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(TMZ)   2-year-old son of Minnesota Viking Adrian Peterson savagely beaten, currently hospitalized and in critical condition. Police are reportedly questioning everyone but the New York Giants, because the Giants can't beat anyone   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2013-10-11 03:12:51 PM  
11 votes:
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2013-10-11 01:46:24 PM  
7 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: soooooo... should I bench him?



If you had AD's son, I would definitely sit him.
2013-10-11 01:26:24 PM  
3 votes:
soooooo... should I bench him?
2013-10-11 06:32:52 PM  
2 votes:

JohnBigBootay: netweavr: To be fair, it may have just been one strike. When you have 150 lbs on the victim it doesn't take much.

Good point. If this wasn't already established I think it can be universally agreed that it's super easy to kill babies.


Maybe for you, you monster!
2013-10-11 03:54:21 PM  
2 votes:

mikaloyd: I fell for it too. Some people just dig trolling threads about an infant's imminent death I guess.


Hm. Point taken. Here is an adorable doggie.

i27.photobucket.com
2013-10-11 03:42:51 PM  
2 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: Lots of guys do this because they don't want to raise some other guy's kid. The Milke kid was probably killed because his killer didn't want to raise him. So they told him he was going to go see Santa Claus and took him out in the desert and shot him.


Yeah, I know. I was just talking with my buddies the other day about how the most tedious part of dating a single mom is feeling obligated to beat their children to death. This guy Jeff was like "it's not a big deal. You get over it."
2013-10-11 02:48:23 PM  
2 votes:
Thanks for ensuring I will be going straight to hell, submitter, for having laughed so heartily at this
headline.
2013-10-12 04:42:41 AM  
1 vote:
Sioux City, Sioux Falls, who gives a shiat. Sioux me
2013-10-11 07:20:49 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, among species that exhibit sexual dimorphism, infanticide is a viable method of ensuring the passage of your genetic material.  A woman that is nursing with the child of another man will fail to ovulate because of inhibitory hormones produced by lactation.  Only by killing the nursing children will the mother cease to feed and again become sexually active, allowing the new male to reproduce.

That being said we're not mountain gorillas and I hope something gets stuck in that man's urethra.
2013-10-11 04:54:38 PM  
1 vote:

Saiga410: Banned on the Run: "The more I know about people, the better I like my dogs." -- Mark Twain

Here is some brain bleach

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Do you know how many dogs are mistreated in this country every year.  From starvation, to beatings, to just out and out killing.....

Would you like to know more?


Go away, Sarah Maclachlan.
2013-10-11 04:35:31 PM  
1 vote:
I know, "Welcome to Fark." and all that, but this is one of those rare occasions where I really don't find it in myself to be snarky about the beating death of a toddler.
2013-10-11 03:55:00 PM  
1 vote:

mikaloyd: Anybody you have ever met do this?


Yes.  I'm a polar bear IRL
2013-10-11 03:46:30 PM  
1 vote:

This Looks Fun: TheShavingofOccam123: Lots of guys do this because they don't want to raise some other guy's kid. The Milke kid was probably killed because his killer didn't want to raise him. So they told him he was going to go see Santa Claus and took him out in the desert and shot him.

Yeah, I know. I was just talking with my buddies the other day about how the most tedious part of dating a single mom is feeling obligated to beat their children to death. This guy Jeff was like "it's not a big deal. You get over it."


Sounds like a real good guy. What's his Fark handle?
2013-10-11 03:40:50 PM  
1 vote:

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Nabb1: The article says no brain activity since 5:30 last night. He's not going to live.

:(

It's instances like this why I will always support a death penalty, no matter how "civilized' we think we are as a society.


I'm ethically against the death penalty. However, if anyone were to ever lay a hand on my child, I wouldn't hesitate the throw the switch myself. And people who beat up on little kids deserve to DIAF. How farking pathetic do you have to be to harm a kid?

Oh and sign me up on the Hell-train for laughing at that last sentence in the headline. You're a real asshole, subby!
2013-10-11 03:40:21 PM  
1 vote:
This story sucks.

Here's a picture of a kitten:
assets.nydailynews.com
2013-10-11 03:30:32 PM  
1 vote:
Peterson should bail him out then proceed to beat him into the critical care unit.
2013-10-11 03:11:45 PM  
1 vote:
Let AP hit the guy with his fists until Ponder can hit him with a pass
2013-10-11 03:09:33 PM  
1 vote:
What a horrible horrible thing to have to deal with

/Glad the Giants have an airtight Alibi
2013-10-11 02:04:41 PM  
1 vote:
As much as I don't normally like this, I hope in this case, assuming the kid lives (and I certainly hope he does!), the prosecutor throws every single thing possible at him.  Child abuse, attempted murder, maybe he was illegally parked at the time, throw this piece of shiat away, he is of no use to society whatsoever.
2013-10-11 02:03:03 PM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing the Steelers or Jaguars are safe too.
2013-10-11 01:50:30 PM  
1 vote:
Mob really wants him to throw a game.
 
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