activity is good for you etc).
 
2013-10-12 01:50:49 PM  

Maggie_Luna: I've always wanted a corset, the undergarment kind not the sexy kind or the fashion ones. I am however lazy and I hate discomfort, like with heels. So I haven't bought one (also they're expensive).

For weight loss? I'd rather go tapeworm route if I were to screw all logic from diet and exercise.  That's how I lost 20+ pounds. Diet (as in I changed how I eat full stop, not I eat nothing but salads in an effort to lose weight), mingled with half-assed exercise.


So you ended up with half an ass?
 
2013-10-12 01:58:27 PM  

milkyshirt: Gergesa: milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.

You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.

I don't have one at all, since I'm a girl. If I want a corset I can go down to Hot Topic and buy one just like all the fat goth girls do.


HA! Hot topic stopped catering to fat goths about 10 years ago... shiat I can't even get a 2X Archer T-Shirt without having them "special order" one...
 
2013-10-12 02:00:52 PM  

Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 495x850]

[draculaclothing.com image 600x861]

[jeanlucclaudel.files.wordpress.com image 388x523]

[timeless-trends.com image 325x325]


I wouldn't really call those "men" if you know what I mean.
 
2013-10-12 02:02:38 PM  

CeroX: milkyshirt: Gergesa: milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

--

I don't have one at all, since I'm a girl. If I want a corset I can go down to Hot Topic and buy one just like all the fat goth girls do.

HA! Hot topic stopped catering to fat goths about 10 years ago... shiat I can't even get a 2X Archer T-Shirt without having them "special order" one...


It's true, they have a special version of Hot Topic for the "curvy" called Torrid, the Lane Bryant of Goth & fake Punk
 
2013-10-12 02:05:53 PM  

Animatronik: milkyshirt: Animatronik: Instead of distorting your body for weight loss, try my new diet, the Slavavitch diet.

No corsets or exercise or following a special diet plan required.

It goes like this: we provide you with midget in a harness to wear on your back. The midget has a helmet with a camera on top, which connects to our offices, where one of us is monitoring your food intake in real time. As you start to reach for that donut or eclair, we yell "slap a biatch" into the midget's earpiece. Well you can guess what happens next. We have a 100% success rate.

George R. R. Martin wrote a short story quite similar to this, except it's a monkey instead of a midget. "The Monkey Treatment".

That sounds extreme! He should be writing the next game of thrones book not stories


Relax, the copyright on the story is 1983.

However, if Martin would like to make a return to horror stories, that would be fine with me, as swords and dragons type fantasy does nothing for me.
 
2013-10-12 02:08:25 PM  

Bondith: Maggie_Luna: I've always wanted a corset, the undergarment kind not the sexy kind or the fashion ones. I am however lazy and I hate discomfort, like with heels. So I haven't bought one (also they're expensive).

For weight loss? I'd rather go tapeworm route if I were to screw all logic from diet and exercise.  That's how I lost 20+ pounds. Diet (as in I changed how I eat full stop, not I eat nothing but salads in an effort to lose weight), mingled with half-assed exercise.

So you ended up with half an ass?


I don't have much of one to be honest. People keep recommending exercise for it but again with the comment. I feel like a tool doing squats for some reasons.
 
2013-10-12 02:11:17 PM  
I have been waiting for a corset thread. I have like hundreds of pics....sadly I can't post them thru the mobile site.


Or maybe....
 
2013-10-12 02:14:55 PM  
That Dr is a hack, and should have his license revoked. Sqeezing yourself into a corset DOESNT MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT. It just sqeezes you, and makes you look smaller. Its your daily caloric intake vs. how much you burn daily. THAT is what loses you weight. I could let a steam roller roll over me, and i would be about 1 inch thick, but i would weigh the same. Making something smaller by a farking vice doesn't make you lose weight. Jesus, i cant believe people are this stupid.
 
2013-10-12 02:18:16 PM  

valar_morghulis: milkyshirt: Gergesa: milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.

You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.

I don't have one at all, since I'm a girl. If I want a corset I can go down to Hot Topic and buy one just like all the fat goth girls do.

How you doin?


Have we reached peak sad lonely dork on this site, where simply mentioning you're female earns you a how you doin'?

Or did you take my comment to mean I'm a fat goth girl? Because ... no. You have fun with that though. :)
 
2013-10-12 02:20:07 PM  
Testing pic uplaodability....

http://imageshack.com/a/img600/1476/blackcorset.jpg
 
2013-10-12 02:22:43 PM  
Damn didn't work.
 
2013-10-12 02:33:45 PM  
Condensed version:  Latest Hollywood nonsense is .... packing 10 lbs of shiat in a 5 lb bag.  Film at eleven.
 
2013-10-12 02:45:03 PM  
Finally was able to come and add my respescts:
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2013-10-12 02:48:31 PM  

Chiquidin: Finally was able to come and add my respescts:


Now this is what I has hoping for in this thread.
 
2013-10-12 02:49:29 PM  

Oldiron_79: Chiquidin: Finally was able to come and add my respescts:

Now this is what I has hoping for in this thread.


I got more coming "hold on to your butts."
 
2013-10-12 02:50:00 PM  

WordyGrrl: StoPPeRmobile: Old_Chief_Scott: You don't have to wear a corset so tightly that becomes damaging. I know a rather full-busted woman that wears them quite often because it takes the load from her breasts off her shoulders and places it on her hips.

Mmmmmm atrophied muscle.

If you're the one toting around a heavy upper load, there's a big difference between this:

[www.mockett.com image 259x259]
and this:

[images.containerstore.com image 260x260]
Especially if you carry lotion bottles and a small planter on your bosom.


Yep more flaws in God's perfect plan.
 
2013-10-12 02:50:42 PM  
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2013-10-12 02:51:41 PM  
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2013-10-12 02:53:20 PM  
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2013-10-12 02:53:51 PM  
I had a distant friend who was a 24/7 "tightlacer," she was pretty well known in the fetish community since she was one of very few custom corset makers out there. I could never figure out whether the look was extremely erotic or extremely disturbing on her. Mostly the former, since she was quite the hottie, her smile could make anything look good.

But yeah, she died in her early 40's of unspecified causes. Don't know if it was related to... Oh, I dunno, squeezing her innards into a 12" tube for all those years. :|
 
2013-10-12 02:54:09 PM  

eldie: I was always amazed by the number of undergarments my Italian born grandmother ( born in 1893) wore


So was I
 
2013-10-12 02:57:14 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: That Dr is a hack, and should have his license revoked. Sqeezing yourself into a corset DOESNT MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT. It just sqeezes you, and makes you look smaller. Its your daily caloric intake vs. how much you burn daily. THAT is what loses you weight. I could let a steam roller roll over me, and i would be about 1 inch thick, but i would weigh the same. Making something smaller by a farking vice doesn't make you lose weight. Jesus, i cant believe people are this stupid.


You're telling me that 19th century medical advice might be wrong? ANd I was gonna go to this guy and ask for a sanitized tapeworm and a bottle of laudanum...

His idea is that by being restricted, you will eat less.  Sort of like an external lap-band.  Of course the lap-band itself is a sort of crazy radical procedure, so that's not exactly an endorsement.  It might work, but it would probably be simpler (and certainly safer and healthier in other ways) to just lay off the fries for month.  Health isn't just about waist size.

Mrs Drunk has sever corsets (the real kind, with steel bones), enjoys them now and again and unless they are laced seriously tight swears they are actually comfortable.  Also insists that they help her posture.  But has mentioned that they don't actually slim anyone down, they just "redistribute things a bit".
 
2013-10-12 02:57:27 PM  
The lovely Cora Skinner
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2013-10-12 02:58:04 PM  
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2013-10-12 03:07:38 PM  
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2013-10-12 03:12:44 PM  
Corsets are only for short time wear, You wear them out for a few hours and look stunning (well if you look really good in the first place) then you come home strip everything off but the corset and panties and...

That's how you wear a corset!
 
2013-10-12 03:18:17 PM  
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2013-10-12 03:19:23 PM  
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2013-10-12 03:29:37 PM  
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2013-10-12 03:30:35 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: Corsets are only for short time wear, You wear them out for a few hours and look stunning (well if you look really good in the first place) then you come home strip everything off but the corset and panties and...

That's how you wear a corset!


Corsets look best next to the bed.  :)
 
2013-10-12 03:33:36 PM  

ZombieApocalypseKitten: OK So Amuse Me: Corsets are only for short time wear, You wear them out for a few hours and look stunning (well if you look really good in the first place) then you come home strip everything off but the corset and panties and...

That's how you wear a corset!

Corsets look best next to the bed.  :)


Corsets look best on the woman in bed.

Ftfy
 
2013-10-12 03:43:02 PM  
A properly-fitted, well-made corset beats the hell out of a bra/girdle.  Most of what you're seeing here is either fetish wear or playtime corsetry (NTTAWWT!!!!)

There's a lot of misinformation about Victorian corsetry. To get a good idea of the sizes, look at either surviving garments or, better yet, actual dress patterns. Very few are designed for a waist smaller than 23", unless they're for a child.  Victoria herself was never what anyone would call 'petite'.

There's a lot of social history with corsets, but this isn't the place to go into it, not when we can see pix of people like Bettie Page in one.
 
2013-10-12 03:49:48 PM  
This article is very poorly researched. Even the first non quoted sentence is already false. Tightlacing was only practiced mid 1800s to early 1900s, older corsets were more about maintaining posture and supporting breasts, did not come with the detrimental side effects.

Victorian and Edwardian corsets required fundamentally better materials than were availible earlier (metal lace holes at minimum) let alone that it wasn't the style.
 
2013-10-12 04:11:35 PM  

Khazar-Khum: Victoria herself was never what anyone would call 'petite'.


No, she was not.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-10-12 04:32:16 PM  
Animatronik:
That sounds extreme! He should be writing the next game of thrones book not stories

Amen.  He wasted all that time writing episodes of Beauty and the Beast  and editing those silly Wild Card books when he should have stared A Song of Ice and Fire at least a decade earlier so he'd be a book closer to being done.  Why is talent wasted on inconsiderate, lazy shiats?
 
2013-10-12 05:24:59 PM  

Khazar-Khum: A properly-fitted, well-made corset beats the hell out of a bra/girdle.  Most of what you're seeing here is either fetish wear or playtime corsetry (NTTAWWT!!!!)

There's a lot of misinformation about Victorian corsetry. To get a good idea of the sizes, look at either surviving garments or, better yet, actual dress patterns. Very few are designed for a waist smaller than 23", unless they're for a child.  Victoria herself was never what anyone would call 'petite'.

There's a lot of social history with corsets, but this isn't the place to go into it, not when we can see pix of people like Bettie Page in one.


This.

I have a reproduction of an Eaton's catalogue from 1902, and most of the ready-to-wear dresses and skirts are for a 22-29" waist.  Given that people were far more petite back then anyways, this hardly seems extreme.

And if you happened to be bigger, well...Lane Bryant was founded around that very same time.
 
2013-10-12 06:16:43 PM  

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guess who just earned a big Green Fav!

/loves corsets
 
2013-10-12 06:40:26 PM  

not_an_indigo: Khazar-Khum: A properly-fitted, well-made corset beats the hell out of a bra/girdle.  Most of what you're seeing here is either fetish wear or playtime corsetry (NTTAWWT!!!!)

There's a lot of misinformation about Victorian corsetry. To get a good idea of the sizes, look at either surviving garments or, better yet, actual dress patterns. Very few are designed for a waist smaller than 23", unless they're for a child.  Victoria herself was never what anyone would call 'petite'.

There's a lot of social history with corsets, but this isn't the place to go into it, not when we can see pix of people like Bettie Page in one.

This.

I have a reproduction of an Eaton's catalogue from 1902, and most of the ready-to-wear dresses and skirts are for a 22-29" waist.  Given that people were far more petite back then anyways, this hardly seems extreme.

And if you happened to be bigger, well...Lane Bryant was founded around that very same time.


Huh, i looked it up, and lena bryant was a Lithuanian Jewish immigrant in nyc, whose name was changed thru carelessness in business paperwork and she decided to run with it...

Why are you stealing my family's mythology lena???

/maybe that sort of thing was common back then.
//or maybe my grampa made the story up. He has a tendency to do that sort of thing...
 
2013-10-12 06:46:41 PM  

katerbug72: Spanx do the same thing. I get the worst stomach ache if I wear them. I ended up losing the 20lbs instead of wearing Spanx. Much more comfortable.


Corsets make you look good, but they are the worst feeling if you have any tummy at all.

Wore a corset for halloween a few years ago, felt like i was suffocating.
 
2013-10-12 06:50:02 PM  

o'really: katerbug72: Spanx do the same thing. I get the worst stomach ache if I wear them. I ended up losing the 20lbs instead of wearing Spanx. Much more comfortable.

Corsets make you look good, but they are the worst feeling if you have any tummy at all.

Wore a corset for halloween a few years ago, felt like i was suffocating.


Now that i think about it, it didn't hurt in my stomach, more in my ribs. But I'm the hypersensitive type. I'm not down for constricting Clothing.
 
2013-10-12 07:28:40 PM  

milkyshirt: Gergesa: milkyshirt: Gergesa: Corsets for men are cooler looking because they have a steampunk touch to them.

Oh yeah, those guys look real cool.

You're just jealous that my ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator is larger than yours.

I don't have one at all, since I'm a girl. If I want a corset I can go down to Hot Topic and buy one just like all the fat goth girls do.


That's mean and wrong. Those girls also shop at Torrid.
 
2013-10-12 07:31:41 PM  

Vertdang: Chiquidin: The lovely Cora Skinner
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/loves corsets


You are welcome.
Love corsets as well.
//like all kinds of lingerie...
/// am a sucker for thigh highs and garter belts!!!!!

I'll try to post a couple more later when I get a chance.
 
2013-10-12 07:33:24 PM  

milkyshirt: Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

Really??


Yeah. A corset will literally squeeze the shiat out of you.

Seeing as there are no pictures of Christina Hendricks in this thread I must go and investigate this myself. If I am not back in a month, come look for me.
 
2013-10-12 07:53:54 PM  

Archie Goodwin: milkyshirt: Celebrities like Jessica Alba are singing the praises of lacing up to shrink the waste

Really??

Yeah. A corset will literally squeeze the shiat out of you.

Seeing as there are no pictures of Christina Hendricks in this thread I must go and investigate this myself. If I am not back in a month, come look for me.


Sorry I don't have any pics of Ms. Hendricks let alone her in a corset.

//I'm sure her cups would runneth over.
 
2013-10-12 09:20:40 PM  
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2013-10-12 10:57:36 PM  
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2013-10-12 11:06:29 PM  

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I have that Hips and Curves skirt.  Different corset, but hubby does not care.   :D
 
2013-10-13 02:27:02 AM  

Bondith: Source: Mother Nature Network.

Didn't even bother clicking.

Instead, let me offer this corset-related snippet from Are You Being Served:

Ms. Brahms: I've learned the German word for corset.
Mr. Rumbold: What is it?
Ms. Brahms: Korsett.

/fun fact: Mr. Rumbold is the only member of the main cast still alive


The last time I checked Frank Thorton was still alive as well.

Even if the show was almost entirely filmed before I was born, it is a bit weird watching knowing the actors portraying the sex symbols are dead.
 
2013-10-13 02:31:27 AM  
Also, I'm surprised Ghastly hasn't chipped in yet.
 
2013-10-13 06:52:05 AM  
All nice and good, but where is the link to the space boobs thread?
 
2013-10-13 07:00:13 AM  

bill4935: 1. Steampunk always meant effeminate.

2. please post a link to the space boob thread

3. Corsets are painful, damaging, antiquated, demeaning and incredibly sexy.
If any of you blonde, feminist body-building Farkettes want to put one on, tie me down, grab a scourge and whip me senseless in a kind of aversion therapy until I can't stand to look at a corset without remembering that feeling of helplessness and vivid, painful sensation all over my back, behind and legs... I guess that's the only way I'll be rid of that improper and inappropriate lust for that particular item of clothing. You're doing God's work, ladies.


Here you go, since no one else linked and I found it myself eventually:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7972228/Jugs-IN-SPACE
 
2013-10-13 09:27:55 AM  

Enigmamf: Bondith: Source: Mother Nature Network.

Didn't even bother clicking.

Instead, let me offer this corset-related snippet from Are You Being Served:

Ms. Brahms: I've learned the German word for corset.
Mr. Rumbold: What is it?
Ms. Brahms: Korsett.

/fun fact: Mr. Rumbold is the only member of the main cast still alive

The last time I checked Frank Thorton was still alive as well.


March 16 of this year.  He was 92.

Even if the show was almost entirely filmed before I was born, it is a bit weird watching knowing the actors portraying the sex symbols are dead.

I know, eh?  Breast cancer got Miss Brahms, which sucks because she had such nice ones.

Oh, apparently Mr. Spooner is still alive, but he hardly counts because he didn't get a plotline until the finale.
 
2013-10-13 10:47:30 AM  
Hey, I LOOK thinner...
 
2013-10-13 08:08:59 PM  
dead sexy..

www.mytex.ro

/hot
 
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