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(Sports Illustrated)   Two of baseball's most storied franchises compete in the NLCS - the Los Angeles Dodgers at the St. Louis Cardinals, Mattingly's men in blue vs. Matheny's men in red, Greinke vs. Kelly on the mound. Game 1 discussion thread (8:37pm EDT, TBS)   (mlb.si.com) divider line 410
    More: Cool, Zack Greinke, NL Championship Series, Dodgers, Cardinals, Mike Matheny, Don Mattingly, Andre Ethier, Clayton Kershaw  
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2013-10-12 01:02:34 AM  
13th....I have nothing better to do than hope the pager doesn't chime off for some on calll bulsh....lets keep going
 
2013-10-12 01:03:36 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: St. Louis is so dangerous.  So well seasoned.  Like i said, this CS will make Det/Bos look like a walk in the zoo


You sound like a best Cardinals fan.
 
2013-10-12 01:03:52 AM  

JohnnyRebel88: These guys have to play at 4pm tomorrow.  Have they mentioned this yet?


Welcome to tomorrow
 
2013-10-12 01:05:03 AM  
"I don't think many have left"
Really?  Leaving a playoff game?
"Can't call in sick to work"
It's Saturday! Cartoons and stuff!
 
2013-10-12 01:05:38 AM  

Rex_Banner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?

STL, mainly because LA won't use thier best remainging arm until/unless they have a lead


FedExPope: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?


Well, St. Louis really only has Seigrist left who is their closer. They don't want to burn him without the lead. LA still has Marmol and Volquez who can give you an inning fairly easily, plus one more.


Yea, like I thought, it's a crapshoot.
 
2013-10-12 01:06:02 AM  

FedExPope: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?


Well, St. Louis really only has Seigrist left who is their closer. They don't want to burn him without the lead. LA still has Marmol and Volquez who can give you an inning fairly easily, plus one more.


The home team will never pitch with the lead in extra innings so they don't need to save anyone for anything
 
2013-10-12 01:06:17 AM  
I bet Fox is praying that Boston beats Detroit.  Nothing kills ratings like having one team being from an uninhabited city.  They already did avoid the worst-case scenario of Oakland versus Pittsburgh, though.

This cartoon was cute, even though it makes fun of my Dodgers:

nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-12 01:06:53 AM  
We are into endurance now. One mistake by either team... Costly
 
2013-10-12 01:07:12 AM  
That right there was a crappy at bat
 
2013-10-12 01:08:04 AM  

JohnnyRebel88: Lt. Cheese Weasel: St. Louis is so dangerous.  So well seasoned.  Like i said, this CS will make Det/Bos look like a walk in the zoo

You sound like a best Cardinals fan.


NOSIR, I am a Texas Rangers fan and I was born in LA, So Dodgers were my first team before I moved to TX.  Game 6 burns my sole like it was yesterday. Pulling for Blue Crew.....
 
2013-10-12 01:08:24 AM  

cendojr: It's Saturday! Cartoons and stuff!


I have to be at work at 8am, and it's a 30 min drive- but I want to be there.
 
2013-10-12 01:08:52 AM  

FedExPope: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?


Well, St. Louis really only has Seigrist left who is their closer. They don't want to burn him without the lead. LA still has Marmol and Volquez who can give you an inning fairly easily, plus one more.


Bringing in Marmol is about as good as forfeiting.  How does he even make the roster?
 
2013-10-12 01:09:25 AM  
Cards have Mujica in the pen, also
 
2013-10-12 01:09:31 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Game 6 burns my sole like it was yesterday.


I think there are medicines for that.
 
2013-10-12 01:09:40 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Game 6 burns my sole like it was yesterday. Pulling for Blue Crew....


Were you the guy who got mad at me for twisting the knife by describing what it was like to be there, or was that someone else?

I'm hoping it was someone else. Was a ridiculous series either way.
 
2013-10-12 01:10:05 AM  
dam, if I get paged, I'm gonna tell them to go get a farking life.
 
2013-10-12 01:10:13 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Rex_Banner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?

STL, mainly because LA won't use thier best remainging arm until/unless they have a lead

FedExPope: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?


Well, St. Louis really only has Seigrist left who is their closer. They don't want to burn him without the lead. LA still has Marmol and Volquez who can give you an inning fairly easily, plus one more.

Yea, like I thought, it's a crapshoot.




So, are you lifetime dodger fan, or like the rest of LA, bandwagon.
 
2013-10-12 01:11:36 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: dam, if I get paged, I'm gonna tell them to go get a farking life.


Are you a doctor, or a drug dealer?
 
2013-10-12 01:11:42 AM  

grinding_journalist: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Game 6 burns my sole like it was yesterday. Pulling for Blue Crew....

Were you the guy who got mad at me for twisting the knife by describing what it was like to be there, or was that someone else?

I'm hoping it was someone else. Was a ridiculous series either way.


sole, soul...whatevs..........not sure it was you.......that night changed my life....I'm sure you had a good time.
 
2013-10-12 01:12:05 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: JohnnyRebel88: Lt. Cheese Weasel: St. Louis is so dangerous.  So well seasoned.  Like i said, this CS will make Det/Bos look like a walk in the zoo

You sound like a best Cardinals fan.

NOSIR, I am a Texas Rangers fan and I was born in LA, So Dodgers were my first team before I moved to TX.  Game 6 burns my sole like it was yesterday. Pulling for Blue Crew.....


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2013-10-12 01:12:54 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Rex_Banner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?

STL, mainly because LA won't use thier best remainging arm until/unless they have a lead

FedExPope: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Who, in anyone's considered opinion has the pen edge?


Well, St. Louis really only has Seigrist left who is their closer. They don't want to burn him without the lead. LA still has Marmol and Volquez who can give you an inning fairly easily, plus one more.

Yea, like I thought, it's a crapshoot.

So, are you lifetime dodger fan, or like the rest of LA, bandwagon.


Lifer Dodger Blue.  Now I live in TX and suffer equally with their shenannigans.
 
2013-10-12 01:13:45 AM  

Mark Ratner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: dam, if I get paged, I'm gonna tell them to go get a farking life.

Are you a doctor, or a drug dealer?


Sys admin, email, enterprise....several.
 
2013-10-12 01:14:45 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: mediablitz: My Give A Sh*T factor for this series doesn't seem to be registering.

Already saw "Beat L.A.!!!" posts from Giants fans on Facebook. That's dedication...

And yet, here you are commenting in this thread.

If you wanna know dangerous...I'n a Cards fan in Dodger territory...(Actually Angels, since I'm in Santa Ana...but you know)


I'm watching the game. I just said I don't give a shiat who wins.
 
2013-10-12 01:14:47 AM  
It's ok to like two teams, I read that.
 
2013-10-12 01:15:31 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I'm sure you had a good time.


If I hadn't cared a whit about either team and just happened to be there, it would still have been the most amazing crowd/sports experience I'd ever had, and will likely ever have. Cue the speech from Snow Crash about it being nice to have the most badass guy in the world in front of you so you don't have to worry about aspiring to be him. That's what Game 6 was, and is.

Amusing little bloop there.
 
2013-10-12 01:15:41 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Mark Ratner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: dam, if I get paged, I'm gonna tell them to go get a farking life.

Are you a doctor, or a drug dealer?

Sys admin, email, enterprise....several.


Jesus. You still use a pager? I'm hoping that was just a euphemism...
 
2013-10-12 01:16:57 AM  
This game has gone on too long.  I'm getting loopy. I'm imagining those guys speaking in Simlish or The Cheat while they're up there on the mound.
 
2013-10-12 01:17:08 AM  

mediablitz: Jesus. You still use a pager? I'm hoping that was just a euphemism...


I was insisting to a group of friends that people still used them and was laughed out of the room. They can still be handy.
 
2013-10-12 01:17:38 AM  

mediablitz: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Mark Ratner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: dam, if I get paged, I'm gonna tell them to go get a farking life.

Are you a doctor, or a drug dealer?

Sys admin, email, enterprise....several.

Jesus. You still use a pager? I'm hoping that was just a euphemism...


I get smart pages....same same...my phone is on the ticker for all the stupid shiat we have to cover 24x7/365
 
2013-10-12 01:17:54 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: This game has gone on too long.  I'm getting loopy. I'm imagining those guys speaking in Simlish or The Cheat while they're up there on the mound.


I'll have what you're having.
 
2013-10-12 01:18:09 AM  
Come on, Cards - finish this already - I was hoping to get up early tomorrow...
 
2013-10-12 01:18:28 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lifer Dodger Blue. Now I live in TX and suffer equally with their shenannigans.


Lifer Dodger Blue here also, but I live in Orange County.  Angels are OK; jumped on that bandwagon in 2002 obviously. =^-^=

I've never been to a Dodgers World Series game, since the last one was when I was 7 years old, I think?  1988?  I was at the Rangers' Game 5 in 2011, though.
 
2013-10-12 01:18:56 AM  
I love that baseball threads somehow manage to mimic TV game commentary in that they'll talk about just about anything *but* the game that is actually being played.
 
2013-10-12 01:19:32 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-12 01:20:30 AM  
shiat...damn birds........
 
2013-10-12 01:20:31 AM  
Oh Christ.
 
2013-10-12 01:20:32 AM  
Still have two outs. PLEASE, we can do this.
 
2013-10-12 01:20:45 AM  
double switch
 
2013-10-12 01:20:57 AM  
Beltran. RISP. Postseason.
 
2013-10-12 01:21:03 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: This game has gone on too long.  I'm getting loopy. I'm imagining those guys speaking in Simlish or The Cheat while they're up there on the mound.


If there's a 14th inning stretch the guy in charge of the lights should throw a lightswitch rave.
 
2013-10-12 01:21:36 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: mediablitz: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Mark Ratner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: dam, if I get paged, I'm gonna tell them to go get a farking life.

Are you a doctor, or a drug dealer?

Sys admin, email, enterprise....several.

Jesus. You still use a pager? I'm hoping that was just a euphemism...

I get smart pages....same same...my phone is on the ticker for all the stupid shiat we have to cover 24x7/365


Yeah. Been there, don't miss that ;-)
 
2013-10-12 01:21:49 AM  
Beltran. Home Run!!! Good night, folks. Great game.
 
2013-10-12 01:22:38 AM  

vegaswench: Oh Christ.


this
 
2013-10-12 01:23:04 AM  

grinding_journalist: I love that baseball threads somehow manage to mimic TV game commentary in that they'll talk about just about anything *but* the game that is actually being played.


If only the Dodgers could score runs, they'd win...

Even closer to TV commentary now =)
 
2013-10-12 01:23:08 AM  
My dream is/was LA/TX in the WS.  That way I win and lose. And feel great.  Yes, I need counseling.
 
2013-10-12 01:23:09 AM  

grinding_journalist: I love that baseball threads somehow manage to mimic TV game commentary in that they'll talk about just about anything *but* the game that is actually being played.




Baseball is great that way... You can do other things while watching/listen to the game.
 
2013-10-12 01:24:29 AM  
Wench, never knew you were a bb fan?  Howya doin?
 
2013-10-12 01:25:39 AM  
I mentioned to a friend in the bar I was at earlier that this would end with a walkoff single in the 13th, at the top of the 9th.

My sportsness is engorged.
 
2013-10-12 01:25:42 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Wench, never knew you were a bb fan?  Howya doin?


Dodgers at age 7, Red Sox at age 12.  This game is killing me.
 
2013-10-12 01:26:00 AM  
FINALLY I CAN SLEEP
 
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