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(CNN)   Rockwell painting missing. Police feel like somebody should've been watching it   (cnn.com) divider line 74
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2013-10-11 01:03:57 PM
"The painting disappeared from a WelPak Art Moving and Storage unit at 58-60 Grand Avenue in Maspeth."

WTF was it doing in some sh*thole storage locker amongst all the other lockers which are most likely filled with old baby strollers and moldy porn mags?
 
2013-10-11 01:04:12 PM
Michael Jackson is dead subby, get over it!
 
2013-10-11 01:04:50 PM
Police feel like somebody should've been watching it


...I've always felt that...
 
2013-10-11 01:05:24 PM
shavarross.com

/obscure?
 
2013-10-11 01:07:57 PM
Magnificent work subby. Going waaaaaaaaay back for that one.
 
2013-10-11 01:08:46 PM

calbert: [shavarross.com image 380x274]

/obscure?


I'm guessing not, since it was in the headline and all.
 
2013-10-11 01:09:02 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Michael Jackson is dead subby, get over it!


True story:
One day, that Rockwell song was playing.  Something on he news prompted my son to point out that it would suck if the writer of the song died.  My answer was, "No...  No one really cares about him.  But the guy who did the chorus...  If HE died, that would be some BIG news!"
That afternoon, Michael Jackson died.

I swear, it was a coincidence.  But it was still freaky.
 
2013-10-11 01:12:05 PM

calbert: [shavarross.com image 380x274]

/obscure?

images.ftw.usatoday.com
 
2013-10-11 01:16:28 PM

TV's Vinnie: "The painting disappeared from a WelPak Art Moving and Storage unit at 58-60 Grand Avenue in Maspeth."

WTF was it doing in some sh*thole storage locker amongst all the other lockers which are most likely filled with old baby strollers and moldy porn mags?


I don't think those qualify as art.
 
2013-10-11 01:16:32 PM

calbert: /obscure?


Oh, what the hell... One more:

img849.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-11 01:22:00 PM
i39.tinypic.com

What a Norman Rockwell watch may look like?
 
2013-10-11 01:25:52 PM
He could use a bigger boat.
 
2013-10-11 01:25:53 PM
probesport: ~ I don't think those qualify as art.

These days, urine and feces qualify, so why wouldn't baby strollers and moldy porn?

"moldy porn" ` sound like some heavy fetish stuff.
 
2013-10-11 01:26:41 PM
Definite HotW candidate subby, but probably wasted on the younglings.
 
2013-10-11 01:27:03 PM
The police should check near some Brooklyn Housing projects to see if a bunch of hoods are charging people $20 to look at the Rockwell painting.
 
2013-10-11 01:27:45 PM
3 claps up for the headline subby!
 
2013-10-11 01:33:18 PM
BRAVO,  substers!
 
2013-10-11 01:33:27 PM
tip of the cap to subby.

/now if I could get that song out of my head
 
2013-10-11 01:34:19 PM
Someones insurance is about to go up.
 
2013-10-11 01:35:24 PM
+1 for the headline

-1 for the earworm
 
2013-10-11 01:37:24 PM

TV's Vinnie: "The painting disappeared from a WelPak Art Moving and Storage unit at 58-60 Grand Avenue in Maspeth."

WTF was it doing in some sh*thole storage locker amongst all the other lockers which are most likely filled with old baby strollers and moldy porn mags?


YUUUUUUPPP!
 
2013-10-11 01:38:35 PM
img10.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-11 01:40:07 PM

asleep71: tip of the cap to subby.

/now if I could get that song out of my head


This. Of course this whole thread drove me to youtube to watch the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
 
DB
2013-10-11 01:40:43 PM
+ 1 subby
 
2013-10-11 01:41:25 PM

asleep71: tip of the cap to subby.

/now if I could get that song out of my head


You just need some privacy.
 
2013-10-11 01:42:01 PM

durbnpoisn: That afternoon, Michael Jackson died.


his blood is on your hands, murderer
 
2013-10-11 01:43:32 PM
+1  Subby.  Out yourself, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-10-11 01:48:42 PM

calbert: [shavarross.com image 380x274]

/obscure?


I'll join in:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-11 01:50:34 PM
static.comicvine.com


Didn't know Sam was a painter.
 
2013-10-11 01:52:24 PM
Was the thief about 3 inches high, wearing glasses, and made of money?
 
2013-10-11 01:53:46 PM
Damn you, subby. Damn you to hell.
 
2013-10-11 01:53:48 PM
I heard this at the store the other day. I'd just finished getting it out of my head for the umpteen-hundredth time since the mid 80s. And now this?

+1 Subby.
 
2013-10-11 01:54:13 PM
www.impdb.org
????????
 
2013-10-11 01:54:20 PM
I still don't get it. Something to do with a Michael Jackson song? ::googles:: Oh, so that song wasn't just by Michael Jackson?

I really should pay more attention to pop music, I guess. I never did watch MTV when that was all videos; bored the life out of me.

For the young and/or indifferent:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockwell_(musician)
 
2013-10-11 01:55:45 PM
Well played, subby.
 
2013-10-11 01:59:29 PM
The obscene phone caller is obviously a suspect.

/ You dirty, little, nasty twit.
 
2013-10-11 02:03:29 PM

hangout.altsounds.com


R.I.P Norman Rockwell

 
2013-10-11 02:03:56 PM
Video of that famed 80's song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAISUDbjXj0
 
2013-10-11 02:04:00 PM

mbillips: ...I never did watch MTV when that was all videos; bored the life out of me....



So it's YOUR fault MTV is useless garbage now (and, let's be honest, has been for 20 years)?
 
2013-10-11 02:04:31 PM

medius: durbnpoisn: That afternoon, Michael Jackson died.

his blood is on your hands, murderer


That's the running joke in my house ever since.  Or at least a variation thereof like, "Well, at least I didn't kill Michael Jackson."
 
2013-10-11 02:07:47 PM

calbert: [shavarross.com image 380x274]

/obscure?


www.nerdsraging.com
 
2013-10-11 02:09:19 PM

siciliana.it



RIP ROCK HUDSON

 
2013-10-11 02:12:36 PM
There's some kind of not-irony thing going on here where a depiction of long lost Americana has been stolen by its real-life replacement.
 
2013-10-11 02:14:30 PM

4.bp.blogspot.com



"I always feel like, Ceiling Cat is watching meeeeee!"


media.tumblr.com

 
2013-10-11 02:18:16 PM
Ich bin Subby.  Thanks for the high-fives.

As for those who are now permanently hearing Rockwell for the rest of the day...sorry bout that.
 
2013-10-11 02:27:26 PM
I don't know whether to kiss or punch subby for that headline.  I groaned and laughed at the same time.
 
2013-10-11 02:29:08 PM

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Ich bin Subby.  Thanks for the high-fives.

As for those who are now permanently hearing Rockwell for the rest of the day...sorry bout that.


No need to be sorry. I actually love that song...
 
2013-10-11 02:32:44 PM

calbert: [shavarross.com image 380x274]

/obscure?


Subtle.
 
2013-10-11 02:33:53 PM

mbillips:  Oh, so that song wasn't just by Michael Jackson?


He had one line (repeated twice) in the chorus, and was the sole reason that song even charted.
 
2013-10-11 02:37:05 PM

calbert: [shavarross.com image 380x274]

/obscure?


jenniferlawrenceimages.com
 
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