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(Disinformation)   "Slowly, we've got all night" she roared moistly. "Let me shed into something more comfortable" she screeched, her armor plating clanking succulently under her bodice. Fabio's meaty brow furrowed with desire - he desperately wanted to spear her   (disinfo.com) divider line 53
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2013-10-11 02:10:52 PM
Pete and repeat.....
 
2013-10-11 02:13:55 PM
That headline reads like an extinction level event.
 
2013-10-11 02:21:54 PM
www.halfassedpodcast.net
/first coming
 
2013-10-11 02:28:04 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-11 02:28:33 PM
Rule 34.

Applies to all e-media, apparently.
 
2013-10-11 02:28:46 PM
Yes, a "friend" forcibly shoved awareness of this into my brain the other day.

So what would be some dinosaur-themed sex moves?

Dirty diplodocus
Cleveland sauropod
Rusty velociraptor

?
 
2013-10-11 02:34:06 PM
Insert same "RAPETOR" joke I posted last time this was greenlit [HERE].
 
2013-10-11 02:34:06 PM
Albertasoreass.l

Mind you it is about Ralph Kline and a hobo, but you get the picture.
 
2013-10-11 02:40:45 PM
Well, this is a new one on me and I thought I was pretty up on internet porn.
 
2013-10-11 02:41:59 PM
Favorite type of dinosaur for these books is the lickolotapuss
 
2013-10-11 02:43:01 PM
I think this headline is great and we should all love and cherish whoever posted it despite the fact that it may have appeared on this very website without this super keen guys knowledge.  Maybe he (or she) saw it today for the first time and thought it was funny enough to share with his friends on the interwebby.  Let's give him a break he may be one of those people that rarely submits headlines and having a greenlit might encourage him to try again sometime.  In fact if I ever meet this guy in real life, I am going to buy him a beer.
 
2013-10-11 02:43:35 PM
I might actually need to turn my wife onto this.  She likes erotica but cannot understand my love of scifi....  I wonder if if this could be a segway.
 
2013-10-11 02:45:21 PM

Saiga410: I might actually need to turn my wife onto this.  She likes erotica but cannot understand my love of scifi....  I wonder if if this could be a segway.


Anything's possible, I guess...might function better as a segue though.
 
2013-10-11 02:45:55 PM
I read this in a Cherry Poptart comic book back in the 1990's.
 
2013-10-11 02:48:42 PM
Totally farking mentally ill people.
 
2013-10-11 02:48:42 PM
It was beast that killed the beauty.
 
2013-10-11 02:56:38 PM
dangerously furry.
 
2013-10-11 03:05:20 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-11 03:06:51 PM
T-rex? More like T-rect. Am I right?!
 
2013-10-11 03:09:15 PM
Wow. I like midget amputee tranny clown scheisse porn as much as the next guy, but that's just beyond the pale.
 
2013-10-11 03:16:41 PM
Alara Branwen and Christie Sims, who claim to earn six figures churning out e-books for their obsessed fans.

I really need to enter into this industry.  Apparently no matter how ill conceived literary erotica is, people will shell out money for it.
 
2013-10-11 03:17:17 PM
www.wired.com

grabbing that ass... -
 
2013-10-11 03:22:32 PM

Carn: Favorite type of dinosaur for these books is the lickolotapuss


Last time I heard that joke I fell of my dinosaur.

*sigh*

Yes, she was a Triceratops.

But I'm no pervert, I was the one farking her. Although there was a period in my Freshman year of college when I was a bit Tricerabottom-curious but I don't want to talk about it.
 
2013-10-11 03:26:32 PM

INeedAName: T-rex? More like T-rect. Am I right?!


Reminds me of the time I saw a myassissore being taken apart by a T. Rectum. It wasn't pretty.
 
2013-10-11 03:36:50 PM
Somebody took the idea of Internet Dinosaur Erotica way too literally. The term is supposed to refer to naughty ASCII art, like these hot old timey boobs:  (@)(@)

/sorry, this post should have been labeled Retro NSFW to the max
 
2013-10-11 03:40:08 PM

Lochsteppe: Saiga410: I might actually need to turn my wife onto this.  She likes erotica but cannot understand my love of scifi....  I wonder if if this could be a segway.

Anything's possible, I guess...might function better as a segue though.


Those stupid wheeled devices have ruined that word.
 
2013-10-11 03:40:31 PM
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody **** the dinosaur
 
2013-10-11 03:41:33 PM

olapbill: [www.wired.com image 660x442]

grabbing that ass... -


I remember that episode of 'Star Trek Voyager".
 
2013-10-11 03:46:05 PM

brap: Carn: Favorite type of dinosaur for these books is the lickolotapuss

Last time I heard that joke I fell of my dinosaur.

*sigh*

Yes, she was a Triceratops.

But I'm no pervert, I was the one farking her. Although there was a period in my Freshman year of college when I was a bit Tricerabottom-curious but I don't want to talk about it.


Tell me about it.  Never ask an Iguanodon for a reach around, that's my only advice.
 
2013-10-11 04:01:44 PM

brap: Yes, she was a Triceratops.

But I'm no pervert,


Yes you are.

A Triceratops is an immature Torosaurus, so that makes you a pedosaurus.

http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/evidence-suggests-triceratops-e xi sted-sound-hear-imagination-dying.html

/or maybe not.  The theory is still controversial
 
2013-10-11 04:12:33 PM
When that guy offed his girlfriend and then facebooked it, I was browsing his e-books and saw some of the other self published e-books that made my head spin. One where a girl was gangbanged by pool floats.
 
2013-10-11 04:24:21 PM

olapbill: [www.wired.com image 660x442]

grabbing that ass... -


First thing that ran through my head was he was fingering that thing...
 
2013-10-11 04:24:38 PM
There's also a Dinosaur dating sim. [Jurassic Heart]
 
2013-10-11 04:25:08 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: brap: Yes, she was a Triceratops.

But I'm no pervert,

Yes you are.

A Triceratops is an immature Torosaurus, so that makes you a pedosaurus.

http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/evidence-suggests-triceratops-e xi sted-sound-hear-imagination-dying.html

/or maybe not.  The theory is still controversial


Hey, I'm not the one that has a subscription to  Hatchling.
 
2013-10-11 04:26:59 PM

Treygreen13: When that guy offed his girlfriend and then facebooked it, I was browsing his e-books and saw some of the other self published e-books that made my head spin. One where a girl was gangbanged by pool floats.


Man alive, people need to tone down the crazy.
 
2013-10-11 04:27:18 PM

Best Princess Celestia: olapbill: [www.wired.com image 660x442]

grabbing that ass... -

First thing that ran through my head was he was fingering that thing...


sorry, should have NSFW 'ed it.
 
2013-10-11 04:31:26 PM

brap: I think this headline is great and we should all love and cherish whoever posted it despite the fact that it may have appeared on this very website without this super keen guys knowledge.  Maybe he (or she) saw it today for the first time and thought it was funny enough to share with his friends on the interwebby.  Let's give him a break he may be one of those people that rarely submits headlines and having a greenlit might encourage him to try again sometime.  In fact if I ever meet this guy in real life, I am going to buy him a beer.


Better yet, let's get our lynching boots on.  It's the Fark way.
 
2013-10-11 04:32:35 PM
Better article.

Q&A: The Women Who Write Dinosaur Erotica

They also write monster porn.

pixel.nymag.com
 
2013-10-11 04:38:16 PM
See mom. I'm not so "weird" after all.
 
2013-10-11 05:23:22 PM
Do we refer to them as "Scalies" or "Featheries"?
 
2013-10-11 05:23:29 PM

baconbeard: See mom. I'm not so "weird" after all.


Just because you're not alone doesnt mean youre not weird
 
2013-10-11 05:27:34 PM

HighZoolander: INeedAName: T-rex? More like T-rect. Am I right?!

Reminds me of the time I saw a myassissore being taken apart by a T. Rectum. It wasn't pretty.


Rectum?
 
2013-10-11 06:17:51 PM

Son of Thunder: HighZoolander: INeedAName: T-rex? More like T-rect. Am I right?!

Reminds me of the time I saw a myassissore being taken apart by a T. Rectum. It wasn't pretty.

Rectum?


damn near killed him.
 
2013-10-11 06:30:19 PM

fusillade762: Better article.

Q&A: The Women Who Write Dinosaur Erotica

They also write monster porn.

[pixel.nymag.com image 600x400]


I... I am speechless.
 
2013-10-11 07:01:36 PM

fusillade762: Better article.

Q&A: The Women Who Write Dinosaur Erotica

They also write monster porn.


Captured by Orcs?

"FOR THE WHORED!"
 
2013-10-11 07:11:52 PM
whatthefark???
 
2013-10-11 07:20:58 PM

Seat's Taken: brap: I think this headline is great and we should all love and cherish whoever posted it despite the fact that it may have appeared on this very website without this super keen guys knowledge.  Maybe he (or she) saw it today for the first time and thought it was funny enough to share with his friends on the interwebby.  Let's give him a break he may be one of those people that rarely submits headlines and having a greenlit might encourage him to try again sometime.  In fact if I ever meet this guy in real life, I am going to buy him a beer.

Better yet, let's get our lynching boots on.  It's the Fark way.


Let's start with the Mods... once we have them out of the way, and our power base is consolidated, we can pick off the admins one by one. Then, and only then, will we realize our ultimate goal.. Wait, what was our ultimate goal again? Crap, I guess I'll just go back to reading funny news articles.
Huh, there haven't been any greens in a while. And there are a couple of d-bags getting out of hand in some of these threads.
OH, God, what have we done??????
 
2013-10-11 07:49:51 PM

FloydA: Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka lacko boom boom

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody **** the dinosaur


It's so simple, yet I can't stop laughing.
 
2013-10-11 08:03:55 PM
Trannysaurus Rex?
 
2013-10-11 08:05:13 PM
Everyone get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur...
 
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