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(WQAD Quad Cities)   There was no joy among drivers after a none too suave truck driver crashed into a median, spilling liquid soap all over the interstate shortly after dawn   (wqad.com) divider line 36
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2013-10-12 01:09:27 AM
Well Subby, aren't you just a ray of sunlight.
 
2013-10-12 01:10:03 AM
No fabuloso!
 
2013-10-12 01:12:29 AM
Uh...um...blue liquid for dishes?
 
2013-10-12 01:12:37 AM
Fairy
 
2013-10-12 01:13:30 AM
Hydroplaning is one thing, I can't imagine hitting a puddle of liquid soap at 80 mph.
 
2013-10-12 01:17:37 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Hydroplaning is one thing, I can't imagine hitting a puddle of liquid soap at 80 mph.


Just dial the speed back a notch and your vehicle will coast to a stop right next to an ivory spring.
 
2013-10-12 01:22:36 AM
You're soaking in it!
 
2013-10-12 01:22:46 AM
Nothing to lose, nothing to Gain.
 
2013-10-12 01:31:14 AM
So was the trucker treated at the hospital by a Dr. Brunner?
 
2013-10-12 01:32:10 AM
You need to Dial that enthusiasm back a bit, subby. It's good that you gave it your All, though.
 
2013-10-12 01:38:57 AM
Was it a clean break?
 
2013-10-12 01:41:35 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-12 01:43:54 AM
I predict there will be a Tide of soap puns.
 
2013-10-12 01:47:00 AM
Way to go there Slick.
 
2013-10-12 01:48:18 AM
It is well-known that soap on the road provides Zero traction
 
2013-10-12 01:58:01 AM
I'm sure they'll Bounce back
 
2013-10-12 02:01:00 AM
The most Zestfully clean highway in the country!
 
2013-10-12 02:01:32 AM
Local wildlife caught in the spill will be cleaned with a wash of fresh crude oil.
 
2013-10-12 02:05:10 AM
You can say this situation went...


*puts on glasses*

...Listerine.


/oh, wait...
 
2013-10-12 02:13:25 AM
They should have more carefully Proctored his driving exam, I'd Gamble.
 
2013-10-12 02:14:27 AM
That's farking awesome. Iowa rocks.
 
2013-10-12 02:16:50 AM
I remember reading somewhere that the softsoap company (before it was bought out, anyway) gained market prominence by buying ALL OF THE INVENTORY of small bottle soap dispensers, for, like, 6 months or something. So that his company would have a limited monopoly long enough to gain mindshare.

Brilliant, really.
 
2013-10-12 02:30:25 AM
It was all Spic 'n Span after the clean up.
 
2013-10-12 02:33:23 AM
Fab thread so far.....
 
2013-10-12 03:38:20 AM
There is no joy in mudville, liquid soap has all spilled out.
 
2013-10-12 04:38:11 AM
I wonder who you call when this happens? Mr. Clean or the Scrubby Bubbles?
 
2013-10-12 06:17:37 AM

Insult Comic Bishounen: Uh...um...blue liquid for dishes?


Well the trucker was likely a woman known as Dawn.
 
2013-10-12 06:59:24 AM
If the driver is held at fault, I hope he's willing to hold out a palmolive branch to the drivers he wronged.
 
2013-10-12 07:30:14 AM
Quite a cascade of events, I must say.
 
2013-10-12 08:05:36 AM
That sounds pretty wisky.
 
2013-10-12 08:11:01 AM
Vintage soap mascot observed Surfing away from the scene.


farm1.static.flickr.com

Hot like Babo Bubbles with those dark, souless eyes.
 
2013-10-12 08:21:59 AM
Face-palmolive.
 
2013-10-12 08:50:24 AM
"A man who would make a pun, would not scruple to cut a purse."
Dr. Samuel Johnson
 
2013-10-12 09:16:35 AM
They should really Safeguard aganst accidents like this.
 
2013-10-12 09:19:25 AM
A flock of Doves flew into his windshield, obscuring his vision.
 
2013-10-12 12:18:27 PM
I'm getting tired of reading all these comments from people in their Ivory towers.
 
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