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(Metro)   Asylum seekers claiming to be gay told they have to back it up   (metro.co.uk) divider line 29
    More: Sad, UK Border Agency, immigration officer, Stonewall, refugees, Home Affairs Committee  
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2013-10-11 05:48:09 PM  
5 votes:
My jaw is sore, do you accept old Donna Summers ticket stubs?
2013-10-11 05:08:01 PM  
5 votes:
"If they're gay, let's see them do the Hat Dance."

"You're thinking of the Mexicans. The gays have the Buttsex."

"Okay, let's see you do that, then."

"I should've just done the Hat Dance."
2013-10-11 05:04:34 PM  
4 votes:
I hear the Saudis have a test for that...
2013-10-11 07:25:09 PM  
3 votes:

fusillade762: I hear the Saudis have a test for that...


I can't find a screegrab of it, but I remember a while back The Daily Show had a bit about people in Texas wishing to adopt being asked to prove they  aren't gay, and their example question was:

"At first I was afraid, I was __________."

A) petrified
B) I don't know

/I guess that test can go both ways...
2013-10-11 07:23:24 PM  
3 votes:

0z79: you_idiot: LGBTI (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex)


Wait, there's an "I" now? What's intersex? Is it fun?

Intersex is when someone is born with any combination of both male and female sexual characteristics, such as hermaphrodites (both a penis and a vaginal opening) with varying degrees of maleness/femaleness.

/is intersex
//born that way
///if it freaks you out, block away
////I have no time for you


Well your name is Chris, so you have that going for you.
2013-10-11 10:22:42 PM  
2 votes:

uncleacid: Show them that you downloaded Cher's new album?



www.spinnyverse.com

For lesbians it would be Tegan and Sarah and Sleater-Kinney, or Meslissa Etheridge, k.d. lang,  and indigo girls for older women.
2013-10-11 09:10:02 PM  
2 votes:

wallywam1: 0z79: you_idiot: LGBTI (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex)


Wait, there's an "I" now? What's intersex? Is it fun?

Intersex is when someone is born with any combination of both male and female sexual characteristics, such as hermaphrodites (both a penis and a vaginal opening) with varying degrees of maleness/femaleness.

/is intersex
//born that way
///if it freaks you out, block away
////I have no time for you

I think it's fascinating. Western society on a foundational level defines sex assignment in binary terms. Intersex is relatively rare, so many people are never introduced to the concept until well into adulthood. I can only imagine how marginalized that would make someone feel. Mr. and Mrs., men's and women's restrooms, M or F on forms and on and on. The constant message that they are fundamentally flawed. That's a horrible way to be treated.


Or after they win Olympic gold in the women's 800M.
2013-10-11 06:55:38 PM  
2 votes:
LGBTI (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex)


Wait, there's an "I" now? What's intersex? Is it fun?
2013-10-11 06:05:10 PM  
2 votes:
Would that be anything like the eunuch test in History of the World Part One?
2013-10-11 06:00:18 PM  
2 votes:
So is there a website featuring all this proof? I'm only asking for a friend.
2013-10-11 05:57:55 PM  
2 votes:
 . . .but we are willing to learn.
2013-10-12 11:55:07 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: tinfoil-hat maggie:I think I understand this a bit better than you do Cib. Ya, I love your links and mostly you are correct. Now (sorry) I'm gonna hit you with a hypothetical so you may understand.

I didn't invent these definitions, damnit.  Take it up with Wikipedia if it matters that much,

I'm out.  Once people are arguing about the definitions of words, the conversation is truly pointless.


Sorry, I had a point at the beginning and well the more I posted the further I got from it. First off, yes you are right transgender can and does include intersex people. I started of by saying if they want the I in LGBTI I wouldn't begrudge that. Well I got drunk and well sorry I'm just gonna be weird this month through part of November more than likely it sometimes happens. Oh and just because some people say another category of people belong in a certain group doesn't make it so. A lot of intersex people don't wanna be included in the trans label. Right or wrong it's not for me to say but being bi you might understand a bit of that..
2013-10-12 12:30:10 AM  
1 votes:
Back it up into the interviewer's crotch? I saw a video kinda like that, but I think she and her friend were bi.
2013-10-11 11:10:57 PM  
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: hasty ambush: Well anybody could just say they are gay

Someone is looking for a blowjob.



Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?


/you knew somebody was going to link it eventually
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-11 10:55:35 PM  
1 votes:

you_idiot: LGBTI (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex)


Wait, there's an "I" now? What's intersex? Is it fun?


You all better chose a different letter. You KNOW how Apple feels about anything prefaced with an "i".

"iSex, from Apple. Go f$#K yourself."
2013-10-11 10:51:18 PM  
1 votes:
you_idiot: LGBTI (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex)

Still insufficiently inclusive, but making progress. We'll get to LGBTIS (straight) presently and everyone can just refer to themselves as "people", which is a bit less awkward.
2013-10-11 10:51:06 PM  
1 votes:

ciberido: For lesbians it would be Tegan and Sarah and Sleater-Kinney, or Meslissa Etheridge, k.d. lang, and indigo girls for older women.


Liking Sleater-Kinney indicates one thing only: good taste in rock and roll.
2013-10-11 10:41:05 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: you_idiot: LGBTI (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex)


Wait, there's an "I" now?

+1

/my thought
//soon they'll have the whole alphabet


That's step 37 of the Master Plan.  But it's supposed to be secret.
2013-10-11 10:09:33 PM  
1 votes:
So, uh, if they actually implement this policy, they're gonna need testers, right?

/asking for a friend
2013-10-11 09:27:15 PM  
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Okay, but I have to warn you, once you see the videos you'll never be the same.



cdn1.sbnation.com
2013-10-11 09:15:17 PM  
1 votes:
Can't you just suck my dick and see if it tastes like man poop?  No?  Oh, well maybe that's because I use condoms like a rational person.
2013-10-11 08:15:39 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: "Sure, turn around and bend over."


I think that's what the headline means by

Asylum seekers claiming to be gay told they have to back it up
2013-10-11 08:02:47 PM  
1 votes:

SpdrJay: I might be willing to screen these applicants on a case by case basis....


damn, why can't gay guys be hot girls.

did I say that out loud? what do you mean I failed?
2013-10-11 08:01:25 PM  
1 votes:
Okay, but I have to warn you, once you see the videos you'll never be the same.
2013-10-11 07:42:36 PM  
1 votes:
I might be willing to screen these applicants on a case by case basis....
2013-10-11 06:37:37 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Is it hot in Chad?
2013-10-11 06:11:49 PM  
1 votes:
Well, at least they weren't asked to bareback it up.
2013-10-11 06:05:52 PM  
1 votes:
i saw that video.

turns out the immigration lady was really hot & the guys turned out to be bisexual. hot.
2013-10-11 06:03:53 PM  
1 votes:

brap: My jaw is sore, do you accept old Donna Summers ticket stubs?


Yes.  Barbara Streisand and Wham are also acceptable substitutes
 
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