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(Washington Post)   25% of men watch online porn. The other 75% were taking the survey while their wife was sitting next to them   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2013-10-12 09:25:19 AM  
3 votes:

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.
2013-10-12 01:13:27 PM  
2 votes:

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.


I agree with you. It is a betrayal. Flip the situation around. Let's say you start dating a girl and she has some hobby or activity she's really interested in like bike riding, antique shopping, etc. If you get into the relationship and tell her you're really into that stuff too, she's gonna grow to expect it, and rightfully so. More importantly, if you're a decent honest guy, you'll  want to like those things just because you know they make her happy, and you genuinely feel better when she's happy. If after some time she asks you to go for that bike ride or some other activity you know she loves, and you tell her to fark off cause if you don't like doing it, it's not happening; you're being an asshole. You set her up thinking you shared something you both like, and it turns out you have no real interest in it. Furthermore, you're not even willing to try to grow to like it or even pretend. You don't give a shiat about making her happy. You will only do thing you get something out of. That's an asshole thing to do and she'd be right to consider breaking up with you over something like that.

Sex is no different whatsoever. If one partner really enjoys something sexually, the other should be willing to grow to love it too, or at least pretend. If making your partner happy is not one of your goals, you need a different partner. And especially if you got into the relationship pretending you're really into sex, only to freeze up and deny your partner what he/she wants after getting married/having a kid/dating for a while/whatever. You really end up dating a different person than the person you thought at the beginning. That's certainly grounds for reevaluating the relationship.
2013-10-12 09:04:54 AM  
2 votes:
25% of men were watching online porn while they took the survey.  The other 75% preferred to focus on the job at hand.
2013-10-12 06:40:10 AM  
2 votes:
what if i download it, and watch it later. streaming sucks
2013-10-13 01:39:35 AM  
1 vote:

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.


Oh, wow, someone is going bored with their sex life. Time to break up or grow up.
2013-10-12 05:51:02 PM  
1 vote:

ongbok: Jim_Callahan: Bennie Crabtree: Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.

I was gonna say something like "only if how-to videos focused on really weird parts of the task, prioritized looking cool over realism, and faked most of the results", but then I realized that I was only reinforcing your point.

Remember in the 90's when they started putting the "This movie has medical teaching value" claim in the opening credits of porn coming out of major studios? That always made me laugh. I mean some of them would have medical value if you were teaching female anatomy, cause some of them were trying to show you ovaries.


I was in a 1st Amendment class the other week, and one person put out "educational potental" as an argument for porn being protected speech.  I believe there's a lot of value in de-tabooing creative, enthusiastic sex, and I believe porn does that, but educational?  Watching game film may help you become a better basketball player, but if that's the goal, you watch the 90s Bulls, not the Globetrotters.
2013-10-12 04:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.
2013-10-12 04:35:42 PM  
1 vote:

Calehedron: What about married couples that watch porn together?  She really gets into MFF threesomes, especially if they are tattoo'd.

We have a 42" TV on the wall of our bedroom with an HTPC and 5.1 surround sound.  Thinking of upgrading to a 60ish inch and put the 42 downstairs in the den.  Our bedroom is 22ft long while the den in only 16ft.


Your wife is into threesomes with tattooed chicks, and yet your discussion of the topic drifts quickly into comparative interior design.

That is just wrong.
2013-10-12 04:27:20 PM  
1 vote:

groppet: taurusowner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

My last ex needed me to fix her laptop. Being somewhat of an amateur IT guy, of course I checked her browser history. Found out she liked lesbian porn. Her Youporn history was almost as extensive as mine. Never brought it up or tried to work the whole threesome angle, but it was interesting/nice to know she was into that.

\Always suspected her best friend played for both teams
\\I wonder.......

Thats how my roomate broke up with her BF she was looking at his browser history and saw an unhealthy amount of beastiality porn on it. She just kinda added it on to the list of his creepiness


What is a healthy amount of beastiality porn?
2013-10-12 02:04:02 PM  
1 vote:

taurusowner: Let's say you start dating a girl and she has some hobby or activity she's really interested in like bike riding, antique shopping, etc.


lol like we care what girls do
2013-10-12 12:43:19 PM  
1 vote:
Streaming pornsites are good to find the new actresses you haven't seen yet.
2013-10-12 12:26:30 PM  
1 vote:

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.
2013-10-12 11:49:08 AM  
1 vote:
What about married couples that watch porn together?  She really gets into MFF threesomes, especially if they are tattoo'd.

We have a 42" TV on the wall of our bedroom with an HTPC and 5.1 surround sound.  Thinking of upgrading to a 60ish inch and put the 42 downstairs in the den.  Our bedroom is 22ft long while the den in only 16ft.
2013-10-12 10:58:04 AM  
1 vote:
Slight misprint there... "25% are currently watching online porn, and 75% just got finished..."
2013-10-12 10:38:27 AM  
1 vote:

starsrift: Wait, hold on.

I can get PORN through these magical tubes? Nobody ever told me this before! How does this work, the Playboy comes out of the printer?
I hope to God it's pre-collated, because I hate having to spend a half hour collating first.


www.peeperz.com

Yes, if you wait long enough, you can catch some glitches of it and make what you can out of it.
2013-10-12 10:06:08 AM  
1 vote:
It's so ingrained in my habits that I pretty much do it twice a day no matter how I'm feeling.
I could be sick in bed with a terrible flu, but I'd still drag myself to the computer and "indulge" myself even if all I really wanted to do was sleep.
2013-10-12 09:37:40 AM  
1 vote:
Only 25% admit it?  Yet when scientists try to find people who haven't watched porn to use as control subjects they can't find any
 
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