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(AZ Family)   If you were one of the people who guessed the owners of Amy's Baking Company were purposely acting outrageous in front of the cameras just so they could land their own reality show, please come forward to collect your prize   (azfamily.com) divider line 17
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10139 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Oct 2013 at 8:43 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-12 08:57:13 AM  
5 votes:
One of their workers did a Reddit AMA basically affirming all the crazy about that place. They went through 100s of employees. They may have been angling for their own reality series I don't doubt that...but per their former workers they really are that badshiat crazy. Plus all the weird legal shiat they've been feloniously involved in. And it [potentially, allegedly?] being Fronty McFronties, though I don't think that was ever proved just a lot of ppl thought so.

Sometimes a cigar is a cigar, and crazy is craycray
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2013-10-12 08:44:11 AM  
3 votes:
Wait, you mean things like Duck Dynasty and Pawn Stars are put on and fake? Get out of here... Reality TV is... Real!
2013-10-12 05:24:35 PM  
2 votes:
My mom was watching this on one of the local Phoenix news shows last night and texted me. "I hope these people get stage 4 asshole cancer."
2013-10-12 12:44:26 PM  
2 votes:

YoOjo: Does nobody else think that sex with that woman would be off the chart?
I'm not advocating that complete novices go around throwing their dick up some crazy but if you have a moderately damaged attic like myself then there's not so much to lose and lots to gain.
I was with a woman like her once in Austin, just a few nights spread over a week or so but I still shudder at the intensity. She repeatedly grappled with her own head mid-sex, she literally grabbed her own head and yanked it from side to side making those cracked knuckle noises with her neck, all while shouting 'fark me daddy, fark me baby' over and over. The good bit was her hips moved like a cat under a hosepipe, I had to hold on.
This Amy woman, yeah, a total freak in bed.


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2013-10-12 09:42:12 AM  
2 votes:
That behavior reminds me a bit of this:
i.imgur.com
2013-10-12 12:31:18 PM  
1 votes:
Does nobody else think that sex with that woman would be off the chart?
I'm not advocating that complete novices go around throwing their dick up some crazy but if you have a moderately damaged attic like myself then there's not so much to lose and lots to gain.
I was with a woman like her once in Austin, just a few nights spread over a week or so but I still shudder at the intensity. She repeatedly grappled with her own head mid-sex, she literally grabbed her own head and yanked it from side to side making those cracked knuckle noises with her neck, all while shouting 'fark me daddy, fark me baby' over and over. The good bit was her hips moved like a cat under a hosepipe, I had to hold on.
This Amy woman, yeah, a total freak in bed.
2013-10-12 11:46:34 AM  
1 votes:

DeathRaySanta: Mr.Hawk: DeathRaySanta: It's been a long long long time since any traditional pop-culture horror product has evoked, for me, anything more than vague appreciation. Everything is derivative, and after a while it's just not effective anymore.

And then one day, I saw this:

[img.fark.net image 400x65]

No. Farking. WAY.  Just, no.

That look-- scripted or not-- is just TERRIFYING, on a very deep-down primal level. Count me out.

Can some one PLEASE animate that?? A slow zoom n maybe? I could use a gif like that quite often...

Not sure if an anigif would add anything. It's the frozen, unblinking stare of psychotic rage.

/i don't care how crazy good the sex might be
//hell no


Yeah, but imagine it COMING RIGHT AT YOU!!


/The horror
2013-10-12 11:31:23 AM  
1 votes:

Mr.Hawk: DeathRaySanta: It's been a long long long time since any traditional pop-culture horror product has evoked, for me, anything more than vague appreciation. Everything is derivative, and after a while it's just not effective anymore.

And then one day, I saw this:

[img.fark.net image 400x65]

No. Farking. WAY.  Just, no.

That look-- scripted or not-- is just TERRIFYING, on a very deep-down primal level. Count me out.

Can some one PLEASE animate that?? A slow zoom n maybe? I could use a gif like that quite often...


Not sure if an anigif would add anything. It's the frozen, unblinking stare of psychotic rage.

/i don't care how crazy good the sex might be
//hell no
2013-10-12 11:20:39 AM  
1 votes:

DeathRaySanta: It's been a long long long time since any traditional pop-culture horror product has evoked, for me, anything more than vague appreciation. Everything is derivative, and after a while it's just not effective anymore.

And then one day, I saw this:

[img.fark.net image 400x65]

No. Farking. WAY.  Just, no.

That look-- scripted or not-- is just TERRIFYING, on a very deep-down primal level. Count me out.


Can some one PLEASE animate that?? A slow zoom n maybe? I could use a gif like that quite often...
2013-10-12 11:18:33 AM  
1 votes:

DeathRaySanta: It's been a long long long time since any traditional pop-culture horror product has evoked, for me, anything more than vague appreciation. Everything is derivative, and after a while it's just not effective anymore.

And then one day, I saw this:

[img.fark.net image 400x65]

No. Farking. WAY.  Just, no.

That look-- scripted or not-- is just TERRIFYING, on a very deep-down primal level. Count me out.


Exactly the reason I can tell you this is not scripted.


You can't fake "Bachmann Eyes".
2013-10-12 11:12:46 AM  
1 votes:
It's been a long long long time since any traditional pop-culture horror product has evoked, for me, anything more than vague appreciation. Everything is derivative, and after a while it's just not effective anymore.

And then one day, I saw this:

img.fark.net

No. Farking. WAY.  Just, no.

That look-- scripted or not-- is just TERRIFYING, on a very deep-down primal level. Count me out.
2013-10-12 11:08:23 AM  
1 votes:

lawboy87: cookiefleck: .. it just said they were gonna get a reality show, not that they were faking it.

No, actually it didn't even say that.  If you read carefully, there is neither a producer or network named who is supposedly tied to this "venture."

I believe that they are just so crazy as to think they can claim that they are going to be the stars of a new reality show and it just magically happens.  As a former denizen of Hollywood and having worked there as an attorney specializing in the entertainment bizness, until there is a producer attached to a project, it is just wishful thinking.


Perhaps she's thinking of setting up cameras throughout her shop, and doing a live stream. It's that sort of bootstrappiness that gets attention. You know, like the bald eagle cam, but with more pleas for cash and flipping off customers behind their backs...
2013-10-12 11:08:05 AM  
1 votes:

Chariset: If I were a reality show producer, I'd never EVER want to work with those two.
Can you imagine trying to tell Amy what to do, give her stage directions, ask her to come to place X at time Y, deal with her cringing husband running interference, and then, after all that, feel the brunt of her wrath when the show makes her look like a narcissistic harpy instead of the sweet little angel she thinks she is?


Just read anything from people who've worked with Lindsay Lohan, it probably gives you a good idea of what it would be like to work with these loons.

I divorced a crazy asshole. "Like herding cats" doesn't even do it justice. "Like herding insane, drugged-out, cross-eyed cats, with fleas in their ears and carrying guns" might be closer.
2013-10-12 10:26:31 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-10-12 09:23:14 AM  
1 votes:

symptomoftheuniverse: TV's Vinnie: So glad I cancelled my cable TV years ago. As long as this horse sh*t from TV execs continue, I refuse to even allow a penny of my money to go to them.

What an ironic fark handle you have.


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I approve!
2013-10-12 09:18:08 AM  
1 votes:
Great, another reality show about people i don't care about, and where they create drama and bullshiat for the amusement of people who watch such drivel as "lizard lick towing", "WWE", "Jerry Springer" ,"Real housewives" or other bullshiat made up drama shows. If you are amused and entertained by such, kill yourself, or try reading a book, on second thought, just kill yourself.
2013-10-12 09:04:51 AM  
1 votes:

Fluid: I guess you can make a living that way, if you have zero dignity.


Zero dignity is the new dignity..
 
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