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(Daily Mail)   'Fungus on my gastric band made my stomach explode' - Another compelling reason to consider using self control instead of surgery to lose weight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Scary, Gastric Bands Go Wrong, Samantha Haworth, Vitamin B12, medically induced coma, surgery  
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2013-10-11 01:22:45 PM
12 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-11 01:29:33 PM
10 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I hear getting your spleen removed is a great way to lose weight.


I just stapled my mouth shut, and I lost all kinds of weight. The body mod looks kind of kewl, too.

Plus my phone is ringing all day long from all the guys who now want to go out with me. Well, I can't answer it, but it's the thought that counts.
2013-10-11 03:30:43 PM
6 votes:
www.rottenecards.com
2013-10-11 03:38:44 PM
5 votes:

i253.photobucket.com

Here's the morel of the story.
2013-10-11 02:55:32 PM
4 votes:

wee: But fat people can't help it.  It's genetics, hormones, low metabolism, and all sorts of things.  Eating better and moving around more often just aren't viable options for people who are overweight.  Being fat is in no way their fault, and surgery is the only option sometimes.


Eating better and moving around more is a total and complete cure-all for excess weight. Bone structure, genetics, packaged foods, HFCS, marketing, none of those things have anything to do with it. All you have to do is walk a little more and eat a little less and soon you'll be skinny and attractive. It's so easy, anyone can do it. In fact, this is why every single person in the first world is so healthy and right sized.
2013-10-11 03:06:36 PM
3 votes:
I lost 150 pound of useless flesh in three months. I still have to pay her child support though.

/Down 30 pounds
//20 to go
2013-10-11 02:51:29 PM
3 votes:
'Gastric fungus band' is the cool band name for today.
wee [TotalFark]
2013-10-11 01:35:05 PM
3 votes:
But fat people can't help it.  It's genetics, hormones, low metabolism, and all sorts of things.  Eating better and moving around more often just aren't viable options for people who are overweight.  Being fat is in no way their fault, and surgery is the only option sometimes.
2013-10-11 05:58:03 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-10-11 04:00:30 PM
2 votes:
I liked The Fungus on my Gastric band before they blew up
2013-10-11 03:06:53 PM
2 votes:

grandma's famous pot pie recipe: Exactly! The laws of physics don't apply to fat people. It's glandular.


Yeah.  Saliva glands.
2013-10-11 03:00:23 PM
2 votes:
s9.postimg.org
It's the fungus among us.
2013-10-12 10:32:15 AM
1 votes:
True story: A friend of mine worked at one of these clinics that does gastric bands. One year one of the other nurses decided it would be a good morale booster to go look up some of the past patients & see how many were successful keeping the weight off.

So she started calling up past clients to gather success stories. She couldnt find one.

She eventually gave up... and also left the company to go do something that actually helps people.
2013-10-11 05:32:54 PM
1 votes:
Put the carbs down.
2013-10-11 04:29:43 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-11 03:01:48 PM
1 votes:
I think we're all missing the most important point here...

...Gastric Fungus would make an Awesome band name!
2013-10-11 02:58:00 PM
1 votes:
Oh good, a fatty hate thread! I can't wait for everyone to tell me that I should just eat less and exercise more! I totally never tried that!
2013-10-11 01:44:13 PM
1 votes:
Well, ya lost weight, didn't ya?

/sheesh... some people
2013-10-11 01:25:48 PM
1 votes:
I hear getting your spleen removed is a great way to lose weight.
2013-10-11 01:07:39 PM
1 votes:
While I'm not sure how seriously to take a Daily Fail article on the matter, it is generally true that not eating quite so much is a better option than someone cutting you open and tinkering with your guts.
 
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