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(Onion AV Club)   Cinemax announces plans to improve men's health by eliminating painful chafing and mild dehydration   (avclub.com ) divider line
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4794 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Oct 2013 at 1:00 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-11 11:39:26 AM  
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It makes sense, though; I mean, who needs to subscribe to Skinemax when you can get about all the twisted, nasty hardcore shiat you want for free on the various tube sites. It's a tough time to be trying to make money off selling porn now.

I will always look back with fondness at the days of analog cable boxes, when you could tune in to one of these channels and hear everything, though it would be scrambled. I became an expert at picking out boobs from that scrambled mess.
2013-10-12 12:44:00 AM  
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I'll be in my bunk
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2013-10-11 01:29:28 PM  
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Does Cinemax actually do anything else? I thought it was just the free porn that came bundled with HBO.
2013-10-11 01:14:20 PM  
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groppet: jake_lex: It makes sense, though; I mean, who needs to subscribe to Skinemax when you can get about all the twisted, nasty hardcore shiat you want for free on the various tube sites. It's a tough time to be trying to make money off selling porn now.

I will always look back with fondness at the days of analog cable boxes, when you could tune in to one of these channels and hear everything, though it would be scrambled. I became an expert at picking out boobs from that scrambled mess.

Years ago when I was a kid there was a huge storm that knocked out power for a week. When it came back on everyone in the neighborhood had EVERY cable channel. It was great for months until one neighbor called the cable company about it and ruinied it for everyone.


Hopefully that neighbor's house was constantly covered in TP and eggs.
2013-10-11 01:11:27 PM  
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I just watched the first season of Banshee without realizing it was a Cinemax original. It's not a "good" show, but I love it and it's ridiculously entertaining. Unrealistic concept, cartoonish violence, cheesy characters, and gratuitous nudity. Can't wait for season two.
2013-10-11 12:31:36 PM  
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jake_lex: I will always look back with fondness at the days of analog cable boxes, when you could tune in to one of these channels and hear everything, though it would be scrambled. I became an expert at picking out boobs from that scrambled mess.


I still feel it move a bit every time I see a green and purple distorted tit.
2013-10-11 12:10:20 PM  
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jake_lex: It makes sense, though; I mean, who needs to subscribe to Skinemax when you can get about all the twisted, nasty hardcore shiat you want for free on the various tube sites. It's a tough time to be trying to make money off selling porn now.

I will always look back with fondness at the days of analog cable boxes, when you could tune in to one of these channels and hear everything, though it would be scrambled. I became an expert at picking out boobs from that scrambled mess.


Oh hell yes, and once in a while the picture would shift and EVERYTHING WAS VISIBLE.  True, the people that were in the scene all looked like purplish jello wiibbling around, but I could definitely see bush.
 
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