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(Examiner)   Conservatives will never win the presidency in 2016 if they don't face up to the fact that they really did win in 2012 but the Obama regime stole it through massive cheating   (examiner.com) divider line 149
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2013-10-11 05:13:51 PM
Obama also made Republican voters pick Romney in the primaries. All those "true conservative" options, yet Republican voters passed them by? It can only mean Obama rigged the Republican primaries as well.

Can't be their own responsibility...
 
2013-10-11 05:16:44 PM

mediablitz: rigged


that's not the word they'd use.  close though.  only off by one letter, then they need to be rearranged ever so slightly.
 
2013-10-11 05:17:29 PM
HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-10-11 05:17:47 PM
Last line of the manifesto: "Do you support Ted Cruz for president in 2016? Join our Facebook group!"
Awesome punchline!
 
2013-10-11 05:18:50 PM
photos.imageevent.com
 
2013-10-11 05:23:07 PM
Dean Chambers is still using that f*cked up profile picture of him standing in front of that pine tree.

God love that man. He's awesome.
 
2013-10-11 05:23:48 PM
They spelled "landslide" wrong.
 
2013-10-11 05:27:08 PM
"we had would have won if not for the cheating in 2012 even if it wasn't the best campaign, candidate, and strategy employed."

So close to self awareness. But misses it completely.
 
2013-10-11 05:32:36 PM
Remember when people like Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck were considered crazy, out there loons?

Now, the mainstream GOP is crazier than they are.

These people are insane.
 
2013-10-11 05:37:58 PM
Man, the delusion is strong with that one.  The Democrats actually had an election stolen from them in 2000, but did you hear us biatching about it years later?  No, we found better candidates and went out and won.

Meanwhile, I wonder how he would feel about the fact that Florida tried to eliminate over 1,000x legitimate voters from the roles as people who were actually found to be incorrectly listed

Or, how does he feel about the gerrymandering that has given the GOP a disproportionate voice in the House?
 
2013-10-11 05:40:13 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Man, the delusion is strong with that one.  The Democrats actually had an election stolen from them in 2000, but did you hear us biatching about it years later?  No, we found better candidates and went out and won.

Meanwhile, I wonder how he would feel about the fact that Florida tried to eliminate over 1,000x legitimate voters from the roles as people who were actually found to be incorrectly listed

Or, how does he feel about the gerrymandering that has given the GOP a disproportionate voice in the House?


Yes, actually we heard quite a bit of biatching about it. I think it started to die down in the first half of Obama's first term.
 
2013-10-11 05:43:22 PM
Let me make this very clear for the far left, that lives in their own self-created unreality, that screams conspiracy and says we wear tinfoil hats every time we tell the truth about what happened in the 2012 election: We did not lose the 2012 election, the far left and the Obama Regime and campaign stole the election through massive cheating. We won the election fair and square, and they stole it.

This has GOT to be satire.

It's satire, right?
 
2013-10-11 05:45:01 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Let me make this very clear for the far left, that lives in their own self-created unreality, that screams conspiracy and says we wear tinfoil hats every time we tell the truth about what happened in the 2012 election: We did not lose the 2012 election, the far left and the Obama Regime and campaign stole the election through massive cheating. We won the election fair and square, and they stole it.

This has GOT to be satire.

It's satire, right?


Gods I hope so...
 
2013-10-11 05:48:28 PM
Romney lost 5 key swing states by fewer than 700,000 vote collectively, a number of votes easily gained through voter fraud


Easily! Just look at the thousands of proven cases! They're right there under those unskewed polls!
 
2013-10-11 05:50:19 PM
should this have a florida tag?  I mean, this kind of thing is exactly why the florida tag exists
 
2013-10-11 05:51:33 PM
Let me make this very clear for the far left, that lives in their own self-created unreality, that screams conspiracy and says we wear tinfoil hats every time we tell the truth about what happened in the 2012 election: We did not lose the 2012 election, the far left and the Obama Regime and campaign stole the election through massive cheating. We won the election fair and square, and they stole it.

An electorate that was as conservative as the 2012 electorate was [citation needed], simply put, could not reelect [citation needed] a far left [citation needed] liberal Democrat like Barack Obama,

Romney lost 5 key swing states by fewer than 700,000 vote collectively, a number of votes easily gained [citation needed] through voter fraud


Project much?
 
2013-10-11 05:57:11 PM
They say, we on the right should ignore the vote suppression and voter fraud, because if we blame our election loss on those factors, we will not make improvements in candidate selection and political strategy necessary to win in 2016...

and the last thing they would do is give sincere and useful advice to the GOP that would help Republicans win...

Oddly enough, this argument finds some supporters among those who portray themselves as the "more rational and responsible" folks on the right.


"They say to do this, but don't listen to them! They would never give us good advice! Oddly, some people on the right think it's good advice."

Here's what you don't understand Mr. Chambers: You're a 'party before country' lying sack of shat, and you just assume everyone else is just like you. They're not.
 
2013-10-11 05:57:21 PM
"The only way we'll ever win is by being the smallest, purest Conservative party of all time!"
 
2013-10-11 05:57:56 PM

Dinki: Romney lost 5 key swing states by fewer than 700,000 vote collectively, a number of votes easily gained through voter fraud


Easily! Just look at the thousands of proven cases! They're right there under those unskewed polls!


I watched a few minutes of an anti-Obama documentary last night that talked about ACORN planning massive voter fraud to get Obama elected in 2012. The example they used as proof of ACORN using voter fraud? The case of the Republican in California convicted of voter registration fraud. They just glossed over the fact that he was a Republican.

The entire 15 minutes I watched was lie packed on top of lie, but it was so EARNEST in wanting you to believe.
 
2013-10-11 05:57:59 PM

i.imgur.com


"Unskew this, biatches!"

 
2013-10-11 05:58:22 PM
Dean Chambers.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-11 06:00:41 PM
Hmm... Well I would just turn up the volume on the slut shaming, immigrant bashing and the racist dog whistles. You do that and it's bound to cut through the dem's magic cheat machine.
 
2013-10-11 06:01:15 PM
DAMN YOU, ACORN!!!
 
2013-10-11 06:01:29 PM
I refuse to read something from the examiner. May I assume that no actual that the author has no actual proof of election fraud but rather has a general "dark" feeling, perhaps worried that close (not close at all) margins are a "black" mark on our election process, and that vote totals for conservatives were counted in an "attractive and successful"ly fashion?
 
2013-10-11 06:02:13 PM
This is clearly bad news for Obama's chances of reelection. The guy knows what he's talking about because he's krunched the statisticals on this one.
 
2013-10-11 06:03:04 PM

i.imgur.com


"My bosons are unskewing! Someone help me!"

 
2013-10-11 06:03:24 PM
Let me make this very clear for the far left, that lives in their own self-created unreality, that screams conspiracy and says we wear tinfoil hats every time we tell the truth about what happened in the 2012 election: We did not lose the 2012 election, the far left and the Obama Regime and campaign stole the election through massive cheating. We won the election fair and square, and they stole it.

people.cohums.ohio-state.edu
 
2013-10-11 06:03:31 PM
Oh my god, I LOVE unskewed polls guy!  I'm so glad he's still writing and working!  Bring the lols buddy!
 
2013-10-11 06:03:41 PM

mediablitz: Dinki: Romney lost 5 key swing states by fewer than 700,000 vote collectively, a number of votes easily gained through voter fraud


Easily! Just look at the thousands of proven cases! They're right there under those unskewed polls!

I watched a few minutes of an anti-Obama documentary last night that talked about ACORN planning massive voter fraud to get Obama elected in 2012. The example they used as proof of ACORN using voter fraud? The case of the Republican in California convicted of voter registration fraud. They just glossed over the fact that he was a Republican.

The entire 15 minutes I watched was lie packed on top of lie, but it was so EARNEST in wanting you to believe.


It's made even more crazy by the fact that ACORN has been defunct since 2010.
 
2013-10-11 06:04:20 PM
Does he mention Nate Silver as part of the conspiracy.
 
2013-10-11 06:04:48 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]
"My bosons are unskewing! Someone help me!"


He looks like one of the grandmatriarchs.

Don't pretend you've never let the grandmas form the hive mind.
 
2013-10-11 06:04:58 PM
Back in full force: UnSkewedPolls.com still unskewing the skewed media polls!

Holy crap.
 
2013-10-11 06:05:34 PM

vernonFL: Remember when people like Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck were considered crazy, out there loons?

Now, the mainstream GOP is crazier than they are.

These people are insane.


 I remember when Pat Buchanan was as far, far right as you could go.     That's the Republican left of center now.
 
2013-10-11 06:06:41 PM

timswar: I refuse to read something from the examiner. May I assume that no actual that the author has no actual proof of election fraud but rather has a general "dark" feeling, perhaps worried that close (not close at all) margins are a "black" mark on our election process, and that vote totals for conservatives were counted in an "attractive and successful"ly fashion?


It's worse than that. It's an Examiner "article" penned by Dean Chambers. You can't unskew that.
 
2013-10-11 06:07:50 PM

Lord_Baull: Back in full force: UnSkewedPolls.com still unskewing the skewed media polls!

Holy crap.


It's still real to him dammit!
 
2013-10-11 06:09:21 PM
Question for the Fark IndependentsTM...

Is it frustrating or disillusioning in the LEAST to read articles like this, and realize how ill-informed, inarticulate and generaly full of potato so many of these "experts' on your team really are?  When your most influential spokespeople include the likes of Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Hannity, Coulter, Beck, Rove and a myriad other ignoramuses (ignorami?) like this Chambers fellow, does it even give you a second's worth of pause about parroting their derp?

The answer for many of you seems to be "no".  If that's true, then we have truly discovered what's wrong with American politics.
 
2013-10-11 06:09:43 PM
wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com
 
2013-10-11 06:10:10 PM

InmanRoshi: vernonFL: Remember when people like Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck were considered crazy, out there loons?

Now, the mainstream GOP is crazier than they are.

These people are insane.

 I remember when Pat Buchanan was as far, far right as you could go.     That's the Republican left of center now.


Saint Ronnie would be asking "Who are these drunken lunatics running MY Republican Party?", and he would probably switch parties so as not to be associated with the asylum escapees.
 
2013-10-11 06:10:37 PM

timswar: I refuse to read something from the examiner. May I assume that no actual that the author has no actual proof of election fraud but rather has a general "dark" feeling, perhaps worried that close (not close at all) margins are a "black" mark on our election process, and that vote totals for conservatives were counted in an "attractive and successful"ly fashion?


It's be unskewed polls guy and you should read it, I laughed my ass off.
 
2013-10-11 06:10:49 PM

KhamanV: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]
"My bosons are unskewing! Someone help me!"

He looks like one of the grandmatriarchs.

Don't pretend you've never let the grandmas form the hive mind.


For some reasons, when I thought of bosons, cookies immediately came to mind.
 
2013-10-11 06:11:02 PM

ClavellBCMI: Saint Ronnie would be asking "Who are these drunken lunatics running MY Republican Party?", and he would probably switch parties so as not to be associated with the asylum escapees.


Well he did put them out on the streets in the first place...
 
2013-10-11 06:11:06 PM
Calling the Hyperbole police subby.

*clicks link....

"We did not lose the 2012 election, the far left and the Obama Regime and campaign stole the election through massive cheating. We won the election fair and square, and they stole it."


Ok I'm hanging up the phone.
 
2013-10-11 06:11:38 PM

KhamanV: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]
"My bosons are unskewing! Someone help me!"

He looks like one of the grandmatriarchs.

Don't pretend you've never let the grandmas form the hive mind.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-11 06:12:51 PM
Is world news daily still studying birth certificates out? If so I would advise the author to keep up that kind of persistence.
 
2013-10-11 06:13:11 PM
tng.trekcore.com
 
2013-10-11 06:14:45 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: KhamanV: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]
"My bosons are unskewing! Someone help me!"

He looks like one of the grandmatriarchs.

Don't pretend you've never let the grandmas form the hive mind.

For some reasons, when I thought of bosons, cookies immediately came to mind.


This thread is now cookies...all the way down
 
2013-10-11 06:14:48 PM

InmanRoshi: vernonFL: Remember when people like Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck were considered crazy, out there loons?

Now, the mainstream GOP is crazier than they are.

These people are insane.

 I remember when Pat Buchanan was as far, far right as you could go.     That's the Republican left of center now.


I would be delighted if current republicans were as thoughtful and reasonable as Pat Buchanan
 
2013-10-11 06:15:30 PM

Parthenogenetic: KhamanV: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]
"My bosons are unskewing! Someone help me!"

He looks like one of the grandmatriarchs.

Don't pretend you've never let the grandmas form the hive mind.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x600]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-11 06:15:48 PM
You see, Americans? This right here? THIS is why you need public health care!

If you had good, proper health care, this poor guy would actually be getting the medications he needs. He'd be referred to good psychiatrists who could make good treatment choices for his obvious cases of paranoia and various other mental illnesses! He could get the massive doses of electro-convulsive therapy that he very obviously needs!! And eventually he could one day live again as a useful citizen...

DAMN you, Republicans, for causing this poor man's suffering to linger. DAMN YOU.
 
2013-10-11 06:16:31 PM
Study it out. It all comes together when you harmonize the statistical quirks.
 
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