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(Washington Post)   25% of men watch online porn. The other 75% were taking the survey while their wife was sitting next to them   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 76
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2013-10-12 04:27:20 PM

groppet: taurusowner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

My last ex needed me to fix her laptop. Being somewhat of an amateur IT guy, of course I checked her browser history. Found out she liked lesbian porn. Her Youporn history was almost as extensive as mine. Never brought it up or tried to work the whole threesome angle, but it was interesting/nice to know she was into that.

\Always suspected her best friend played for both teams
\\I wonder.......

Thats how my roomate broke up with her BF she was looking at his browser history and saw an unhealthy amount of beastiality porn on it. She just kinda added it on to the list of his creepiness


What is a healthy amount of beastiality porn?
 
2013-10-12 04:35:42 PM

Calehedron: What about married couples that watch porn together?  She really gets into MFF threesomes, especially if they are tattoo'd.

We have a 42" TV on the wall of our bedroom with an HTPC and 5.1 surround sound.  Thinking of upgrading to a 60ish inch and put the 42 downstairs in the den.  Our bedroom is 22ft long while the den in only 16ft.


Your wife is into threesomes with tattooed chicks, and yet your discussion of the topic drifts quickly into comparative interior design.

That is just wrong.
 
2013-10-12 04:43:11 PM
*weeps quietly while reading some of these stories*


wipes a tear...
ok...my wife and i were watching something that said that men average once a day and women some lower number. she asked me if that was true. I lied and said...yeah...maybe... one every or ever other. her response was how gross that was.

at that point, i couldn't tell her that in her own house...it might have averaged over once a day.
 
2013-10-12 04:45:57 PM
Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.
 
2013-10-12 04:59:12 PM
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2013-10-12 05:00:48 PM

tblax: groppet: taurusowner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

My last ex needed me to fix her laptop. Being somewhat of an amateur IT guy, of course I checked her browser history. Found out she liked lesbian porn. Her Youporn history was almost as extensive as mine. Never brought it up or tried to work the whole threesome angle, but it was interesting/nice to know she was into that.

\Always suspected her best friend played for both teams
\\I wonder.......

Thats how my roomate broke up with her BF she was looking at his browser history and saw an unhealthy amount of beastiality porn on it. She just kinda added it on to the list of his creepiness

What is a healthy amount of beastiality porn?


s.mcstatic.com
Zero point Zero.
 
2013-10-12 05:07:44 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.


I was gonna say something like "only if how-to videos focused on really weird parts of the task, prioritized looking cool over realism, and faked most of the results", but then I realized that I was only reinforcing your point.
 
2013-10-12 05:39:28 PM

MagSeven: What is a healthy amount of beastiality porn?


My dog has needs too. I don't judge.
I kinda admire him. After all,  I don't have the nerve to just walk up and take a crotch sniff and then saunter off to the corner and start licking my balls.
 
2013-10-12 05:43:31 PM

Jim_Callahan: Bennie Crabtree: Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.

I was gonna say something like "only if how-to videos focused on really weird parts of the task, prioritized looking cool over realism, and faked most of the results", but then I realized that I was only reinforcing your point.


Remember in the 90's when they started putting the "This movie has medical teaching value" claim in the opening credits of porn coming out of major studios? That always made me laugh. I mean some of them would have medical value if you were teaching female anatomy, cause some of them were trying to show you ovaries.
 
2013-10-12 05:51:02 PM

ongbok: Jim_Callahan: Bennie Crabtree: Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.

I was gonna say something like "only if how-to videos focused on really weird parts of the task, prioritized looking cool over realism, and faked most of the results", but then I realized that I was only reinforcing your point.

Remember in the 90's when they started putting the "This movie has medical teaching value" claim in the opening credits of porn coming out of major studios? That always made me laugh. I mean some of them would have medical value if you were teaching female anatomy, cause some of them were trying to show you ovaries.


I was in a 1st Amendment class the other week, and one person put out "educational potental" as an argument for porn being protected speech.  I believe there's a lot of value in de-tabooing creative, enthusiastic sex, and I believe porn does that, but educational?  Watching game film may help you become a better basketball player, but if that's the goal, you watch the 90s Bulls, not the Globetrotters.
 
2013-10-12 06:24:14 PM

tblax: groppet: taurusowner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

My last ex needed me to fix her laptop. Being somewhat of an amateur IT guy, of course I checked her browser history. Found out she liked lesbian porn. Her Youporn history was almost as extensive as mine. Never brought it up or tried to work the whole threesome angle, but it was interesting/nice to know she was into that.

\Always suspected her best friend played for both teams
\\I wonder.......

Thats how my roomate broke up with her BF she was looking at his browser history and saw an unhealthy amount of beastiality porn on it. She just kinda added it on to the list of his creepiness

What is a healthy amount of beastiality porn?


1 or two links, I'd guess? Enough that you could conceptually say 'I watched it for the oddness' or 'it was accidental' or 'look, they brought in the iguana half way through, so I didn't know it was beasiality and I was almost done, so...ya, I whacked it to the Gieco guy banging the Progressive girl'.

That said, who farking browses without using 'private' mode? Chrome, IE, FF, hell even Safari support it, it wipes the cookies and doesn't save history, etc.
 
2013-10-12 06:30:22 PM

Last Man on Earth: ongbok: Jim_Callahan: Bennie Crabtree: Why isn't porn a subset of the "how-to" category? the obvious overlap is probably responsible for the skewed results.

I was gonna say something like "only if how-to videos focused on really weird parts of the task, prioritized looking cool over realism, and faked most of the results", but then I realized that I was only reinforcing your point.

Remember in the 90's when they started putting the "This movie has medical teaching value" claim in the opening credits of porn coming out of major studios? That always made me laugh. I mean some of them would have medical value if you were teaching female anatomy, cause some of them were trying to show you ovaries.

I was in a 1st Amendment class the other week, and one person put out "educational potental" as an argument for porn being protected speech.  I believe there's a lot of value in de-tabooing creative, enthusiastic sex, and I believe porn does that, but educational?  Watching game film may help you become a better basketball player, but if that's the goal, you watch the 90s Bulls, not the Globetrotters.


And yet, obscenity law used to exempt things of an educational or political nature, so pornos would include a little bit about the first amendment, or a "for medical training" bit prior to the main feature.

1st Amendment law has gotten more sane, but in the "I know it when I see it" days, the law was, shall we say, a little farked.
 
2013-10-12 06:40:10 PM
When the girl is out of town my porn watching goes up a lot. Watching a lot right now and so is she.
 
2013-10-12 08:34:05 PM
Wait... What... 25% online? Is there another way to watch it?
 
2013-10-12 08:48:24 PM

cptjeff: And yet, obscenity law used to exempt things of an educational or political nature, so pornos would include a little bit about the first amendment, or a "for medical training" bit prior to the main feature.


The SLAPS element?  Yeah, that's still part of it.  It's actually why porn first started having a storyline.  Honestly, though, I'm glad that the standard is so vague, and reliant on "contemporary community standards."  That way, as society gets more open and permissive, obscenity convictions will get more and more rare, rather than being bound to some hard-and-fast outdated standard.  It's kind of the same way the fighting words doctrine has pretty much gone unused since its conception.
 
2013-10-12 10:05:14 PM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.



Oh boo hoo.

Prior to my divorce, I went FOUR YEARS without sex. Without anything.

When I reconnected with my old girlfriend (now fiancee), it was frequent and wonderful. Years later, we're still happy and very active, and we're still just as happy. She's got a kid. She went through two marriages similar to mine.

Moral of the story: You're suffering through whatever you're suffering through because you choose to stay. Either go find a new scene, or stop whining.
 
2013-10-12 10:48:56 PM
BS

Every time someone's tried to do a study on the effect of porn on men, they've had to abandon it bc they couldn't find anyone for a control group
 
2013-10-13 01:39:35 AM

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

same here.  I'm thinking about cheating on her so she'll let me watch porn.

In all seriousness though.. When we hooked up, I was getting BJs, HJs, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle.. all on the regular.  She straight up used her clam to hypnotize me.  The whole time I'm thinking "she's using her clam to hypnotize me.. I need to make sure I don't let this phase end."  I've done the im not interested angle, the elusive angle, the asshole angle... anything to keep her in that first, glorious phase of (any) new relationship.

Four years, one can of bunk spermicide foam, and a child later... I'm lucky if I get 'the business' 3 times a month.  So yeah, If I go to the strip club, watch some pron, or bang a 20 year old.. it's her fault.  She's the one who falsely advertised her sexual prowess and availability.

/No, I'm not trolling.  And if you think I am, you obviously don't know how much it sucks to be betrayed intimately.


Oh, wow, someone is going bored with their sex life. Time to break up or grow up.
 
2013-10-13 01:57:17 AM

TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.


There's no possible logical claim as to how watching videos could be worse than sexual/emotional contact with another person. Sounds to me like Chasbash's woman knows he won't cheat with a real person, so she's bringing the fight to where it's actually needed, insisting that the only thing he might actually do is the worst of all sins.

So yeah, Chabash needs to either grow some balls, put his foot down and stop that kind of controlling behavior and help her through her insecurity or seriously work on getting the fark out.

/watching porn with your spouse is fun
 
2013-10-13 10:14:27 AM
I know I'll be called a liar but I'm saying it anyway. I don't watch or look at porn. I'm a 35 year old male with a healthy sex drive. I'm married, and my wife and I have sex maybe 2-3 times a week. I think the last time I looked at anything pornographic was...oh...5 years ago? I don't think there's anything wrong with porn, its just not my thing.
 
2013-10-13 12:56:12 PM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.


Really? I mean, really?

I can see how someone might equate the two, as in, that they are thinking about someone else sexually... but worse?

Women need to understand something (and this doesn't count if you turn it sex to fap, which suggests some serious marital problems): guys use porn when you aren't there or aren't interested, and it means shiat.

It's no different to women that get the hots after watching Magic Mike. If you get sex afterwards, chances are, she's half thinking about Matthew McConaughey doing her. Doesn't mean she's going to run off to Hollywood to find him.
 
2013-10-13 12:57:05 PM

Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.



Well since you gotta do one or the other I would say you got the best deal.
 
2013-10-13 12:57:51 PM

TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.


I wish he was wrong. Someone with that much need for control will only tighten their grip over time.
 
2013-10-13 03:04:23 PM

SpectroBoy: TV's Vinnie: Chabash: Mine thinks watching porn would be worse than cheating on her.

You need to find a way to divorce that b*tch or "arrange an accident" then. Women like that will only get worse as time goes by.

I wish he was wrong. Someone with that much need for control will only tighten their grip over time.


And we both know which body part they will tighten their grip on.
 
2013-10-13 04:50:39 PM
Those that admit it...
About the same percentage of women who say their true number of lovers over the years...
 
2013-10-13 08:31:18 PM
I remember a few years ago they wanted to do a study on the effects of something or another on men who had and had not been exposed to internet porn.

They had to cancel the study because they couldn't find a single man who had never been exposed to internet pornography.
 
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