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(SeattlePI)   Bad: leaving a bride at the altar. Fark: leaving a bride at the gas station   (seattlepi.com) divider line 16
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2013-10-11 11:48:12 AM
Well, that's a great way to escape the ball and chain.
 
2013-10-11 11:50:19 AM
"Only after 2 ½ hours on the road did he notice she was gone and called police, who said she was patiently waiting."

Yeah I'm sure patiently is the word...
 
2013-10-11 11:50:38 AM
At least he came back for her.

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2013-10-11 11:58:53 AM
he ditched her at the gas station like this guy?

old.bfi.org.uk

obscure?
 
2013-10-11 12:09:06 PM
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2013-10-11 12:20:50 PM
"I said 'DP', dummkopf!"
 
2013-10-11 12:31:51 PM
Two and a half hours--ha, just like a man. He was probably driving down the road listening to the sound of the engine or something, and never even thought about his bride. "My, this rental car is nice. Maybe we should get one someday. I particularly like the gadgets on the dashboard--oh, whoa, look at this thing! I definitely need one of these. I wonder if I could upgrade my car to have this? I really like the digital readout on this thing.....but it could be better. I'd do it with more backlighting, put it over there instead......."
 
2013-10-11 12:48:21 PM
DNRTFA, but I am quite sure I know who the culprit is

www.frederikhermann.com
 
2013-10-11 12:52:10 PM
Guess who didn't get laid on his honeymoon.
 
2013-10-11 01:00:25 PM

cryinoutloud: Two and a half hours--ha, just like a man. He was probably driving down the road listening to the sound of the engine or something, and never even thought about his bride. "My, this rental car is nice. Maybe we should get one someday. I particularly like the gadgets on the dashboard--oh, whoa, look at this thing! I definitely need one of these. I wonder if I could upgrade my car to have this? I really like the digital readout on this thing.....but it could be better. I'd do it with more backlighting, put it over there instead......."


Or Jamming to music and said something like this, "Honey is the music too loud?" "Honey....Oh ^%%$$$%^%%^)(()**&(*&(&*&*&*%^%
 
2013-10-11 01:42:29 PM
My great uncle left three at the altar.  Literally.  At. The. Altar.  Three different women.

/sister got married last weekend, if that happened to her, me and me three brothers would not have stopped until we found him.
//he's a good guy so we knew there wouldn't be a problem
 
2013-10-11 02:22:31 PM
It was an honest mistake... she said she wanted to be filled up.
 
2013-10-11 02:46:29 PM

enry: My great uncle left three at the altar.  Literally.  At. The. Altar.  Three different women.

/sister got married last weekend, if that happened to her, me and me three brothers would not have stopped until we found him.
//he's a good guy so we knew there wouldn't be a problem


What'll you boyz do to him if/when he gets caught cheating?
 
2013-10-11 02:47:56 PM
The honeymoon is really over now.
 
2013-10-11 02:52:53 PM

unfarkingbelievable: enry: My great uncle left three at the altar.  Literally.  At. The. Altar.  Three different women.

/sister got married last weekend, if that happened to her, me and me three brothers would not have stopped until we found him.
//he's a good guy so we knew there wouldn't be a problem

What'll you boyz do to him if/when he gets caught cheating?


Ain't gonna happen.
 
2013-10-11 04:33:38 PM
He was just enjoying his last possible moments of silence.
 
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