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(Washington Post)   25% of men watch online porn. The other 75% were taking the survey while their wife was sitting next to them   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 76
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2013-10-12 06:40:10 AM
what if i download it, and watch it later. streaming sucks
 
2013-10-12 08:55:37 AM
I might do a little more than just 'watch'
 
2013-10-12 09:04:54 AM
25% of men were watching online porn while they took the survey.  The other 75% preferred to focus on the job at hand.
 
2013-10-12 09:13:45 AM
But how many of the womens? And which ones? And which porn?
 
2013-10-12 09:16:37 AM
Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.
 
2013-10-12 09:24:32 AM
Well that would just ruin the Avenue Q song.

"The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn.
One out of four of these guys
Unzip their flies
For porn porn porn."

Not nearly as funny.
 
2013-10-12 09:25:19 AM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.
 
2013-10-12 09:26:24 AM
I don't "watch", I actively participate.
 
2013-10-12 09:28:21 AM
It`s not pron.  It`s foobies.com.   Totally different.
 
2013-10-12 09:37:40 AM
Only 25% admit it?  Yet when scientists try to find people who haven't watched porn to use as control subjects they can't find any
 
2013-10-12 09:38:36 AM

TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.


my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn
 
2013-10-12 09:43:54 AM
Wait, hold on.

I can get PORN through these magical tubes? Nobody ever told me this before! How does this work, the Playboy comes out of the printer?
I hope to God it's pre-collated, because I hate having to spend a half hour collating first.
 
2013-10-12 09:55:00 AM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


My last ex needed me to fix her laptop. Being somewhat of an amateur IT guy, of course I checked her browser history. Found out she liked lesbian porn. Her Youporn history was almost as extensive as mine. Never brought it up or tried to work the whole threesome angle, but it was interesting/nice to know she was into that.

\Always suspected her best friend played for both teams
\\I wonder.......
 
2013-10-12 09:56:15 AM
Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.
 
2013-10-12 09:56:44 AM

shabu: But how many of the womens? And which ones? And which porn?


A surprisingly large number and sexy dinosaurs porn.
 
2013-10-12 10:01:44 AM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


Kinda makes me think of the Ron White joke where his grandmother caught him wanking it and said it was better for a drop of your semen to fall into the belly of a whore than to fall on the ground.


Can't argue with that logic. . .
 
2013-10-12 10:05:31 AM

frepnog: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn


You can have monogamy or limited sex but not both.  Being married doesn't give you a veto over your spouse's sex drive.
 
2013-10-12 10:06:08 AM
It's so ingrained in my habits that I pretty much do it twice a day no matter how I'm feeling.
I could be sick in bed with a terrible flu, but I'd still drag myself to the computer and "indulge" myself even if all I really wanted to do was sleep.
 
2013-10-12 10:20:13 AM

You Idiots: I might do a little more than just 'watch'


TomBerengerVoice: "I am internet porn"
 
2013-10-12 10:26:00 AM
www.nscblog.com
 
2013-10-12 10:38:14 AM

frepnog: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn



I always thought there was something wrong with me for doing this. Glad to know there are others like me.
/sometimes sex is just too much effort
 
2013-10-12 10:38:27 AM

starsrift: Wait, hold on.

I can get PORN through these magical tubes? Nobody ever told me this before! How does this work, the Playboy comes out of the printer?
I hope to God it's pre-collated, because I hate having to spend a half hour collating first.


www.peeperz.com

Yes, if you wait long enough, you can catch some glitches of it and make what you can out of it.
 
2013-10-12 10:41:02 AM

Son of Thunder: Well that would just ruin the Avenue Q song.

"The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn.
One out of four of these guys
Unzip their flies
For porn porn porn."

Not nearly as funny.


Nope, still really funny.  In fact it may now be even funnier (more funny?).
 
2013-10-12 10:47:57 AM

Gergesa: shabu: But how many of the womens? And which ones? And which porn?

A surprisingly large number and sexy dinosaurs porn.


What "sexy dinosaur porn" looks like:

i.crackedcdn.com

i.crackedcdn.com

i.crackedcdn.com
 
2013-10-12 10:49:30 AM

47 is the new 42: Son of Thunder: Well that would just ruin the Avenue Q song.

"The internet is for porn,
The internet is for porn.
One out of four of these guys
Unzip their flies
For porn porn porn."

Not nearly as funny.

Nope, still really funny.  In fact it may now be even funnier (more funny?).


Saw them live.  It was quite a good show.  Damn funny.
 
2013-10-12 10:52:33 AM
Glockenspiel Hero
Only 25% admit it? Yet when scientists try to find people who haven't watched porn to use as control subjects they can't find any


While I agree in general, there's a difference between finding people who have never seen *any* kind of porn and asking specifically about online videos.
 
2013-10-12 10:57:26 AM
I look at porn every day, except when I'm so busy that I don't have time. When I'm not at all busy, I'll likely look at porn more than once a day. I can't think of any guys I know well enough to know that don't look at porn. Not even 70+ year-old male family members.
 
2013-10-12 10:58:04 AM
Slight misprint there... "25% are currently watching online porn, and 75% just got finished..."
 
2013-10-12 11:04:35 AM

Cheron: frepnog: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn

You can have monogamy or limited sex but not both.  Being married doesn't give you a veto over your spouse's sex drive.


To use the common phrase with a new twist, "If the damn cow only gives milk twice a month, then you have every right to go get more milk at the store".
 
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2013-10-12 11:14:51 AM

TV's Vinnie: Cheron: frepnog: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn

You can have monogamy or limited sex but not both.  Being married doesn't give you a veto over your spouse's sex drive.

To use the common phrase with a new twist, "If the damn cow only gives milk twice a month, then you have every right to go get more milk at the store".


Wait until the dead of night and slowly get your milk without waking the cow.  You'll have to be gentle.
 
2013-10-12 11:49:08 AM
What about married couples that watch porn together?  She really gets into MFF threesomes, especially if they are tattoo'd.

We have a 42" TV on the wall of our bedroom with an HTPC and 5.1 surround sound.  Thinking of upgrading to a 60ish inch and put the 42 downstairs in the den.  Our bedroom is 22ft long while the den in only 16ft.
 
2013-10-12 12:00:53 PM

Calehedron: We have a 42" TV on the wall of our bedroom with an HTPC and 5.1 surround sound.  Thinking of upgrading to a 60ish inch and put the 42 downstairs in the den.  Our bedroom is 22ft long while the den in only 16ft.


Thank you for sharing this.  You also might want to consider installing a laundry chute.  How are you set for landscaping?
 
2013-10-12 12:18:33 PM

Bacontastesgood: Calehedron: We have a 42" TV on the wall of our bedroom with an HTPC and 5.1 surround sound.  Thinking of upgrading to a 60ish inch and put the 42 downstairs in the den.  Our bedroom is 22ft long while the den in only 16ft.

Thank you for sharing this.  You also might want to consider installing a laundry chute.  How are you set for landscaping?


Thank you!  The chute would be nice since the laundry room is below our bathroom.  You looking for a job?  We xeriscape so not much to do outside though.
 
2013-10-12 12:26:30 PM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.
 
2013-10-12 12:26:50 PM

some_beer_drinker: what if i download it, and watch it later. streaming sucks


Pretty much this. Nothing like buffering when you're trying to have an orgasm.
 
2013-10-12 12:33:28 PM

DubyaHater: frepnog: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn


I always thought there was something wrong with me for doing this. Glad to know there are others like me.
/sometimes sex is just too much effort


You can never dissappoint yourself.  :)
 
2013-10-12 12:41:35 PM

taurusowner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

My last ex needed me to fix her laptop. Being somewhat of an amateur IT guy, of course I checked her browser history. Found out she liked lesbian porn. Her Youporn history was almost as extensive as mine. Never brought it up or tried to work the whole threesome angle, but it was interesting/nice to know she was into that.

\Always suspected her best friend played for both teams
\\I wonder.......


Thats how my roomate broke up with her BF she was looking at his browser history and saw an unhealthy amount of beastiality porn on it. She just kinda added it on to the list of his creepiness
 
2013-10-12 12:43:19 PM
Streaming pornsites are good to find the new actresses you haven't seen yet.
 
2013-10-12 01:00:44 PM
I watch way too much porn, but it's better than the misery of dating and relationships.
 
2013-10-12 01:01:58 PM
Y'know, some of us watch it with our wives, too...
 
2013-10-12 01:06:21 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: /No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.


That sucks dude.  That's even worse than when the hot sexy fun easy-going gal who's fun to be with turns into the needy clingy "WHY DIDN'T YOU RETURN MY TEXT I SENT 12 HOURS AGO????" drama queen. 

DubyaHater: /sometimes sex is just too much effort


Amen to that brother.  Send out 20 emails on OK Cupid, get five back, get three dates, get a few good rolls in the hay followed by processing, drama, and neediness.  It's a lot of goddam work and some days, five fingers and my tumblr dashboard is a hell of a lot better use of my time.
 
2013-10-12 01:13:27 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.


I agree with you. It is a betrayal. Flip the situation around. Let's say you start dating a girl and she has some hobby or activity she's really interested in like bike riding, antique shopping, etc. If you get into the relationship and tell her you're really into that stuff too, she's gonna grow to expect it, and rightfully so. More importantly, if you're a decent honest guy, you'll  want to like those things just because you know they make her happy, and you genuinely feel better when she's happy. If after some time she asks you to go for that bike ride or some other activity you know she loves, and you tell her to fark off cause if you don't like doing it, it's not happening; you're being an asshole. You set her up thinking you shared something you both like, and it turns out you have no real interest in it. Furthermore, you're not even willing to try to grow to like it or even pretend. You don't give a shiat about making her happy. You will only do thing you get something out of. That's an asshole thing to do and she'd be right to consider breaking up with you over something like that.

Sex is no different whatsoever. If one partner really enjoys something sexually, the other should be willing to grow to love it too, or at least pretend. If making your partner happy is not one of your goals, you need a different partner. And especially if you got into the relationship pretending you're really into sex, only to freeze up and deny your partner what he/she wants after getting married/having a kid/dating for a while/whatever. You really end up dating a different person than the person you thought at the beginning. That's certainly grounds for reevaluating the relationship.
 
2013-10-12 02:04:02 PM

taurusowner: Let's say you start dating a girl and she has some hobby or activity she's really interested in like bike riding, antique shopping, etc.


lol like we care what girls do
 
2013-10-12 02:49:53 PM

Mantour: starsrift: Wait, hold on.

I can get PORN through these magical tubes? Nobody ever told me this before! How does this work, the Playboy comes out of the printer?
I hope to God it's pre-collated, because I hate having to spend a half hour collating first.

[www.peeperz.com image 650x447]

Yes, if you wait long enough, you can catch some glitches of it and make what you can out of it.


markone.org
 
2013-10-12 03:12:38 PM
And those 25% quickly found out that there was no trust tree with the nest.
 
2013-10-12 03:33:05 PM

Mister Buttons: DubyaHater: frepnog: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

my ex pretty much felt that way.  she caught me wanking it to some good porn once.  she called the pastor of the church we went to and got us a "counseling session".  pastor was like "why were you doing that" and I told the truth - "well, when the wife won't give it up but maybe once every other week..."  pastor told the ex to start having sex.

like it really mattered, i wank it regardless of how much sex i get....

thank god for the ladies of porn


I always thought there was something wrong with me for doing this. Glad to know there are others like me.
/sometimes sex is just too much effort

You can never dissappoint yourself.  :)


Oh yes I ca... I mean, you can.
 
2013-10-12 03:49:35 PM

Son of Thunder: Oh yes I ca... I mean, you can.


'ol lefty has let me down a few times.
 
2013-10-12 03:50:15 PM

starsrift: Wait, hold on.

I can get PORN through these magical tubes? Nobody ever told me this before! How does this work, the Playboy comes out of the printer?
I hope to God it's pre-collated, because I hate having to spend a half hour collating first.


And I think we just found Quagmires fark handle..
 
2013-10-12 04:21:21 PM
Pretty much every human being in the first-world uses porn, this survey was just talking about "online" porn, i.e. streaming sites.

There's also downloading porn to watch later, renting or buying a DVD, buying a magazine, erotic novels, etc.  That last one being "not porn" is the lie many women use to convince themselves they don't use porn, guys telling you they don't are usually just lying to you and don't bother trying to fool themselves.
 
2013-10-12 04:22:13 PM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


I had a girlfriend in college that used to think like this.  She made me watch Eyes Wide Shut to prove her point.

Know what one of her first jobs out of college was?  A godamn publicist or media person or whatever for a gay porn producer.
 
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