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(Yahoo)   Christine Steele blames God he's no longer the starting QB in Minnesota, and not the fact that he can't throw an accurate pass more than six inches   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 28
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jbc [TotalFark]
2013-10-11 10:40:45 AM
FTFA:  Does Ponder want to be traded? Not necessarily.

I wouldn't want to be traded either if it meant going down in history as being the man traded for a used stick of bubble gum and 3 Milli Vanilli CDs. Not that the Vikings could get that for him.
 
2013-10-11 10:49:29 AM

jbc: FTFA:  Does Ponder want to be traded? Not necessarily.

I wouldn't want to be traded either if it meant going down in history as being the man traded for a used stick of bubble gum and 3 Milli Vanilli CDs. Not that the Vikings could get that for him.


I'm waiting for the Cardinals, Bucs or Texans to come calling for him.
 
2013-10-11 11:37:25 AM
Christine Steele??
 
2013-10-11 11:46:18 AM
Careful, bitter Vikings fan. If this Josh Freeman thing doesn't work out, you might have to watch your team give Matt Cassel a two year deal this off season.
 
2013-10-11 11:48:44 AM
Finally, a story about a Christian who blames g0d for his sport follies! "I would have made the game winning touchdown if Jesus didn't guide those guys to sack me on 4th down and 9 on the 22 yd line with 33 seconds to go!"
 
2013-10-11 11:48:46 AM

BunkoSquad: Christine Steele??


Yeah, what?
 
2013-10-11 11:48:51 AM
"I'm not going to get too discouraged about it. I'm a man of faith and I know God's in control."

I think God is telling you that you suck, then.
 
2013-10-11 11:55:09 AM

This Looks Fun: BunkoSquad: Christine Steele??

Yeah, what?


He's married to ESPN's Samantha Steele.
 
2013-10-11 12:17:59 PM
Christine Steele blames God he's no longer the starting QB in Minnesota, and not the fact that he can't throw an accurate pass more than six inches

He figured three inches was good enough for Favre.
 
2013-10-11 12:54:22 PM
Samantha Ponder Steele has the perfect birth control. She knows he's going to overshoot.
 
2013-10-11 01:00:23 PM
I'd be so pissed if control of his football career was on God's agenda.
 
2013-10-11 01:17:15 PM
What does his brother Blue Steele have to say about this?
 
2013-10-11 01:37:16 PM

groppet: What does his brother Blue Steele have to say about this?


Actually, his brother's named Jon.

/taught them both while student teaching
//csb
 
2013-10-11 01:37:19 PM
He should blame god for having parents that named him christine.
 
2013-10-11 01:41:01 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Finally, a story about a Christian who blames g0d for his sport follies! "I would have made the game winning touchdown if Jesus didn't guide those guys to sack me on 4th down and 9 on the 22 yd line with 33 seconds to go!"


"Having talked the issue over with my agent and my clergy, I am now listening to offers from other faiths. However, I regret to inform you that I have ruled out the the Church of Scientology."
 
2013-10-11 01:46:04 PM
http://www.tsn.ca/nfl/story/?id=433886

Adrian Petersons 2 year old son nearly beaten to death by mothers new boyfriend.
 
2013-10-11 01:47:11 PM
it has nothing to with any deity, and has everything to do with the fact that he is not an NFL caliber QB. How nice of Spergon Ponder to find someone/something else to blame for his immense suckage.
 
2013-10-11 01:54:29 PM
I for one applaud his message. If players want to thank god when they do well, why not hold him accountable for when he wrecks your career. I mean obviously, god really does not like Ponder; otherwise he would have given him some talent. But if god's gonna be a dick just for the lols, then why not ask satan for some help. It can't hurt.
 
2013-10-11 02:19:58 PM
 Chrissy Steele

Cry myself to sleep
 
2013-10-11 02:28:18 PM

skrame: Christine Steele blames God he's no longer the starting QB in Minnesota, and not the fact that he can't throw an accurate pass more than six inches

He figured three inches was good enough for Favre.


"He's like a kid down there!"
 
2013-10-11 02:42:36 PM

Menjo_Bleeko: groppet: What does his brother Blue Steele have to say about this?

Actually, his brother's named Jon Remington.

/taught them both while student teaching
//csb


We can do this all day, people.

// actually, let's
// I'm running out the clock on my last day of gainful employment at this job
 
2013-10-11 02:47:33 PM
I thought Yahoo was joking about that site design.  Guess not!
 
2013-10-11 03:42:31 PM
"I'm a man of faith and I know God's in control."  Did someone forget to tell him that God is currently the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos?

/Vikings fan
//Doesn't matter who they start until they get rid of Musgrave
 
2013-10-11 04:01:13 PM

jayhawk88: This Looks Fun: BunkoSquad: Christine Steele??

Yeah, what?

He's married to ESPN's Samantha Steele.


I thought she was Samantha Ponder. Didn't know she was a celeb before then.
 
2013-10-11 04:13:24 PM

groppet: What does his brother Blue Steele have to say about this?


Nothing, he's deferring to his father, Remington.
 
2013-10-11 04:22:59 PM
"I'm a man of faith and I know God's in control."

Yes. God will make you a competent quarterback. Like he did with Tebow. I gotta get me a religion. Life would be so much easier without personal responsibility. Eh, fark it, Jesus took the wheel and I stabbed my neighbor 17 times. God won't give me more than I can handle, after all.
 
2013-10-12 08:13:53 AM

This Looks Fun: jayhawk88: This Looks Fun: BunkoSquad: Christine Steele??

Yeah, what?

He's married to ESPN's Samantha Steele.

I thought she was Samantha Ponder. Didn't know she was a celeb before then.


She was with ESPN before they got married, but she did take his last name.  They call her Samantha Ponder now.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-10-12 11:45:52 AM

flak attack: They call her Samantha Ponder now.


That would be like rebranding a Ford Escort as a Ford Pinto. Who's the rocket surgeon who decided to so that?
 
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